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BusinessRe: How Guinness Completely Destroyed The Country Nigeria by plsplspls: 5:21pm On Dec 22, 2015
Blackkie:
Is anything wrong with a company warning its staff about dangers that they may face?
You have internal memo's for that. NOT the company website.

Why are companies like ExxonMobil not doing the same? It's called ETHICS. If and when you want to put out true information about a host company , you MUST be professional (i.e. diplomatic) about it.
FoodRe: Analysts Hail Effectiveness Of Chivita 100% “juice Ball” Campaign by plsplspls: 10:22am On Dec 21, 2015
If you put organic content on Nairaland as one of your channels for PR abeg do it well. There are some basic rules to social media advertising. One is you don't just blow your trumpet. you stir up a conversation and let consumers do it for you. You should've just asked people here on Nairaland what they think about the campaign. Or are you scared to hear the truth?

I'm curious. Is the 100% juice ball campaign the one where they kick the ball over juice? If it is, I think it's a very dirty way to advertise. I know that no proper FMCG will allow their product to be used in such circumstances. All I kept thinking of was fruit juice and mud.

The affiliation is not bad though. Just wondering if your research puts men as your primary target audience. If it is then its cool. If it's women then (forgive my french) wtf are you doing spending those millions on just soccer?

#JUSTSAYIN
FoodRe: Analysts Hail Effectiveness Of Chivita 100% “juice Ball” Campaign by plsplspls: 10:22am On Dec 21, 2015
If you put organic content on Nairaland as one of your channels for PR abeg do it well. There are some basic rules to social media advertising. One is you don't just blow your trumpet. you stir up a conversation and let consumers do it for you. You should've just asked people here on Nairaland what they think about the campaign. Or are you scared to hear the truth?

I'm curious. Is the 100% juice ball campaign the one where they kick the ball over juice? If it is, I think it's a very dirty way to advertise. I know that no proper FMCG will allow their product to be used in such circumstances. All I kept thinking of was fruit juice and mud.

The affiliation is not bad though. Just wondering if your research puts men as your primary target audience. If it is then its cool. If it's women then (forgive my french) wtf are you doing spending those millions on just soccer?

#JUSTSAYIN
FoodThe TRUE CR (chicken Republic) Facts by plsplspls(op): 11:53pm On Dec 20, 2015
Seen those banners that tell u to order a meal online and u'll get it in 30 mins? ScaM! Let's just Thank God they don't have an online payment system.

Saturday afternoon I ordered online. After waiting for about an hour, I found the fact that noone had called to confirm my order unusual so I used my precious credit to call. Pleasant sounding dude picks up and couldn't seem to find my order. "Ok, fine" (I'm thinking), "it's just 1hr of hunger". I then proceed to place the same order again.

After waiting for ANOTHER hour I call the dude to ask if we know each other from somewhere and perhaps I had offended him in the past. Much to his credit, he politely appologised and said it was on its way.

After waiting for the 3rd hour, it finally hit me.
In the time it had taken me to wait for the stupid meal, I could have walked pass the silly eatery on opebi to Alade market. Bought raw chicken and potatoes, walked to the eatery,cooked it, walked back to my office and eaten it. THE BOOGIE MAN was on the way with my food.

I had to order from their competition who I thought were slow. I waited another hour but at least I got the food. Its been over 36hrs since I ordered from Chicken republic. No sign of the food, no appology. Just two email invoices for invisible food.

#crfacts
Crazy Rediculous Service
Completely repulsive eatery
FoodRe: Is Nestlé Purelife Bottled Water Tasty? by plsplspls: 11:13pm On Dec 20, 2015
If u google up water and taste, u'll be amazed to discover that the water we all drink isn't tasteless and one of the parameters for great drinking water (worldwide) is it's taste. Now what makes up that so called great taste is supposed to be based on the right balance of minerals and ish (they have competitions for this).Even the healthiest of waters (spring) has an even stronger distinct taste. What u should be worried about is who, where and how ur water is prepared and kept. I'd rather stick to the number 1 WORLDWIDE manufacturer of bottled water, NESTLE. SO BROS IN A NUTSHELL, NA TRUE SHA. DI WATER GET TASTE but d taste no be bad tin.
SportsRe: Warn Yourself Sunday Oliseh - By Joseph Edgar ( A Must Read ) by plsplspls: 9:46am On Oct 09, 2015
LWKMD! This is a joke right?
CelebritiesRe: 20 Things You Don’t Know About Don Jazzy by plsplspls: 1:13pm On Aug 22, 2015
Phinity318:
but Jazzy no dy stink
He stinks alright. He stinks of well deserved fame and fortune! He is the most creative man in Nigeria. A legend in the making. To the one and only Don of the Nigerian music industry, I hail!
ComputersRe: SMILE NIGERIA – Facts You Need To Know About Smile Nigeria by plsplspls: 11:55am On Aug 18, 2015
IamDaniella:
Looking for a network to make you smile, then think smile! If your network providers are not making you happy then you need a new one. Smile delivers affordable, high-quality and easy-to-use broadband access and communication services to customers across Africa.
SMILE is a service that enables customers to access the internet. Generally the most....Read More

http://www.linjust.com/2015/05/smile-facts-you-need-to-know-about.html
Rubbish! Smile is a bullshit company. Their internet access is fast, yeh but their follow up service is crap. I've been trying to simply change my "mysmile" password for a while now so I can buy more smile airtime. I've called and I've mailed em. I dunno what else they expect one to do. Make I begin dey waka come their office? Abegi! I don go dust my swift modem. It may not be as fast but its reliable.

I dunno how much you're getting paid to ADVERTISE for them. All I know is that it had better be worth it.
CelebritiesRe: I Dont Know Why D'banj Won An Award At The Mamas - Basketmouth by plsplspls: 9:09pm On Jul 23, 2015
Basket mouth is entitled to his opinion. I actually agree with him. I'm not hating, I just feel his songs aren't THAT spectacular. Granted he's doing a great job as an ambassador, he's getting a lot of recognition and stuff but that doesnt mean his music is off the hook.

Someone commented on earlier on Don J's music being local and Dbanj's being intrnational, my question to that is SO WHAT? I remember watching him dis Don J in an interview where he asked if Don J can win a grammy. Id like him to take a look at Nigerians who have been nominated for gammy's in the past. You'll find the likes of Femi Kuti and Lagbaja. The glaring norm is their originality and African content. They werent trying to appeal to a foreign culture, they did their thing and let the oyimbo's feel/see/hear their expression. Congrats Dbanj keep doing the nation proud. But ehn... IMHO, when it comes to his MUSIC I cant help but say "I AINT FEELING THE NIGGA".
RomanceRe: Every Girl Wishes Thier Boyfriend Knew This!!! by plsplspls: 9:12pm On May 11, 2015
Mtchwew, pls stop watching those Spanish soaps.
RomanceRe: Photo: screenshots of a guy Ietter to his girlfriend, Why Is Naija Gal Wicked ? by plsplspls: 12:35pm On Apr 29, 2015
Why she no go treat you like woman when you dey sound like woman. You've got to wear the pants in a relationship. It hurts now, but be strong and just move on. Learn from your mistake. Advice:
1. Forget the girl
2. Get a new girlfriend
3. NEVER ever attempt to write a heartfelt note to ANY babe (just stick to talking)
4. Brush up on your English mehn! No be by force to write big big grammar. (Heck stick to slangs and pidgin if the compulsion to pour out your emotions are so strong).
AdvertsRe: Kipor Generators For Sale by plsplspls: 12:07pm On Apr 29, 2015
Do you still have the 5 ka gens for sale? If yes, how much? Can you deliver and install in Ikeja? Contact info pls.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Kingdom Of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Has Been Destroy by plsplspls: 8:46pm On Mar 26, 2015
(In a thick Yoruba accent) Afi DESTROY

Friggin pot head.

Alas, even a pot head like you knows better. General Teflon all the way! BUHARI BABY!
Christianity EtcRe: If There Was No Religion by plsplspls: 8:40pm On Mar 26, 2015
Im gonna leave all the natural religious sentiment out and give a candid answer. IMHO, the world would be a much better place because peeps would finally be forced to THINK rationally. Human instinct tells us whats right and whats wrong. We would have a PROPER UNIVERSAL judiciary system.
ComputersRe: Rarely Used Ipad4 For Sale by plsplspls: 1:30pm On Feb 17, 2015
Ego ne?
PoliticsRe: A Thread To Wish Nigerian Army "Happy Valentine" by plsplspls: 8:57pm On Feb 14, 2015
To the ONLY HEROES of our land! Wherever you are, I wish you and yours a TRULY HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.

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