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EntertainmentRe: If You Didnt Do These Your Childhood Is Not Complete by Ploy(m): 9:05am On Dec 09, 2014
I did ALL with remainder.

I love and missed Baba n Mama play, chai.

@op, you didn't put
- swim in the local stream and pee in it.
- steal from school farm
- wash school uniform on Monday.
- go home from school to eat breakfast
RomanceRe: He Is Way Too Shy, Advice Needed. by Ploy(m): 8:57am On Dec 09, 2014
simplemach:
Good for you. Atleast now you wont have much girls around and that means cutting down on expenses. And in case you want to marry, just show your mum the gurl you like and she will help you talk to her and you are done.
People like you should manage the economy of Nigeria. You sabi economics die.

@op, I de shy too but when I manage talk to you for the first time, o boy, you don become my friend be that o.
RomanceRe: Ladies:.what Whld U Do After Marriage? by Ploy(m): 8:08pm On Dec 08, 2014
Ladies don't care about size, they aren't that wide.


NL sis am I ... your mind?
PoliticsRe: Would You Denounce Your Nigerian Citizenship For N20M+USA Citizenship? by Ploy(m): 8:01pm On Dec 08, 2014
US citizenship is too much, give me Malta's with the money and I'm done.
TV/MoviesRe: Have You Ever Cried Because Of A Movie? by Ploy(m): 5:59pm On Dec 08, 2014
My name is Khan, I am not a terrorist.


I cried too when I watched it, that autism patient
Christianity EtcRe: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Pastor Drinking Alcohol? by Ploy(m): 5:39pm On Dec 08, 2014
I will continue gulping and sipping my thing make the pastor too enjoy, life no get return league.

The only thing I can't take is to hear that my pastor is bleeping ashi. That is too disgusting
RomanceRe: There Is No Difference Between A FOOL And Being In LOVE. by Ploy(m): 6:28pm On Dec 06, 2014
Mespu:
why i said so is because both of them do things without reasoning properly
Your personal view I guess?
RomanceRe: There Is No Difference Between A FOOL And Being In LOVE. by Ploy(m): 5:04pm On Dec 06, 2014
Love and se.x keep the world going. They have endured everything for ages unchanged.

I'm not sure but I think, we should love and be loved.
RomanceRe: Is True/real Love A Facade? by Ploy(op): 10:39am On Dec 06, 2014
unibenstudent1:
why take life seriously when we can never stay in this life for more than 100 years and if we do we will wish we were dead
should the little time be enjoyed or endured, most especially in the name of love.
RomanceRe: Is True/real Love A Facade? by Ploy(op): 10:28am On Dec 06, 2014
unibenstudent1:
what concern u with facade ,just go with d flow,unless u will give urself unnecessary headaches
That's the spirit and my fear
RomanceRe: Is True/real Love A Facade? by Ploy(op): 10:25am On Dec 06, 2014
MzNelly:
I thought you were looking for answers.
Yes, I was and still I'm.
RomanceRe: Is True/real Love A Facade? by Ploy(op): 9:38am On Dec 06, 2014
MzNelly:
True love is a farce.
There's no such thing in this "me-first" world.
I don't mean farce, I mean facade - a kind of showy thing.

Haven't you been sparked by someone only for you to realise that the person isn't into you; the way you are into him? The other person will just play along and you will end up fooling yourself.

I want the person I love to love me back without reservation. Love shouldn't be endured. I don't know if I'm too critical but that is how I feel.
RomanceRe: Is True/real Love A Facade? by Ploy(op): 9:25am On Dec 06, 2014
unibenstudent1:
Op can u please summarise what u wrote?
Bros the topic is self explanatory: Is real love a facade - misrepresentation or true.


Don't they teach you General Studies in Uniben?


Zoom off here or park well joor.
RomanceRe: Is True/real Love A Facade? by Ploy(op): 9:19am On Dec 06, 2014
Ok
RomanceIs True/real Love A Facade? by Ploy(op): 7:02am On Dec 06, 2014
Love and sexuality have crossed centuries unchanged because they involve very deep and meaningful feelings that are sensitive than their definitions. But then, when I see couples that looked rosy from the outside and I try to move closer to probably, learn. I'm often met with disappointment. It either one is a cheat or both are.

This got me thinking if true or real love is nothing but a bloody facade. My mentor's wife just told me that the only thing that is making her play the geThose that are not cheating are using each other as fence. My mentor's wife just told me she's been cool with her hubby because she is jobless. Meaning, her true colour is still in obscurity.

I'm not posting this as a frustrated lovelorn but for umpteenth wondered aloud if our significant halves feel the way we feel. Just asking if true love really exist.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Catholic Nuns not usually beautiful? by Ploy(m): 4:17am On Dec 06, 2014
englishmart:
bad teacher undecided
Nope, I'm not a bad teacher o. I wasn't teaching her. She was a Sister and a nurse, she was helping our seminarians in the infirmary. They weren't allowed to teach. Don't forget that Sisters can marry if they want. Although, there is a level you will reach that marriage won't appeal to you again. If I was able to convince her, she can marry me but WHO WAN SNATCH JESUS WIFE?

I was teaching the to be Monks not Nuns. With my konji level, I can't teach Nuns oh, kai. Holy belle go full ground.
CultureRe: Ancient African Mathematics by Ploy(m): 3:57am On Dec 06, 2014
kingston277:
Boy I wonder how they amassed such large states without a colonial unifying language
That exactly is my point, then they lived separately but there was seemingly enmity among them. The weakness explored by the colonialist to exploit them.

The world of today has advanced beyond living a secluded life. English opened the window through which we interact with the whole world. There was never Nigeria before the colonial masters and there won't be Nigeria if we through their linguistic legacy into the dustbin of rivalry.

Sir, point of correction, I am NOT a BOY. I am a MAN.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Catholic Nuns not usually beautiful? by Ploy(m): 8:25pm On Dec 05, 2014
I used to teach at a Minor Seminary and I can bet with my life that there are beautiful and sexy sisters. When you see them, you won't be able to do anything.

In fact, some are threat to we young guys in the Seminary then. Father, I mean our Rector warned us to help them serve God not discourage them. But as a punny thief, I tempted one, one day, and my colleagues reprimanded me. I said, Sister ---, she answered and I asked, Why are you cheating humanity? You suppose to give birth to lovely offsprings that will be Godly like you. You shouldn't take those good children from us, me in particular. She couldn't talk. She walked away gracefully but I received the scolding of my life from other teachers.

You won't believe that she greeted me the next day cheerfully. Those ladies are: make I keep quiet.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 7 Things To Know In Order To Be A Millionaire. by Ploy(m): 8:06pm On Dec 05, 2014
What about money rituals, baba ijebu and .... enm what is that other one?

Thank you @op, may you walk and never stumble, may your dayz be long and may you become rich like us, me and Dangote
Nairaland GeneralRe: Top Weird Facts by Ploy(m): 7:55pm On Dec 05, 2014
Lahila hilanlahu muhanmadu ra sulu lahi.

One minute silence for the thieves
RomanceRe: I Really Need To Know ... by Ploy(m): 11:47am On Dec 05, 2014
Yes, what is good for the goose is good for the gender.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do You Sleep?? (picture) by Ploy(m): 9:35am On Dec 05, 2014
Always 444444444444444
RomanceRe: How Do You Know If She Loves You? by Ploy(m): 9:23am On Dec 05, 2014
It depends on your number/position on her list.

1. Chairman
2. Deputy BF
3. Helper
4. Mugu one
5. Mugu two
6. Mugu three
7. True friend (confidant)
8. Daddy (friend zoned chief )
9. Pastor (stingy spiricoco)
10. My colleague
CultureRe: What Exactly Is Eye Service? by Ploy(m): 9:09am On Dec 05, 2014
Eyes service is what you just did by posting this....

It means DECEPTION, DUPLICITY, DECEIT & DOUBLE DEALING.



OR bleeping your eyes, like self service
EducationRe: A Proposal by Ploy(m): 8:56am On Dec 05, 2014
Go to ehow.com

search for whatever you want and get direct link at your finger tip.


Thank me later.
The gods have spoken.
GamingRe: Have You Ever Wonder Why You Have To Throw The Dices Again After Double Six? by Ploy(m): 6:53pm On Dec 04, 2014
Every game has its rule, that is the rule of the game. Period
RomanceRe: You Are Worthy! 7 Things You Should Never Tolerate In A Relationship/ Marriage by Ploy(m): 5:35pm On Dec 04, 2014
Lies
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PoliticsRe: North Korea Orders Citizens With Same Name As Leader To Change It. by Ploy(m): 3:16pm On Dec 04, 2014
Are they in slavery?








I'm proud to be a nigerian

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