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Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Atheists Suffer Prosecution From Religious People by Ploy(m): 2:26pm On Jan 15, 2015
lilcutie8916:
I was once a christian, a devout one at that, but right now I can't people that I have doubts towards god talk more of not believing in him. The very moment I tell someone I am an atheist I get that look of disgust and they immediately get offended. Yet christians still claim to suffer persecution, well maybe in a parallel universe. So my question is why can't they just let us be.
Take it or leave it, there is God. I will like you to read this book: Beyond The Gate of Death. It was written by an atheist.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Atheists Suffer Prosecution From Religious People by Ploy(m): 2:24pm On Jan 15, 2015
lilcutie8916:
I was once a christian, a devout one at that, but right now I can't people that I have doubts towards god talk more of not believing in him. The very moment I tell someone I am an atheist I get that look of disgust and they immediately get offended. Yet christians still claim to suffer persecution, well maybe in a parallel universe. So my question is why can't they just let us be.
because atheism is also a religion of those that are too proud to reference the being above.

My friend, a man can never be empty, you either have God in you or the devil. No matter what, God is God.
AutosRe: How Do Someone Cope With Stress? by Ploy(m): 2:06pm On Jan 15, 2015
ome4me:
please i need tips on how to cope with stress. it is really stressful here sad
Stress isn't good for you, if your work is too stressful, resign and let those that won't complain do it. If it is your marriage, divorce asap. If yours is academic, drop out, period.

Life is too short to live it in stress. But if you insist on managing it, just pretend you are enjoying what you are doing, with time, your heart will conform to it.




Next....
RomanceRe: How To Get A Girlfriend For Beginners by Ploy(m): 2:01pm On Jan 15, 2015
To the learners, it is not that difficult; just do it.


I used to be timid and shy but when one girl treated me like an impotent dude, I went on rampage and guess what? I seduced and won the love of three girls in four days.

It was then I realised that the game no need any practice, just talk am. That's all
RomanceRe: 5 Steps To Deal With Guys Looking At Your Girlfriend by Ploy(m): 10:21am On Jan 15, 2015
SkinnyDude:
e dey your body. even for your profile pic, you dey look mirror. u no go find ur own gehfriend. looku looku
Abeg, leave me, make I look joor. Looku looku no dey give belle
RomanceRe: 5 Steps To Deal With Guys Looking At Your Girlfriend by Ploy(m): 3:02am On Jan 14, 2015
Me na looker I be, if I look your babe and you laugh con give me, I go give you one stone face eehm, you go fear.
RomanceRe: Is Marital Rape An Abuse Or A Right? by Ploy(m): 2:52am On Jan 14, 2015
When I chose to get married despite the fact that everything I see warns me not to.

When I know I can get se.x everywhere, on the street, in the bucket, at the cafe, even in the church. I chose to go by the old tradition of family institution; to make it worst, for better for, worse in the church.

Now konji de worry me, he even wan burst ma blucus, my lawful wedded wife whom I so much love, cherish and selected out of many com de tell me say she no wan do. If you no wan eat for house, watin you chop outside?

I may not force her but she will force me to get a spare lady outside.


Marital rape ko, academic rape ni. Any lady that believe all these mumbo jumbo is doom because there is nothing like marital rap.e
CelebritiesRe: Photo This Guy Will Make You WOW!!! Checkout by Ploy(m): 8:00pm On Jan 13, 2015
I didn't see any guy na, where is he?
PoliticsRe: Our Phd Presido....the Best Ever by Ploy(m): 12:27am On Jan 12, 2015
Mr President has spoken, by the way when is he leaving that place?
RomanceRe: How Can I Avoid Dating,love,like Any Girl For 6momths by Ploy(m): 5:35am On Jan 11, 2015
dovelike:
Am about to go to bed now sorry. And I don't need night mares.
It is dawn, the night is over and there is nothing like dawnmare. So, enjoy the angelic kiss and think about it all day.

I no wan derail the thread, op said he has bad mouth. So, dovelike, dearie, see ya.
RomanceRe: How Can I Avoid Dating,love,like Any Girl For 6momths by Ploy(m): 5:25am On Jan 11, 2015
dovelike:
Are you ok? Why all the harshness? Did he steal your chargerhuh
I would have devised a way of punishing you for talking to me like that but that your kissing lips safe you.

Now, close your eyes and geta kiss from me: mmmmmchoi-chio-choi-choimmmmmmmmwain. Good.

G-morning
RomanceRe: Please Help Me! I Have Phobia For Beautiful Ladies. by Ploy(m): 4:53am On Jan 11, 2015
Get their numbers and fire on. Nothing de there,


oh! beauty is relative sha.
RomanceRe: How Can I Avoid Dating,love,like Any Girl For 6momths by Ploy(m): 4:46am On Jan 11, 2015
Are you jobless? If you aren't get busy with your work or just pretend you are busy with it.

When konji comes knocking, go pour am for ashawo place.

You de go club? If you de go stop going to club or party.

Be less friendly but do not take this to the extreme because you may lose your helper.

You be Christian? If yes, be come born again. If you aren't, become mallam.

You fee de use ogogoro to keep yourself company.

NB. If you get bad mouth you better no talk to me anyhow or else....
PoliticsRe: Is This Who You Want To Vote For Again? by Ploy(m): 9:47pm On Jan 10, 2015
He was/is a zoologist who later in his career as a glorified teacher, majored in cat-fish farming and coincidentally, cat-fish live in mire.

So, you don't expect him to value clean environment. Sai GEJ till he reaches Otuoke come Feb. 15.

Don't quote me or else....
PoliticsRe: Re: If Buharis Show No Cert Then No Nigeria Should Show Cert To Work by Ploy(m): 6:16am On Jan 10, 2015
hyfr:
Come off that, buhari has no certificate, we all are grown ups. Pdp doesn't even wanna take up the case, if they do that nigga is going straight on to jail. If they truly destroyed or stole it let him apply for another. I don't support pdp is just that I hate twisting the truth
How did he get to US military college without 0'level? Common, argue like the people I think you're.
PoliticsRe: Re: If Buharis Show No Cert Then No Nigeria Should Show Cert To Work by Ploy(m): 6:10am On Jan 10, 2015
noblezone:
Nice try but please try again.

30 years is log time enough to re apply for lost certificates!

You can try to use affidavit in place of your certificates, let us see the job you can get.
You guys should stop this crappy tales., nobody is a kid here.
I'm not trying to prove anything because you have already conditioned your mind. I'm not Buhari's E-warrior either, don't consider me as one.

What did people like you say when Namadi Sambo said his B.Sc n M.Sc certs got burnt?
All he presented was a cover/backup letter from the university he graduated and nobody said nothing. Buhari said it categorically that his certs are with the military and it was not denied, so, what is your stress?

If you have been enjoying this governance for the past 60 months, I rejoice with you and at the same time, warn you to prepare for the wind of change that is blowing cos you might be affected.

Good morning n happy weekend.
RomanceRe: Can This Over-hyping Of Female Butt Size Ever Lose Its Potency/popularity??? by Ploy(m): 3:44am On Jan 10, 2015
@teegurl, if you wanna get one, do it asap. That thing can't lose it relevance in the nearest future. You know why? Men from the time of Adam, appreciate what they don't n can't have.

Men don't have Ukwu n Booby, hence the reason for it attraction. However, a lady can get the attention of men with it but she needs more to keep them
PoliticsRe: Re: If Buharis Show No Cert Then No Nigeria Should Show Cert To Work by Ploy(m): 3:32am On Jan 10, 2015
@op, what is too difficult for to understand in the whole story?

General Buhari was overthrown and jailed for about two-three years by Gen. Ibrahim Babangida. After the coup, Buhari's home was ransacked and among things taken then were his certificates. When he came out of jail. He swore affidavit to all his certificates.

We don't know where it is but we all know that the military took it during the time of IBB.

If you don't wanna show certificate to work, fine but it's gonna be that:
You will go to jail
Your home will be vandalised
Your certificate will be taken. When you come back, you will get court affidavit and work with it.

Let somebody say AMEN.
TV/MoviesRe: Do You Watch Movies Holding The Remote Controller? by Ploy(m): 4:55pm On Jan 08, 2015
By the time this clueless governance is over, you will get a better job and stop wasting your time on seasonal movies in Jesus name (Amen).

Back to your first question, yes, I watch movies holding the remote control cos I hate Africa Magic.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Had 11 Ex Boyfriend Please Advise Me by Ploy(m): 4:36pm On Jan 08, 2015
I have being the second guy to all ma girls.

Awon oniro gbogbo

She is really in love with you, girls don't kiss n tell.
RomanceRe: A Question For Both Guys And Ladies by Ploy(m): 4:24pm On Jan 08, 2015
Start warming up for payback.


If you do me, I do you.
Man nogo vex
CultureRe: Cushitic people the most beautiful people on Earth by Ploy(m): 6:10am On Jan 08, 2015
The nomads in Nigeria are finer than these. Come see beautiful damsels among the: Fulanis, Bororos, and the Hausajes.


Out nigerian Fulani people fine pass them by farrrrrr
PoliticsRe: How To Verify Your Voter's Card with INEC by Ploy(m): 5:59am On Jan 08, 2015
Thanks @op, but what will those that have lost the temporary card do? I misplaced mine and I'm no longer in the state where I did the reg.

Is the any hope of getting mine?
FamilyRe: Do Think This Marriage Will Work? (picture) by Ploy(m): 5:53am On Jan 08, 2015
All enjoyment.

Adogan kekere togbe ikoko lanla, gbogbo igbadun ladogan nje.

Big pot on a small stove, all enjoyment for the stove.
RomanceRe: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Ploy(m): 7:16pm On Jan 07, 2015
Stoical:
Wait ooo, I didn't agree pay before services oo. Besides, I have spent much though as I thought it'll work, even with just one time matter. Maybe, that's why she feels maga go due pay lipsrsealed
You didn't agree pay b4 service then, now you do. Kpekus no be free.
PoliticsRe: How Much You Love This New Currency. (see Pics ) by Ploy(m): 6:34pm On Jan 07, 2015
This money has been in circulation since December, 19th. Are you guys in this country at all?
RomanceRe: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Ploy(m): 6:30pm On Jan 07, 2015
Have you paid for the ones you have enjoyed?

My friend, answer her joor.
EducationRe: 7 Things Every Guy Must Know Before Graduating From University by Ploy(m): 4:37pm On Jan 07, 2015
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