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Methinks its totally ingenious,not hilarious, if the kid made it himself

Hey guys
Got to campus yesterday
Its been nice so far,sneaked into ETF to squat with my homie AlanPoza,cool roommates so far
Shoutout to the guy DAT lost his carton of indomie I feel yr pain bro dats yr welcome to oau

Alanpoza:
Na how I go do am tomorrow I dey think now

Guy,its me (mcss...get it?)
call me ASAP abeg

Timmytimmy:
Please, is the VC the only person bearing Omole?

Can you prove that the name of my dog is not Omole?

Lol good point

Timmytimmy:
We can also include Omole in the video

Lmao
Go approach Omole sey you wan put am for video,I pity you
Na for the school radio station them go announce your rustication

SaintRobs:
Thanks,are you now telling me to chill for the 'report link'? Is it the same thing with ''summary report''? Because I can hear some guys here discussing it.

Nope its not the same thing
Online screening summary report is what you get when you submit your waec or neco certificate
Yeah I think you should still chill a bit on the report link till you've completed yr registration to a good degree

SaintRobs:
miracle,and a half? Please shed more light on it. The ''report'' link on my portal didn't pop up the page,any issue on that?

It seems bed space allocation over the internet has been stopped,the best bet on getting bed space is going to the school and seeing the DSA or someone with authority,I've requested nothing less than 60 times and still haven't gotten shiit. So that's what I mean by a miracle and then some
About the report link well I think yo have to have completed the registration to a certain degree before that link opens

SaintRobs:
Thanks,but I don't have intention of staying off-k. Hope I won't regret of clicking on it?

Clicking on it doesn't stop you from requesting for bed space
You'll still see the option to request on yr profile page
Tho getting bed space will require a miracle and a half

SaintRobs:
I'm trying to request for bed space,but to my surprise I'm getting a response,that 'no more bedspace for your category'? What can I do,pls? Secondly,I tried to start online screening,instead of the screening page to pop up,I'm still getting bedspace allocation page. Some one should help me out on this,plsssssssss.

Many of us got that bed space msg too,including myself
Next time the bed space stuff comes up just click on the option that goes like "Do not show this msg again"
You can always request for bed space later

This just goes to show that Igbo ppl were the most gullible tribe and were most easily tricked into working as slaves in the US

azeezat201:
Join me in thanking God o! Finally gotten a bedspace

Wow really?
Were you getting this msg before

No more Bed Space Allocation for your Category of Student

If ASUU strikes I'm honestly gonna learn welding and begin a musical career on the side

MockinJay:


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Slow uploading of postume cutoffs, slow uploading of admission list and status, slow processing, and now, slow resumption coupled with the slow calender. They swear for oau ni?


Luckily, there are ways of escaping from this hell hole.

Lol great Ife indeed
Anyway thank God for inter university transfer
If after 1st year I'm not loving what I get, au revior

All this goes to show is that May 17 isnt even sure Anything can still happen So y'all should prepare your minds for that, like I have done

MockinJay:
It's a pity. It's almost as if the VC doesn't care about us. The date of resumption is now a result from a Casino gambling- Unpredictable!!.

It's a shame, really. Even upon resumption, everything would be rushed as to be in alliance with the short Calendar- a rush not limited to our studies. A scenario where students will miss out on vital info on their first year studies. Who knows, it might also reflect on years to come.

I wouldn't advise my enemy to choose oau. I've seen posts stating, "oau offers better than other uni." Joke! Has such person gone to other uni?

You might have noticed how I didn't capitalize oau. It is as the result of the anger in my heart.

True talk guy
Its really painful sha
And the postponement coming on such short notice
na condition make me choose oau.
First chance I get,I'm out of that muthafucka

Lordbinsmar:
yes u shud able to get if u go to DSA personal,but be fast about it...also u can squat wit some of ur friends...or you can re but a bed space from other students.

Okay,thanks a bunch mahn

So this postponement thing is real....its really rude of OAU to just do this to us a few days to resumption after waiting for 9 months. But well I've coped for 9 months,whats a 2 weeks wait?
Whats really concerns me is my inability to bed space. Do y'all think I'd be able to get if i go to d DSA personally? Or if i talk to a lecturer? I do know the dean of my faculty...

royale442:
I did, I was granted bed space after the 3rd trial. Although I started requesting for bed space at exactly 10:00am.

Okay thanx
Tho I've tried about 20 times including this morning with no luck

No more bed space for you category of students

Still tryna figure out what category is involved
Any ideas?

Pls did anyone get the no bed space for your category of students msg and later get a room
if so after how many trials or hours were you able to get?
pls quote me if you have any info

Alanpoza:
I swear I'm not ready for school

Guy no be only you

Aaeeshar:
the prices r per head ranging 4rm 60,75,80,140
itz better u come c 4 ursrlf sha

Hmmm okay
Thanks

Since it seems school hostel spaces have been exhausted,anyone with details on private hostels or off campus rooms should PLS QUOTE me

Also I keep hearing diff prices being thrown around
60k,140k etc
Are these per head prices or can it be split btwn two ppl
Answers will be appreciated

Our next run of fixtures will be tough the said
Man Utd for life joor

All that's paining me is that little girl that was killed while selling fish
Parents should pls stop making their children do all this hawking stuff

Niwdog:
He was once a president just like obasanjo.
Jst that the kids don't know the different between ex and current

He was HEAD OF STATE. Not PRESIDENT. The kids know the difference. You should too

Yeah yeah
But most of the movies are boring as fûck

Some ppl r funny sha. What does PHYSICAL fitness have to do with it? Is Buhari going to carry cement in aso rock? Isn't he just responsible for making good decisions to ensure progress in the country? Abeg it's MENTAL fitness that is paramount
And pls stop giving GEJ credit for the AFCON triumph. After all Keshi was owed so much money in the run up to the victory. I dont remember Jona playing any match in the tournament,correct me if I'm wrong
Since I've been watching football Nigeria has never failed to qualify for AFCON. It happened twice under his regime,so he must also take the fall for that if he wants credit for AFCON win

You Nigerians gan sef. Ordinary stoning you call it violence.
Anyway sha I guess stoning must be a way of saying hi in Otueke
Oloshi sombori

xpac01:
Urrm, "OBEY BEFORE COMPLAIN" Bloody Civilians don't understand that. It's a pity.
RIP to the dead.

That is absolutely no excuse for killing unarmed ppl

Waiting for the usual blame on APC
Karma is a bïtch

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