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mrsage:
@praise77 stop this. Take time and answer d questions..

Thank guy, I thought I was too skeptical.

shindarayo:
ure funny.no lovr potion I was just and still is wat a man wld calle take home to mamma.am a natural, not materialistic and I know my onions.

The charm has started working on me too. Don't let me have your number or you have many men on your trail


On a serious note, tell the guy-man that you are happy now than ever, even if you aren't and tell your husband too.

I said this because ladies call their ex only to start complaining about their marriage. I took a married cousin out one day, unknowingly, we went there to see her ex. On reaching there, she started spewing her worries and fear in her home.

I was so infuriated that I left her there. She made me drunk that night. I started thinking about when I would get married and what my wife would be telling her exs about me.

Where did you get the love portion that you used for him then? Go back to the baba and tell him to release him.

Chikena

Who are you?
What do you do?
Where are you?
What is the group all about?
Is it money rituals?
How on earth should I trust you?



I'm curious and want to be financially independent but legally and in a godly way.

Popular - naira


Strong - Ghana Cedi

I stand to be corrected

Popular - naira


Strong - Ghana Cedi

Weed and orijin on Sundays. Kai!

Date your friend he/she understands you most.



And for se.x

Chinese man poo kicking like Jackie Chan

I will be happy for her, nothing is new.


But will cry myself to sleep that night.

Seat reservation

What guys must know about their gf.

1. Her bra size
2. Why her favourite food is noodles
3. Her shoe size
4. Her mum, (butt n tit in future)
5. Why she takes selfie every seconds
6. Her grade in school
7. Can she pound yam? I like....
8. Her expertise in BJ
to be continued
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Don't yab me please, I love girls

As a cool, ugly but religious guy, I won't want a lady give that kind of permission. The reason being that in subconsciousness of my inner mind, I will conclude she does the same.

If I can get your approval now, I will get it later, I mean in marriage.

Help him to be the man of your dreams.

rattlesnake:
and i suppose this is Aramaic English or what exactly....

Nope, it's Aryan lexicography

Mugu yesterday, today and forevermore, amen.

Who were you before you became ex? Mugu!
Why do you want to abandon your lil relevance? Team maga fire on.

When people post things like this, I always believe them. @op, pm b'coz I'm tired of being single too.

Abi, you no like me?

sylvalord:
And who dafuq are you?

Ask ifa.

sylvalord:
And who dafuq are you?

Your elder brother that you don't know.

The one I can still remember is: Education is the best legacy.

In fact, education is a great facade and poo. Legacy ko, cygale ni

But your are my date.


Please, don't deny it, just hide your password.

Prewty - blacky.

*mrshen*

She looks heny, good for mrcork, if you ask me.

Prewty - blacky.


She looks heny, good for mrcork, if you ask me.

sylvalord:
*sighs*

spat

twaai

People pray @ d top of their voices to prevent their minds from wandering to other mundane things.

Also, they do that to prevent sleep, you can't sleep off while shouting.

However, this shouldn't be confuse with some that believe that you have to shout for God to hear b'coz God is all ears.

@op, if people are disturbing you, you can start praying too.

To be continued when?
Op was making sense before that to be shit.

Pls, don't get me angry!
If you quote me, you are HIV/AIDS positive.

Go there with your trusted friend or latest girl friend. There is nothing difficult in it, a married course mate tried that with in the past. But she stopped that nonsense when I started going there with my ototo poyoyo. She will be embarrassed if she is lying.

Symbol1:
Negative....nd d truth is,I hate d tot of self servicing alone nt 2 talk of doin it bt I stil dnt tink these are enuf 2 provemTnx anyway.

Bingo!
You are a virgin.
You aren't lying to him, continue telling him you are a virgin. Your sincerity in other things will convince him.

I finally made it, this is the opportunity I have been waiting for. @op, thank you for this manual. Straight to my nairaland diary