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Who built Aso Villa, GEJ?


Many of your type in Nigeria. God help my country.

Docock

Abbey2sam:
don't mention ode

I was wondering what I am doing answering you. The look on your face, your stature, your posture says it all.

luluosas:
I don't know how to describe you honestly.

Hahahahaha

say nothing

omoiseselagba:
religious bigot.your brain needs servicing.

Thank you brain mechanic

Abbey2sam:
And you foolish enough to show your stupidity on nairaland

didn't you read where it was written that he has a wife and 3 kids......so he died over an olosho

Thank you, the Solomon of our time. I'm not stupi.d like you though

madjune:
You see you life?

So you too can die for a girl with cigarette in her hands at "Lady Show Bar"?

You be the judge, but ask yourself what you could die for

mrdino:
is that really worth dying for?

To him, yes.

It's not the guy it's the di.ck, you just grab the di.ck and warn it to stop demanding food from you cos you can't give it



or


you can grab it, give it bj, kitty cat for that once and tell him not to come again

or

stop the friendship, the guy is a jerk. It used to happen to me around one of my friends, though it was partly her fault. She liked touching my head and ear and whenever she touched them, my pasola arose but with time, it dwindled and died.


NB: I never shew her but I know she knew, afterall she isn't a child. Whenever that happened, I would put my hand in the pocket and arrange my pasola well, lobatan

dre11:
Am sure u have seen countless of ladies putting this rings on and call it engagement ring....
So, u mean they are Chinese as u mentioned in your post

Engagement ring? The only ring we know in our village is Oruka Kusanrin.




Check your Bible if you are a Christian, you will discover that there is no single mention of engagement ring there. And our forefathers in Africa don't believe it either. Where then did we get it? My first post and Google can help.


Good a.m.

Love still exist



On your friend's temper problem, she should treat that first then think about relationship. You don't expect any sane guy to marry a psycho.

You said she was crying, I hope she is still crying. Tears are soap with which heart is washed. She should cry well. Tell her not to be the first to suggest abortion next time and when guys come suggesting it she should be stern on her decision or better still:Lock the kitty cat.

If you gat nothing you can die for, you gat no reason to live.


He died for something, may his soul rest in peace.

Engagement ring is for the Japanese and Chinese who are too identical to easily identify the spouses. They use customized rings, most with the name of the husband.


Now, why do we need to tie rope or put ring on our ototopoyoyos when we can recognise their massive bosoms and hips amidst ten thousand ladies?

Ring ko, fetters ni

Cluelessness on display. Who gave Oga Jona the wrong analysis in the first place? Now Abati has landed Oga Jona in yet another bashing.

Oga Jona well before you talk in your community meeting at Otuoke because we are voting out of there next month.

I love that fake boyfriend part, touching her hips and holding her arms in the mall. So thrilling, when you are not the one paying but you walk solder to solder like the real guy.

Your brother will get a better life with your help and commitment but he can not be part of your nuclear family. Help him academically and where possible, get a better job for him and set him free.


Let your wife be the beneficiary for now and later your son/daughter. If you marry a good wife, she won't abandon your mother n siblings when the unexpected happens but the extended family members can force your brother to abandon your wife after your demise which we are not praying for soon.

When the time comes for the review, use your child's name; you must have gotten one then but for now, use your wife's.

God bless you for having your siblings at heart and made death never snatch you away from them unexpectedly in Jesus' name.

When you argue more or less, when he/she stops taking your extremities seriously. He/she just want it to slip or when s/he takes it too seriously than necessary.


You alone can tell, from your previous experiences. However, being too critical or less critical is an indication that s/he wanna leave ya.

It is a sign you don't need the ring, just swallow his baby.

Do it and thank me later, don't forget to drop something for the gods.




On a serious note, human needs are insatiable. I may have gotten what are initially thought ladies should have in you; but when I've seen them, I would desire more.

Also, you may have misled me (you can bash, here. Who cares?) with your superficial lifestyle but being a responsible guy, I find it difficult to call it quit cos of the time you already invested into the relationship.

The bottom line is he may delay in proposing to you but when he is still committed, keep it cool. What is the meaning of this ring sef?

God have mercy

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Say: amen
In the name of the father, son and the holy ghost.

Nneka123:
lwkm! , did i said something so shocking?

You just did, *did I said*


you fine small, oya get a peck: uuummm muahn.

dguyindcorner:
NO NIGERIAN BABIES?

Naija baby?

Papa belt no dey again? Cry nonsense and let Papa catch you na.

My mum doesn't talk too much her words her: Remember the SON of whom you are.


@op, great work, I hope people will bear all these in mind.

Charlie isn't a Nigerian and his case shouldn't be given undue media attention here because of the sensitivity of the case. We already have extremist, we shouldn't multiply em


But those people bad oh, hang all the journalists?.

I'ld pretend nothing had happen between us before

Too real to be true.



Phone number or I don't believe it.

Too real to be true.



Username or I don't believe it.

lilcutie8916:
let me teach u your bible hebrew 12:14 follow peace with all men mathew 5:5 blessed are the meek bro I am sure this is the doctrine u claim to leave by so why can't u just pretend at least to live by it

For your eye, you be confirm atheist abi? De there, Mr Bible.

Religions and faith have crossed centuries, cultures and civilizations unchanged. It is only the truth that can endure that long, you can deny it but who cares? You are responsible for your decisions....

I hope you see the light before it is too late. Peace

lilcutie8916:
And u thing this book will make me change my point of view? u are not answering the question and don't go quoting the bible

Ok, you are facing persecution because you reference yourself, your ego and your vanity than the supreme being. There is an infinite power governing the world.