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Okro soup reminds me of spirogyra and initiate vomiting,still don't eat it
once saw a dead cockroach in bitterleaf soup,still cannot eat it.
I hated  seeing onions in food,cooked and uncooked,any sight of onions,will not eat it then but don't care now.
yam porridge still makes me throw up,even though I like it
beans porridge,yuck! and that was the first meal my now hubby gave me when I visited him for the first time,I had diarrhoea
still can go months without eating "swallow",they make me throw up.

I almost starved to death in boarding school.
Thank God for cabin biscuit

Aloy.Emeka:
You don hear female Emeka before?

Yes,here on nairaland.
A guy named Olabowale here in this forum is presently courting a potential 3rd wife and he tells me her name is Emeka

Hmm.
I hope none of his millions of donors commit any crimes or he could be labelled as pallying with men of the underworld.

I remember the commercials as a kid.
Instead of Bank of the north they said "Bank of za noth"

na wa
Unlike the poster,I don't find the stabbing of an innocent woman funny at all

Wilkerson on Benny Hinn


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dZyG8sIy1I&feature=related

Nimshi:
No kidding?!

Er, when did Iceland go bankrupt? Looks like much longer than two weeks ago to me. What about you?

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Read it again.After that European country,he says Mexico will default on it's loan.
That is the order he said it will happen so one without the other is not it.

his messages for anyone interested.

http://www.worldchallenge.org/en/view/sermons?page=50

I wish I lived in NY.
I would love to attend his church someday

pilgrim.1:
Hmmm, @plus_Queen, how body?

If it is David Wilkerson, there's substance in what that man has been saying - and anyone who has the time to check out his no-nonsense church (and yet graceful atmosphere) will just know the bit. Not even when people may claim that "so many people" have said the same thing that Wilkerson said. . no, the guy is detailed, and some of the stuff he has said without fear of losing face have actually happened as stated.

This one was on my mind, but for the life of me, I just couldn't get my hands on the copy of the book when I heard it mentioned in a podcast sometime ago. So glad to see it here reposted, because I had been seeking to read it slowly and digest the details for myself. Thanks for this exercise, bless you. Jesus is Lord.

I dey my dear.
And Jesus is still Lord.
I never heard of him till today.
This is interesting.
I need to get that book.

more from Wilkerson.

In Nintey-Eight, Wilkerson said the following:

" I've brought up this scenario before, but it bears repeating here: One day soon, when the crash strikes suddenly and fear spreads across the nation, the President will stand silently in the Oval Office, staring out the window. He'll be panic-stricken - at a complete loss for words - because of the economic upheaval.

Finally, he'll turn to his gathering of advisers - the leaders of our nation, including the chairman of the Federal Reserve - and he'll ask: "What happened? How did it all come crashing down? And what can we do now? . . . "

" . . . In the days to come, literally hundreds of thousands of Americans will lose their homes."

More from the man of God
The highlighted part is a scary warning.

From Prophecy Watch, POB 1788 Medford OR
January 1994, Rebecca, Box 545, Latham N.Y 12110 reporting a
transcription of a David Wilkerson sermon in the Times Square Church. This was confirmed as authentic in 2001, by World Challenge Times Square.


(In pertinent part)
Very soon a European or, Eastern nation is going to default on its
international loan, and when that happens, within two weeks Mexico is going
to default. Mexico owes $100 Billion--80% of it to American banks--and here
is what is going to happen:
About two weeks after the first country goes bankrupt we are going to
survive that because most of the money is owed to European banks: German,
Swiss, and French banks.
The second country is going to go down, probably Argentina or Brazil, and we
will kind of live that out and people will settle down and say, "Well, maybe
its not going to hurt."

But two weeks after the first country goes down Mexico is going to default
$100 billion, and when the banks open the next day at 9a.m. $15 billion an
hour is going to be withdrawn from our American banks.

They are going to be running our banks; the Arabs, all the Latin American
countries. They are going to be running our banks, and before the day is
over the United States is going to have to declare a banking holiday.

AND WE ARE GOING INTO SIX MONTHS OF THE WORST HELL AMERICA HAS EVER SEEN!
There is going to be chaos! Not even the National Guard is going to be able
to quiet it down. We are going to have to call out the US.Army.

Now I've had visions recently for I've been in New York City and I was in
Macy's in vision and I saw people walking around stunned because they
couldn't get their money out of the bank.

Now I'm giving you a word of advice. The first country that goes bankrupt,
and I've documented this and I've got it sealed in an envelope and I'm going
to call all my friends, and I'm telling you: this is the first time I've
said it in a public meeting like this; but the first country that bellies
up - YOU GET EVERY DIME YOU HAVE - CHURCH - GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK
because you've got two weeks; because there's going to be a bank holiday and
you won't be able to get a dime for six months.

Now, of course, there is going to be order restored, but the nation will
never be like it is again. There is going to be fear like we've never known.
JUDGMENT IS AT THE DOOR!

When I was in Macy's in a vision I watched people walking around stunned-
they didn't even know what to do. They didn't know what was happening. Then
a bunch of young people walked into Macy's and suddenly went wild and began
to steal, it was raped and ruined in an hour or two, that was just the
beginning.

Folk's, it's all in this Book (holding up the Bible). We have been warned
and warned and warned. You can't tell me God hasn't warned us!
You can't tell me God isn't saying something awesome tonight in the church.
He is saying something awesome to us and we better get our prayer life
straightened up, our lives straightened up. Get rid of the idols, as Paul
writes, and start seeking the face of God in holiness or you are not going
to be ready for what is coming. You are going to run around trying to make
things right. You are going to run around saying, "What's happening", No
folk's God is warning!

Get ready and you will not fear these things that come upon you and you will
start rejoicing. You will not be afraid because your hands are clean. You
have been praying and God is building a wall of fire around you to keep you.

I am not preaching a message of fear. I am pressing. I am saying the enemy
is at the gate. Get ready. He is calling for a holy sanctified people. Do
you want to repent tonight? Do you want to ask God to forgive you?

I know that when I leave this place tonight- I know before Almighty God-
I've delivered my soul to you. I didn't come to please you or to make you
like my preaching. I didn't come to get you on a mailing list.

I came as an emissary of Almighty God to preach a message in His divine
Holiness and He is speaking to your heart, brother and sister and to every
preacher in this house. You will pay the price! Now get down on your face
and repent and get right with God and tear down the idols and God says: "I
will hear you and I will heal your body and I will heal your family. I will
answer prayer. I will protect you when judgment comes. I will be with you. I
will sanctify you. I will walk with you." 

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A_K_O:
People will distrust these statements, and their fears will lead to a revolution at the polls.

So Obama has won, right?

My brother it looks like it.
These prophecies were way back but they seem so real now.

The Vision", written in 1973. The first paragraphs of the book read like something out of today's headlines.

The book is out of print, but here are some excerpts from the first chapter:



Excerpts from The Vision by David Wilkerson

Chapter 1-Economic Confusion

A Crash is Coming-1


There is worldwide economic confusion just ahead. In my vision, this is the clearest thing I have seen. Many praying people now share this very same vision.

Not only is the American dollar headed for deep trouble, but so are all other world currencies. I see total economic confusion striking Europe first and then affecting Japan, the United States, Canada, and all other nations shortly thereafter.

It is not really a depression I see coming—but a recession of such magnitude that it will affect the lifestyle of nearly every wage earner in America and around the world. Countries that now control huge amounts of Western currency are going to be in very deep trouble also. Arab countries will especially be hurt.

Without a doubt, there are lean years ahead full of monetary confusion and despair. How soon is not clear, but it is not far away. The world’s greatest economists will be at a loss to explain the confusion, and an international crisis of fear will develop. A false economic boom will precede the recession—but it will be shortlived.


A Few Good Years to Prepare—2

In spite of all the danger signs around us of impending economic disaster, the next few years (from 1973) will be among the most prosperous in the history of mankind. They will be fat and flourishing years. In spite of tight money policies, people will continue to spend freely. Sales will continue to break records and people will spend more than ever in modern history. Credit debt will become nearly uncontrollable.

I see, very clearly, just a few years of tremendous affluence and continuing economic prosperity. Church budgets will increase, wages will increase—missionary giving will also increase.

Inflation, costs, and wages will spiral higher and higher. There will be a few minor adjustments in prices, but world economy will become white-hot.

When I received this vision in April of 1973, I also received clear instructions from the Holy Spirit to believe God for sufficient finances to clear all debts of our organization other than necessary mortgages. The message I received from God was very clear and to the point. It was simply this:

There is great economic confusion coming and lean years lay just ahead. There will be a few short, fat, and flourishing years to prepare for the lean years. Work and pray to clear off all debts and get ready for drastic cuts in budget. The money will not be flowing as it was in the past, and if you are free of debt, you’ll be able to maintain your programs even in the difficult years. Don’t panic—and don’t be afraid—just prepare for it and expect it!

Bankruptcies of Major corporations—3

I believe we are going to witness the bankruptcies of some of this nation’s major and most popular corporations. I see tremendous difficulty arising for credit corporations. There are going to be any people unable to pay off their heavy obligations to major credit card companies, causing near-chaos.

Thousands of small businesses will also be forced into bankruptcies. Three, and possibly four, of the major religious denominations will be forced to operate with a skeleton organization due to a lack of funds. More than a few churches are going to have to pull back. All but a few of the radio and television ministries will have to be abandoned.

Tight money will trigger a wave of uncertainty and fear. Those who have money will hold it in reserve.

The United States government is going to “overreact” to the confused economical developments.

I see a flurry of near-panic decision being made by various government agencies—but these hasty efforts to shore up the economy will backfire.

The President of the United States will make one, and possibly two, national radio and TV appearances to reassure the nation that all is well and that the best of economic times is just ahead. It will not work. People will distrust these statements, and their fears will lead to a revolution at the polls.

The auto industry is going to be hurt badly. Makers of recreational vehicles are going to get hit very hard. Appliance inventories will pile up, and sales will fall off drastically.

Almost every economic indicator will be gloomy. It will be spotty at first—but will eventually affect nearly all industry.

[End Excerpt]
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Same to you Jesoul and make sure to keep warm in Boston.
Always remember that He will come as a thief in the night

una don begin fight over muki muki ?
you're all wasting your time.
She's coming to Imo State.
St Peters Anglican Church is the venue
It's already a done deal

Is this david?

This mazaje must be a very troubled soul.
what a shame

away4real:
@ plus_queen, this is a glimpse of what is going on now i only just pray am still a bit skeptical that this thin might tilt, and its very painful a lot of people are easily deceived. Imagine the comparison.

Its obvious all those saying Obama's plans are not good havent even listened to the man. Tayo & Co for wanting to be different or disagree (opposition for opposition sake) on the ground of so called moral issues have written Obama totally off. They havent removed the party affiliations and listen to the man objectively. No one agrees with Obama 100%, but at least let them listen to the guy and give him a chance.

Did u see the shock in McCain eyes when Obama said zero penalty for small business.

Again on the tax issue which a lot of peole i know are a not happy especially the few rich ones, they are not looking at the technicalities and how this can be avoided, the so called Joe the plumber will actually get a tax cut under Obama, but this republicans just scatter the issues gbam gbam every where "the more u look d less u c" that only the informed can see through the smoke.

My dear na wa.
I am  actually Republican  and ultra conservative.
I rooted for Huckabee initially till it was clear he had no chance.
But this time,I'm solidly behind Obama for many reasons even though he'll be taxing me and my oga more.
McCains health care plan is laughable at best.
It is doomed to fail from the very beginning.
His demeanour through out this race has been less than presidential.
Moreover the introduction of Sarah "Airhead" Palin solidly had me on the democratic side.
This McCain is a far cry from the McCain of 2000
Financially,I and my family will benefit more from McCains tax proposals but there's too many other things at risk on the McPalin camp and with this election in general and I'm glad to be a Democrat even if for one day Nov. 4th.

The cake had silicone implants.
See how the real bride is mad that the cake brides's mercedes are bigger than hers.

ify i na hu[b] kwa[/b]!

what were you before,Mr Dauda

Tayo-D:
@topic,

For those clamouring for universal health care, here's a model from Hawaii. Talk about unintended consequences of misguided actions. http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/usnews/ci_10743946

HONOLULU—Hawaii is dropping the only state universal child health care program in the country just seven months after it launched.

"People who were already able to afford health care began to stop paying for it so they could get it for free," said Dr. Kenny think, the administrator for Med-QUEST at the Department of Human Services. "I don't believe that was the intent of the program."

Obama is not advocating free health care.
What you posted is for free health care/subsidized govt sponsored healthcare
Medicaid is doing that alreadyplus child health plan and wellcare in some other states.
Please stop deceiving the readers.
Check his site and post his health care plan

Tayo-D:
@away4real,
I don't know what Bill O'reilly says because I have not listened to him this year, excerpts of his interview with Obama which I saw online.

Let me tell you what doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense that Obama's associations are radicals. Accepted, Ayers was actively bombing when Obama was 8, but is he repentant now? The answer is No. It's like telling me that my children can easily mingle with Bin Ladin in 40 years time if he stops his active armed struggle today. That Ayers is not actively involved in an armed struggle today does not mean he is a different man. It just means he is probably finding other means to achieve his planned objectives. His statement after 911 reveals just as much.

Will you serve on the same Board with Bin Ladin under any circumstances? Will you? Will you allow an unrepentant terrorist to hold a meet the candidate fund raising event for you in your living room? And why the attempt to cover up that association?

When a hate-monger like Rev Wright is your mentor for 20 years, and you have associations with unrepentant terrorists like Bill Ayers, while someone like Luis Farrakhan calls you the Savior, I have every reason to be weary and suspicous of you.

3 questions.
Was Ayers ever indicted?
was he convicted?
how many years did he serve ?

biko who is "sexy dauda" abeg?

Leilah sweetie,Nigerians like cow tongue too.
And your husband may ask for it someday.
I beg you, before you think of cooking that one, come here and ask.

Leilah:
I bought some of these giant snails only to discover they are still alive oh I'm so freaked out I'm not used to this what can I do with them??

This is one of the funniest things I've read in recent times.This is even funnier

Leilah:
I just boiled water and threw them in and after about an hour I fried them. Oh I am grossed out!

thankfully my husband loved them and I make an ora soup and put them in. I got them in a chinese foodstore they get them fresh! it was only €1.55 for five of them.

ROFL.
You threw the snails with the shell and slime in hot water?
Jesus is Lord!
You see why these my brothers should stick to Nigerian or at least African wives
_kidding

I hope the man survived that bowl of Ora soup.
Please give us an update

ifyalways:
how do they pronounce that?never heard that before
Anambra na akpo ya "cha-cha" or "chan-dum"

Not just anambra all Igbos call it cha cha cha.
Nwoke a n'egwu cha cha cha

ROFL @ Chan-dum
That's what my mom calls it.
She'll say something like Adammadu, o kwa i ma ndi be Okolo?
Ndi be Okolo,nke nwa fa nwoke n'egwu chan-dum.
I thought chan-dum was like wuruwuru AKA wayo

aztec007:
hey every, joined this forum in 2006, but this is my first post.
well i am black, but i am very rarely ever attracted to black girls.
is there any thing wrong with me?

Of course there's something wrong with you.
I can understand you finding white girls attractive but to find people who look exactly like your own mother unattractive  shows an immense complex.
Where you abandoned at birth?
Were you not nurtured by a black woman?
did you not have sisters, aunts, cousins, grandmothers.
And to you they looked[b] mostly unattractive [/b] ?
Most men that I know love women who remind them of their mothers because most men are crazy about their mothers.
In their eyes she could do no wrong.
Men with dark skinned moms and sisters usually find dark skinned girls attractive just like most girls love their fathers and measure every man by that standard.
Your case is not uncommon with self loathers
But I'm afraid, it's not normal
You  need help.

_{having said all these,you can keep your white chicks.
I just had to say it like it is}

ROFL
can you imagine the woman arriving with a truck load of fish