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RomanceRe: 6 Major Reasons To Date A Yoruba Man by plsplspls: 2:34pm On Jan 12, 2018
Pls delete 4.

Yoruba men are the least generous male tribe. If anything they will try to collect the little the lady has too. It's partially why we have so many independent/enterprising Yoruba women over the last century. Life taught them to fend for themselves because looking forward to the generosity of them demons will only take you several steps backwards.
PoliticsRe: Igbos Are Their Own Worst Enemies – Orji Uzor Kalu by plsplspls: 5:03pm On Nov 01, 2016
FINALLY! A constructive statement. Bless you for this.


Chokmah:
Igbo's as a nation is purely democratic right from time immemorial. Constructive criticisms and competitions has been the order of the day.
Its never a problem since Igbo's have a common enemy.
The mentality is, serve all and follow no one... serve one and follow all. Everyone tends to be uniquely independent in traveling through his own path still all is heading to the same destination, this formula makes for an efficient growth within but not having enough momentum to tackle the common enemy.
FamilyRe: Ladies: For Those Who Wish Their Mother-in-law Death - Bamisepeters' Blog by plsplspls: 3:14pm On Nov 01, 2016
toyeem:
Lol. In Yoruba land, it is the husband's mother that is expected to come for omuguo,althoug there are some exceptions where the wife's mother or sisters come
So NOT true! There are no hard facts as to who does omuguo in Yoruba land. It's open to any/every party.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by plsplspls: 5:02pm On Sep 24, 2016
Omojudy:
Anyone ever tested positive for lupus anticoagulant/antiphospholid syndrome? And prescribed lovenox
Yes o! No anyone facing my reality?
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Man Who Battered Niece Of His Wife In Lagos (Photo) by plsplspls: 4:58pm On Sep 19, 2016
crestedaguiyi:
So who will arrest the stupid police that manhandle the people they are sent to arrest.

who will arrest the DPO that his boys stay in front of the station to collect bribe eg the oyigbo police station, olu obsanjo police station and even abuloma police stations.

this man has not committed any crime after-all the lady is not a toddler .

why go to a mans house to increase his utility bill in this hard times of buhari economic blunders .

abeg free the dude with just a word of caution
I want to believe you're not a mere ignorant brute and you're just looking for a conversation trigger. So because we have some silly indiscriminate acts done by SOME police officers in SOME areas, we should ignore the law abi? May you visit a family member, drink a glass of water and have that glass broken on your head with the shattered pieces ground on your scrotum. Then may the owner of the house tell you he did it because water is scarce and times are hard. May your story then be shared on nairaland for a similar minded person like you to take the point of view that you Buhari and the police are to blame. If you find this offensive, you shouldn't, after all you are not a toddler.
FamilyRe: Why Do Poor People In Our Society Like Having Plenty Kids? by plsplspls: 1:56pm On Sep 19, 2016
bongolistik:
It might sound disrespectful, but we did not mention any name. So please which other animals or thing that gives birth in galore and that doesn't sound disrespectful to you so we can use for the comparison?
I think dogs are even more intelligent. Rabbits are more like it.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy: American Artistes Are ‘Scared’ To Work With Me by plsplspls: 1:36pm On Aug 18, 2016
Jessidaisy4:
Abeg who is he..mtchheeeew
Who are YOU? #badbelle

The guy dey try. In my opinion, he really and truly can stand up to ANY/ALL international producers. Sentiment aside, he may have exaggerated a bit, then again he may not have. You honestly think they don't feel any threats? Why sign up his artists then? You feel their voices/charisma are THAT unique? We can all see how fabulous D banj's music is now. It's such an improvement eh? Just imagine what could happen if he brought the even more of the Naija fusion on the international scene. Kinda like what Wizzy is doing now? Let's give credit where credit is dew instead of just beefing. The big headed producer has EARNED the right to brag. Accomplish HALF of what he has first. THEN we go know say you get mouth.

Don J, tru tru your head too big for them jarey.
EducationRe: The 10 Most Horrific Methods Of Execution Throughout History (pain Before Death) by plsplspls: 8:30am On Aug 13, 2016
GloryIsaac:
Haba! shocked... Are you BH huh
Do you REALLY wanna know? wink
EducationRe: The 10 Most Horrific Methods Of Execution Throughout History (pain Before Death) by plsplspls: 4:35pm On Aug 11, 2016
Hmm... why am I mildly turned on by this?
CrimeRe: Father Puts Pepper In Daughters Private Part by plsplspls: 3:07pm On Aug 11, 2016
[quote author=goldman777 post=48370248][/quote]What, where and how did you take it there? Why must everything be tribal? If you support putting pepper in the private parts of women against their will just say so and stop trying to twist it into a tribal thing. There are many old traditions from different tribes which should be abolished. Genital mutilation, tribal marks, you name it. So please do not ATTEMPT to speak for all Indigbo in support of (what is to me) clear cut physical abuse. Ekwero m. You are entitled to YOUR opinion and yours only.
Science/TechnologyRe: Pay With Capture: Another Access Bank Initiative by plsplspls: 7:49am On Jul 30, 2016
Abduletudaye:
Heard about the new app?

Maybe not.

Our Access bank has pushed for innovation as usual and we are glad to introduce the pay with capture app. cheesy

This app is sleek, user friendly and free to download. smiley

With this app, you will not need to pay at your favourite mall or merchant with physical cash or atm. Infact, this app will replace the POS option. cheesy

I am just with my phone, no debit card, no cash but i can still ball! Yippee! Cool huh? wink

This app is totally safe! When i mean safe, i mean two step security safe!

First you will need a secret word upon sign up. Also, you will need a secret code and a pin.

When you minimize the app, upon resumption, you are prompted for your pin again. Cool stuff! grin

Other banks can use this app too but there are bonuses for access bank account owners only.

This app is available on Android and Blackberry 10 devices.

Links for download loading....

Please note: while signing up, please use referral code; 3QBUD2.

All questions are welcomed! cool

Source: www.paywithcapture.com
Your referral code didn't work. The register button was only active without the code
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by plsplspls: 4:11pm On Jul 16, 2016
Abeg be gentle with me o, I'm a newbie who knows nothing bout syntax and ish. Just felt your line and couldnt help but dabble.

Can I have this dance?
Should I take this hand

Unto the dance floor
I let myself explore

As the moment of uncertainty
Give rise to a new reality

I am held in a trance
My heart says take a chance

But do I blindly follow
Not knowing tomorrow?

Can I give in to the rhythm
And not expect the blues

Can I let my hair down
And take of my shoes

If I loose my step
Will you guide me on?

I’m holding my breath
But I can’t for too long

Will we shoki in the moment of fun and laughter
Or will we tango today and waltz there after?
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LiteratureRe: What Are Your Greatest Fears? by plsplspls: 3:32pm On Jul 16, 2016
In the past, I would've said ignorance but the truth is I'll always be ignorant on certain things. It's a matter of being open minded and receptive to things I come across in life. So I guess that's a work in progress and now just a basic fear. Digging deeper I think I've figured out what truly haunts me.
Sadly, my greatest fear is becoming a reality. My greatest fear is having no empathy or sympathy for others. I guess life's realities are just stirring me beyond just being selfish to totally no giving a flying fart about anyone or anything but what makes me smile from within.
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LiteratureRe: If You Were Asked To Write A Book About Your Life, What Would The Title Be? by plsplspls: 3:18pm On Jul 16, 2016
Mine would be: WTF?!!
FoodRe: The TRUE CR (chicken Republic) Facts by plsplspls(op): 3:10pm On Jul 16, 2016
Creamychic:
Is CR the only fast food restaurant close by or they serve the most delicious meals?? huh
TFC is close but delivery can take anything between 30 mins to 4 hrs. Domino's is on point but I cant eat pizza everyday. Hmm... I see an issue and a solution. Maybe I shud just resign and go into delivery of serious agoin beans, peppered rice and Amala kind of meals. Tasty and most of all) prompt service delivery.
FoodRe: The TRUE CR (chicken Republic) Facts by plsplspls(op): 9:08am On Mar 04, 2016
Flexherbal:
It is not better to send someone, instead of waiting in vein?
I dunno why I have a problem with sending peeps to buy FOOD. Maybe its cuz I'm not a nice person @ work and I'm thinking they could probably spit in it (heck I know I could).
FoodRe: The TRUE CR (chicken Republic) Facts by plsplspls(op): 9:06am On Mar 04, 2016
Creamychic:
Is CR the only fast food restaurant close by or they serve the most delicious meals?? huh
It WAS once the quickest (in terms of delivery). Taste? Not particularly. Hunger tins can make one compromise on taste. Anyways, thanks to hello food, I've recently discovered two more fast food joints that aren't bad.
FoodRe: The TRUE CR (chicken Republic) Facts by plsplspls(op): 2:35pm On Feb 29, 2016
Not to be one who only reports bad news. I got my order in 20 mins. Yeah they decided not to bother calling and came rushing. Fortunately I was just placing an order elsewhere so I was able to cancel in time. Who handles their online ads anyways? They could do with checking out online reviews and RESPONDING. #justsaying
FoodRe: Post Your Review About Chicken Republic by plsplspls: 3:00pm On Feb 23, 2016
Food is ok

Online/deliver service is utter crap, poo poo, shit.
FoodRe: The TRUE CR (chicken Republic) Facts by plsplspls(op): 2:58pm On Feb 23, 2016
Ok so this a brand new day. I ordered about an hour ago and still no phone call to confirm my order. I complained about 30 mins ago on their online chatting applet. Their customer service person pleasantly apologized and told me to hang on. Na so I dey since o. E be like say dem jazz me sef. I dunno why I bothered ordering there again.

WELL, I am now going to order from another fast food joint. They may have a lot of grammatical blunders on their dull site. They may take more than 30 mins to get my order. They may even make me pay for ketchup! But they will deliver my lunch today. TFC, here I come.
RomanceRe: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by plsplspls: 5:10pm On Feb 01, 2016
Seriously though.

You find it hard to tell if he's really into you or tenny and penny.

Your back aches every now and then and you know why.

EVERYONE wants to hug you. Even people you just met.
EducationRe: Lecturer Collects Undergraduate's Slippers In UNILORIN (image) by plsplspls: 5:06pm On Feb 01, 2016
Tourshaw:
Baba, is this really true? I am also a student at UITH here o in my sophomore year. A girl told me but I couldn't believe it. Well, If this is true, I think it's your fault. We were told during the orientation programme that UITH is unlike permanent site where you dress anyhow. We have been enjoined to always dress cooperate and use ties on the campus to differentiate your from people who come to pay visit to their sick ones. Also, you said notebooks, I know this is a fat lie. We're submitting physiology practical records and handbook not notes. Or do we even have notes? What happened to you was solely your responsibility and don't make it seems as if it's Unilorin that takes the blame.
The excuse of dressing corporately to stand out from those visiting is plain silly. Na courtroom una dey? That law should be revisited. Why don't you guys simply wear tags when you're there if you're so worried about being mistaken?
CareerRe: Female Molestation In One Of The Big Companies In Lagos. Must Read by plsplspls: 3:27pm On Feb 01, 2016
Find a way to record him (perhaps on your phone). Then make copies, one of which you should take to the HR department. If they still dont do something, you can addend the voice reccording/link to this thread. I'm sure my fellow Nairalanders and I will be glad to make it go viral so the company will have to respond grin
Car TalkRe: Funny Names Nigerians Give Cars by plsplspls: 11:55am On Feb 01, 2016
You skipped out the the honda discussion continues. That was after EOD and before evil spirit.
There was also a Totota 1st lady. Cant remember what type of toyota, it was, probably a corolla or somth. Was slimmer and had this wagon-like look.
PoliticsRe: Daar Communications Presents Card To Buhari (Photos) by plsplspls: 11:56am On Jan 06, 2016
Abeg make them check am for anthrax.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Christmas Tree: Ben Murray-Bruce Claps Back At A Twitter User by plsplspls: 5:02pm On Dec 30, 2015
Soon they will tell him not to drink bottled water again because the idiot that complained can only afford pure water. We should apply constructive criticism when chatting up these leaders not pure bad belle.
EducationRe: The Only English Sentence That When Read In Reverse Will Still Be The Same by plsplspls: 4:06pm On Dec 30, 2015
Mr Owl ate my metal worm

Ma is a nun, as I am

Live not on evil

No lemon, no melon

Poor Dan is in a droop

Too bad I hid a boot

Won't lovers revolt now

Step on no pets

There are tons of palindromes
CelebritiesRe: This Photo Was Taking In A Night Club Do You See Anything Wrong With It by plsplspls: 3:55pm On Dec 30, 2015
The guy is spoiling a perfect picture.
EventsRe: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With N49,950 Only by plsplspls: 1:11pm On Dec 30, 2015
politricks:
I dont know why we place so much emphasies on the cost of wedding. Let me ask you, is the amount you spend on a wedding directly proportional to how blessed your married life would be?
May your wedding be like this too in Jesus name.
PoliticsRe: Glaring Difference Between Igbo And Biafra by plsplspls: 11:59am On Dec 30, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
@OP you need to remove your mask. Ijaw and ALL ethnic nationalities in Rivers, Bayelsa, Cross river and Akwa Ibom are NOT and has never been Biafrans.

2. When Ojukwu declared is Biafra, he was Governor of Eastern state that exclude Rivers, Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom and Cross river. Old Rivers and Old Cross river were already created by Gowon.

3. We(SS) fought against Biafra because it was Ojukwu and his majority Igbo backers project.

4. Biaffra is an Igbo agenda though I may agree that not all Igbos are pro-Biafrans, but majority are. #Fact


This is thrash....
I think you need to look at who the vice president of the then Biafra republic was.
He was an AkwaIbomite
#justsaying
CareerRe: Letter To MTN by plsplspls: 6:41pm On Dec 22, 2015
Sirjudy1:
This is a nice write-up. Emotional, sort of, but true. Buh tossing the line away will do no good either... You never know who might be trying to reach you, or for what...
He should keep the line/number and PORT TO ANOTHER PROVIDER. Yeh, you might have to register again but this (hopefully) will be the last time.

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