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peacelover15:
if I got you correct @ ploy, I would like to ask: what will a doctor stand to gain if he/she alters your birth date.?.....beside I don't see any problem in dating a younger guy, so far the guy behaves maturedly and understands the girl in the relationship.

To answer your question, I didn't mean doctors alter dates of birth; when fact is falsified, it's doctored. People change their date of birth to meet up with the demanding societal expectations.

It can marry anybody, but she must be GOOD LOOKING

Sell it buy a three million land and develop it.

How do you know the real age when everybody has doctored date of birth? Any lady that wants to welcome Latin into her pass.y should indicate no age barrier.

He doesn't need any deliverance, all he needs is exposure. He should go out and mingle. Girls won't come knocking at his door and a sex-starved guy will self-service.

Helping people around us is natural, we do it by instinct but wake up when people take us for granted. Public speaking on its own is not in-built, it is a learned behaviour. He should start speaking to people in twos, threes, fours and then crowd.


The bottom line is; HE SHOULD MINGLE.

NEXTPLEASE

@op, I love you, how is that specially? Do you believe it?

Let me advise you from experience.
I lost my dad when I was in JSS2 and was separated from my mum almost immediately. Three years later in SS2 I left my step-sister whom I hitherto lived with a went to my mum. My step-sister's first son was a lawyer so he wanted me to become one too.

Unfortunately, when I reached my mum's place, she was living in abject penury. I ended up on the farm for the next two years. I skipped part of SS2 & the whole of SS3. I couldn't go to the university then, I eventually went to NCE.

What am I saying? If they have plans for you, please stay. You mum of 12 years ago, will surprise you when you pack to her. At 19, you will soon leave secondary school if you haven't finished. #Juststayput#

however, the best experience is when you have it, you may go anywhere but think twice; never thrice.

bomsilaga:
Wondering. Does cutting a manhood immediately kill a man?

Nope, you can survive without it if you can make your blood cloth on time. Cutting off of joystick is like any other accident. You must bandage the wound in time or bleed to death.

I'm not shy, I'm just afraid. I dread rejection.

Cry then sleep




also eat junks

All are real except number ten which can only be found in fiction.

fuelsaver:
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Google my keywords if you have any doubt.

Muhammad was born 570 years after the death of Jesus, the old testament of the Bible was written before the birth of Christ and the new testament was written during his life and after his death before Muhammad was born.

There is no how Muhammad's name would have made it into the Bible. However, Mouhammed is gaining currency in Rome now than never before.

Merrychristmas

Not again, I'm tired of these endless lists

Look like this guy with goat teeth? God forbid!

God saved her she wasn't born a nigerian.


Can that ever be possible in my country?

Let the gods respond!

fejikudz:
LOL

I said I hate it!

This is a big fat lie, you can type for 3 minutes only for her to reply

lol

I hate that stu.pid reply, am I a comedian? You need money, money and money.

Mzgracie:
Chai!!!

Did I say anything related to that?



My God will provide for your needs.

You're the answer from God, just pm him and let it rain.

Se.x is good especially before marriage. Premarital se.x sweet enhen, you know it's like stealing.


You remember your childhood when you eat your breakfast before break while lesson is going on?

Maamin:
Wetin be Phallus?

Joystick, eehm, third leg.

Tyres expire and parked vehicle weakens tyres. You can consult an experienced vulcaniser in your area.

Enjoy your festivity

My specialty, let me do it for you. I will do it for free cos it's you, a fellow nairalander.


Smelly yeye.

If you take her to the hospital, doctors will use hand dabaru everywhere and hand-mess her for you.

Phallus now, what else?

A Yoruba woman will say: maa joko ti eru mi, (I will sit with my load) if the phallus is working.

If the phallus stopped working, she will say: mio le je ki okunrin kan somi di olori buruku o (I won't let any man turn me into an unfortunate being).

Drink sugary drinks, it will make you eat more. Or eat late.

Still counting on LTV

Sam Nda-Isa is a loser from the embryo. He can't win nothing, in our state, power state, people hate him. So, he can't win.

Atiku is a political normad, he isn't a credible standard bearer but still, he can win. Atiku is a better politician than old open-teeth.

Buhari can't win and if he does, it is gonna spell DOOM for the party because he doesn't has good antecedent. He is a fanatic and too rigid, a leader that can't reach compromise easily is a threat to democracy.

Rabiu Kwankwaso is a very good candidate but won't emerge as the standard bearer either because the greediness of Buhari won't.

In summary, Atiku will emerge the winner and GEJ will defeat him. Do you know why? He was and never will be party loyal

He shouldn't go and finish God's food there o because others are on their way.

There are a lot of reasons:
:: the punany of an average 9ja lady has not been explored by her lesbo friend

:: the rate of divorce is 9ja is still minimal. What did some of them know? Gullible ladies that want to go Yankee by all means.

:: some of them want to reciprocate what some of the girls did for them in the past. One good turn, deserves another.

Sharon6:
Not all ladies.









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is there anything special about your carburator? Oh, sorry signature other than selling "Agbo" local/herbal mixture?