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lilcutie8916:Take it or leave it, there is God. I will like you to read this book: Beyond The Gate of Death. It was written by an atheist. |
lilcutie8916:because atheism is also a religion of those that are too proud to reference the being above. My friend, a man can never be empty, you either have God in you or the devil. No matter what, God is God. |
ome4me:Stress isn't good for you, if your work is too stressful, resign and let those that won't complain do it. If it is your marriage, divorce asap. If yours is academic, drop out, period. Life is too short to live it in stress. But if you insist on managing it, just pretend you are enjoying what you are doing, with time, your heart will conform to it. Next.... |
To the learners, it is not that difficult; just do it. I used to be timid and shy but when one girl treated me like an impotent dude, I went on rampage and guess what? I seduced and won the love of three girls in four days. It was then I realised that the game no need any practice, just talk am. That's all |
SkinnyDude:Abeg, leave me, make I look joor. Looku looku no dey give belle |
Me na looker I be, if I look your babe and you laugh con give me, I go give you one stone face eehm, you go fear. |
When I chose to get married despite the fact that everything I see warns me not to. When I know I can get se.x everywhere, on the street, in the bucket, at the cafe, even in the church. I chose to go by the old tradition of family institution; to make it worst, for better for, worse in the church. Now konji de worry me, he even wan burst ma blucus, my lawful wedded wife whom I so much love, cherish and selected out of many com de tell me say she no wan do. If you no wan eat for house, watin you chop outside? I may not force her but she will force me to get a spare lady outside. Marital rape ko, academic rape ni. Any lady that believe all these mumbo jumbo is doom because there is nothing like marital rap.e |
I didn't see any guy na, where is he? |
Mr President has spoken, by the way when is he leaving that place? |
dovelike:It is dawn, the night is over and there is nothing like dawnmare. So, enjoy the angelic kiss and think about it all day. I no wan derail the thread, op said he has bad mouth. So, dovelike, dearie, see ya. |
dovelike:I would have devised a way of punishing you for talking to me like that but that your kissing lips safe you. Now, close your eyes and geta kiss from me: mmmmmchoi-chio-choi-choimmmmmmmmwain. Good. G-morning |
Get their numbers and fire on. Nothing de there, oh! beauty is relative sha. |
Are you jobless? If you aren't get busy with your work or just pretend you are busy with it. When konji comes knocking, go pour am for ashawo place. You de go club? If you de go stop going to club or party. Be less friendly but do not take this to the extreme because you may lose your helper. You be Christian? If yes, be come born again. If you aren't, become mallam. You fee de use ogogoro to keep yourself company. NB. If you get bad mouth you better no talk to me anyhow or else.... |
He was/is a zoologist who later in his career as a glorified teacher, majored in cat-fish farming and coincidentally, cat-fish live in mire. So, you don't expect him to value clean environment. Sai GEJ till he reaches Otuoke come Feb. 15. Don't quote me or else.... |
hyfr:How did he get to US military college without 0'level? Common, argue like the people I think you're. |
noblezone:I'm not trying to prove anything because you have already conditioned your mind. I'm not Buhari's E-warrior either, don't consider me as one. What did people like you say when Namadi Sambo said his B.Sc n M.Sc certs got burnt? All he presented was a cover/backup letter from the university he graduated and nobody said nothing. Buhari said it categorically that his certs are with the military and it was not denied, so, what is your stress? If you have been enjoying this governance for the past 60 months, I rejoice with you and at the same time, warn you to prepare for the wind of change that is blowing cos you might be affected. Good morning n happy weekend. |
@teegurl, if you wanna get one, do it asap. That thing can't lose it relevance in the nearest future. You know why? Men from the time of Adam, appreciate what they don't n can't have. Men don't have Ukwu n Booby, hence the reason for it attraction. However, a lady can get the attention of men with it but she needs more to keep them |
@op, what is too difficult for to understand in the whole story? General Buhari was overthrown and jailed for about two-three years by Gen. Ibrahim Babangida. After the coup, Buhari's home was ransacked and among things taken then were his certificates. When he came out of jail. He swore affidavit to all his certificates. We don't know where it is but we all know that the military took it during the time of IBB. If you don't wanna show certificate to work, fine but it's gonna be that: You will go to jail Your home will be vandalised Your certificate will be taken. When you come back, you will get court affidavit and work with it. Let somebody say AMEN. |
By the time this clueless governance is over, you will get a better job and stop wasting your time on seasonal movies in Jesus name (Amen). Back to your first question, yes, I watch movies holding the remote control cos I hate Africa Magic. |
I have being the second guy to all ma girls. Awon oniro gbogbo She is really in love with you, girls don't kiss n tell. |
Start warming up for payback. If you do me, I do you. Man nogo vex |
The nomads in Nigeria are finer than these. Come see beautiful damsels among the: Fulanis, Bororos, and the Hausajes. Out nigerian Fulani people fine pass them by farrrrrr |
Thanks @op, but what will those that have lost the temporary card do? I misplaced mine and I'm no longer in the state where I did the reg. Is the any hope of getting mine? |
All enjoyment. Adogan kekere togbe ikoko lanla, gbogbo igbadun ladogan nje. Big pot on a small stove, all enjoyment for the stove. |
Stoical:You didn't agree pay b4 service then, now you do. Kpekus no be free. |
This money has been in circulation since December, 19th. Are you guys in this country at all? |
Have you paid for the ones you have enjoyed? My friend, answer her joor. |
You must learn how to make MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY |


