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canoodling in England at Christmas time?
does deepzone know that Hannibal has no heater in his flat?
I hope she's hairy enough to handle the cold

Bia Hannibal you need to call Virgin Atlantic and request a refund.
The gender is now in question.

KarmaMod:
osisi, he no meet with anybody

He's now frantic because they were supposed to canoodle in Dec. Now that the secret is out

well there goes the plane ticket  

Biko tell me more.
chei poor hannibal.
he'll be waiting for Olufunmilayo and out comes Adegboyega

KarmaMod:
See what horniness can do to a person.

Hole is hole abi?

Tufiakwa!

~Sauron~:
Nah. . . . . . .Funmi is a babe.
We have met off NL so i can confirm she's a babe like you.

Thank God.
I for collapse on this my couch

@ josh,you're always so kind.
great words

Chei
poor hannibal
you've been flirting with a man

Well, believe what you want but am just as plain as possible. Funmi worked his way up in America and had no time for boyfriend for a long while.

That phrase is pregnant with meaning ,as we say in Naija

KarmaMod:
What a surprise that you've been flirting with a man all this time

typical British gayness  

Osisi you dey mind am. same person who knows how Ghanaian and Kenyans are in bed.

then again one doesnt need to be in a relationship to "experiment" abi? Nevermind.  

This is not funny o
how many times have you referred to yourself as "him"
It's no typo
It's no mistake
It's not a mistake people make easily.
Think about it.
It's like you saying "Karma has his affairs in order"
you can make that mistake while refering to others but not yourself.
this is the biggest revelation on nairaland.

na only OBJ old age quadrupled his wowority.
wickedness never pays
you'll look like monkey at old age

Amadi Ikwechegh is also an old man aging gracefully

even Wole Soyinka still looks sexy as an old man

grafikdon:
And he lived up to his glorious name "Olisiego Obulusonjo" to the end.

compare him to the good natured , kind hearted Gani Fawehimi.
Who at 70 still had his good looks

Physically he's always been ugly.
even in that picture.
But God would have helped him if he had a good heart.
the older he got,the meaner he got and the more money he stole,the more he stole,the uglier he got

DeepZone:
I never said I dated any loser. As a matter of fact, I have only one EX in my lifetime. You see

I seriously doubt it.
You sound like a woman that has been

Ekpo Abiriba

grafikdon:
Usually, a man compensates for his physical ugliness with commendable character, but Olisiego Obulusonjo's physical wugliness is the impeccable reflection of his inner ooglayness. . . sheesh! Round the clock fugliness that defies the world of plastic surgery. . . Enwe Imoka is more handsome in my book

My brother na wa!
who is uglier?
There is no African alive that's uglier than obulusonjo.
Prove it!

DeepZone:
Were the men you dumped happy about their dumping? No form of back biting involved or nothing?

Of course they all wanted me back
some begged friends to beg me
but all I had were good experiences.
I have not one bad story about my exes (except the one with terrible table manners)
I dated decent , loving  gentlemen.
That's why I don't relate to the  many man bashing you do here.
I have not had one single bad experience with any past boyfriend
Not even one

TOYOSI20:
We are experiencing the worst economic period in the last 20 years, . . . . . . . . .

It is nothing new?, it is severe and every single person is feeling the crunch one way or another. . . . .

Where do I start,

-Is it the so called war, or the cost of gas, food, health care insurance, people being laid of

left Right and center. . . . . .

oh ,. . . , . . .and the "Great Wall Street Bail Out". . . . .

Any couple in their right mind would resort to investment rather than going for Life insurance policies. . . . . .

Let me go with your flow.
Invest in what?
something that'll lose 80% of it's value in 20 years?

by the way,the world didn't start 20 years ago.

never was in that situation.
I'm a lover not a fighter
and never been dumped I might add
I was always the dumper
amicably though
I always dumped them with their dignity intact
Being the compassionate God fearing lady that I am

says who?
there's been crashes in time past,this is nothing new
since we don't know when we'll die,it is still foolish not to have life insurance if you have kids.
It may be today,tomorrow,in 20 years.
Which is better,do nothing and leave a wife and kids penniless and borrowing for a simple funeral since one is scared of the financial times?
A term life insurance guarantees you payment of that amount in the event of death ,it's different from whole life or universal life
A healthy non smoking 30 year old can buy a 30 year fixed term life insurance and only pay $30 monthly as premium.
That's a worthy investment for the ones you claim to love.

grafikdon:
ODI GENOCIDE alone qualifies him for the gallows. . . Olusegun Obusonjo is guilty of genocide, murder, theft, racketeering and every vice known and unknown to man. He is GUILTY until proven innocent (which is very impossible in a NORMAL country).

my aunt used to called him
Olisie ego unu  (olusegun)
obulu so njo   (Obasanjo)

If you speak Igbo this is hialarious for non Igbo speakers
Olisie ego unu means "after chopping your money"
obulu so n jo means "he'll become uglier than ever"

It's interesting the way men feel about it,yet it's very very necessary.
It's stupid for any couple with kids not to have life insurance.

the girl seems very stubborn

ibo ibo ibo ibo shakes head

at gabe,I know for your end,na you go receive the beating

KarmaMod:
Na this osisi wan put on my head

I REBUKE YOU O

LOL
I wish you Akpeno and jegede

that clip was very infuriating to me.
What type of man would beat up a woman on a street corner with fellow men and children watching?
He needs to be castrated.
doesn't she have male family members that can teach him a bitter lesson?

no

which one be Nonso and Yemi blaq?
I'm not so nollywise
make I use google am

ifihearam:
The one wey them Julia roberts and Angelina Jolie dey do nkor,that one stop brad pitt from running away?see make i tell une something,the man knw say na her proffession as well as say she get that promiscous tendercy before he marry her,so whateva happens let him bear it.

U dey talk about film,u nor see wetin she wear go the last AMMA Awrds for Bayelsa couple of months afo,all her breast wey sleep like slippers were all out without a bra walking up and down to entice the dignitaries present at the occasion,i was like Geez

How did Brad pit and Angelina meet?
no be acting them dey act enter real life.
My dear forget dat tin.

eh he?
na so that Eucharia bad reach?
Tufia
no wonder her husband fled from the matrimonial bed.

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una don spoil finish.
God save una

this is interesting.

Ezinwannem:
@ifyalways , dang, u r hilarious
dere is even "nnokwa" in Anambra 2

There's also a bird called okwa whose sister is ogazi
In my place,the wooden kini with a fancy cover that our grandfathers use in serving kola nuts with ose oji is called Okwa ose.
o kwa unu nuru wetin I talk
Ndokwa kwenu!!