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Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by Polchiz(m): 4:17pm On Jul 14, 2014
ednut1: I have a good job tongue , i may not later write the test, will only leave m job for oyel company hehehe tongue
I thank God for blessing you with a good job and I pray that He blesses me and others with good jobs also.
However, if I am comfortably and gainfully employed like you I wouldn't apply for this job in the first place.
UAC doesn't sound like an oil company for me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by Polchiz(m): 3:59pm On Jul 14, 2014
ednut1: story who has not cheated in life? all dose corrupt and shady pple dat reach top in nigeria nko huh tongue
And you still wonder why our situation is pathetic in Nigeria?

Will a brilliant student like you be hunting for job if we have the BEST hands at the helm of affairs?

What happens after this world?
#christiscomingsoon#
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by Polchiz(m): 3:47pm On Jul 14, 2014
ednut1: STFU, how many of UAC or workforce staff fit pass am, i wont be suprised u don compile email on here and sent to workforce undecided
I am NOT that bad and I will never be.
Read the previous pages and you will discover that Work force punished some candidates with harder questions and limited time when they discovered that their questions are on the internet already.
Things can be done in a mature way.
Tell me to study percentage very well instead of coming here to say "No 2. What is the 20% of 200".
I haven't written my test and I don't want anybody to tell me the answers before I write.
Good score can take you to the next stage but you must know that a cheat doesn't go far in life b/4 nemesis catches up with him/her.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by Polchiz(m): 3:04pm On Jul 14, 2014
CaptJHMiller: Asin eh! Serious one!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by Polchiz(m): 3:03pm On Jul 14, 2014
CaptJHMiller: Asin eh! Serious one!
On a very serious note, what you guys are doing here may hinder your chances and that of others who will write after you.
Walls have ears and know it that Workforce staff visit this forum.

You can guide others on how to tackle the test and NOT just come here and paste the questions on the internet.
Some candidates have been punished for this with harder questions and limited time.
SMH for some people wallahi.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by Polchiz(m): 2:41pm On Jul 14, 2014
What is wrong with you guys?
Are you sure you are graduates?
STOP this madness at once. How dare you post questions here.
What for? You want us to clap for you that you have written an Aptitude Test or what?
Funny enough, you guys applied for a management position and you are behaving like little children in the primary school.

Write your test, go home and sleep if you have got nothing to do with your time.

"I just finished my own test and it was Ok. See this question bla bla bla..."
who asked you? If I am incharge of this recruitment, I will use your e-mail addresses to identify you guys and disqualify you authomatically.
What NONSENSE!!
SportsRe: An Open Letter To Mikel Obi by Polchiz(m): 8:10pm On Jul 12, 2014
vislabraye: . What's the hatred here ? He had a bad tournament but you guys keep denying it. He was disappointing because he was supposed to be one of our best players in the team. If he was a new face, people won't complain.
1. Nigerian team had a poor performance
2. The team (Super Eagle) was disappointing.

Why do you blame it on Mikel?
Is he your coach or captain?
Is he God?
Is football a one-man business?
Why are we liable to blaming others each time we stumble?
Has Nigeria, with or without Mikel ever progressed beyond the knock-out stage in a world cup?
Our case in this country is pathetic.
SportsRe: An Open Letter To Mikel Obi by Polchiz(m): 7:42pm On Jul 12, 2014
vislabraye: . He went into the tournament with injury. Mikel was fully fit and he didn't feature for enough games in Chelsea. See the difference.
Nonsense! What of Yaya Toure, Iniesta, Gyang of Ghana, Drogba, Song, among others.
Did you hear that their fellow country men and women single them out and blame them for their poor performance?
I hate being a Nigerian. Hatred flows in their veins instead of blood.
SportsRe: An Open Letter To Mikel Obi by Polchiz(m): 7:25pm On Jul 12, 2014
We have a lot of mad people in Nigeria.
1. Mikel didn't play the 2010 world cup. Did Nigeria qualify from the group stage?
2. How can you single out Mikel and blame him for your poor performance?
3. How long did it take Nigeria to win Nations cup even with your Okocha and Kanu?
4. Did Ivory coast single out Yaya Toure or Drogba and blame them for their failure to even qualify from the group stage?
5. Was it not Osaze's mistake that resulted in the corner kick and the own goal scored by Yobo?
6. Has Yobo received this quatum of crictisim that Nigerians unleash on Mikel everyday?

@OP. You must be a deluded little mug or on some adulterated anti-pychotic medications which have triggered you to spew such voluminous ignorance and profligacy.
Obviously, I am trying to make your atrophic grey matter assimilate the truth because you have effortlessly denied the obvious and hibernate in a "fool's paradise".
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hr Indexx by Polchiz(m): 10:06am On Jul 12, 2014
EngrDozzyMary: d polchiz i knw? Oyo kopa?
Yeah! I served in Oyo State. Could this be Dozie?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by Polchiz(m): 5:56pm On Jul 10, 2014
@ ALL. Please, what exactly do you mean by SCENARIO?
I am hearing that for the first time.
Na beg I deh beg o o!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hr Indexx by Polchiz(m): 10:41am On Jul 09, 2014
EngrDozzyMary: wn did u guys write d test?
The thing funny o! Person no go hear kpom, the next he go hear na dim.
Anyway, it seems it is for experienced hire.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Massive Banking Recruitment At Workforce Management Centre (over 700 Positions) by Polchiz(m): 8:58am On Jul 09, 2014
bilikisu02: @ Polchiz i think they are recruitment agency. Recruiting for an undisclosed bank. That is how it is with recruitment agencies, they never state names of those they are recruiting for
Do you know whether it is a contract or full time position?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Massive Banking Recruitment At Workforce Management Centre (over 700 Positions) by Polchiz(m): 8:28pm On Jul 08, 2014
Are these Full Time Positions or Contract jobs.
NOTE: Workforce is NOT a bank, so which bank are they recruiting for?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ernst & Young Graduate Trainee 2014: Aptitude Test by Polchiz(op): 8:17pm On Jul 08, 2014
2nri: Yes o, but wait o, y are my people not indicating? I refuse to believe say na only me waka come
Congratulations if you are serious. However, this place is not a joke section in case you are joking.
SportsRe: Mikel Does Not Deserve Nigeria No. 10 Jersey - Etim Esin by Polchiz(m): 9:16pm On Jul 07, 2014
I have this to say to haters of Mikel:
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who actually strive to do the deeds; who at the best knows the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory or defeat- Theodore Roosevelt
SportsRe: Mikel Does Not Deserve Nigeria No. 10 Jersey - Etim Esin by Polchiz(m): 6:17pm On Jul 07, 2014
Just bench Mikel and let us see if the SE will qualify for Nations cup let alone world cup.
Before you insult Mikel, ask yourself,"what have I achieved in my chosen profession?"
SportsRe: Mikel Does Not Deserve Nigeria No. 10 Jersey - Etim Esin by Polchiz(m): 4:26pm On Jul 07, 2014
One thing about Nigerians is that they hate their own and will die for anything foreign.
I just have few questions for you people:
1. Was Mikel in your team in 2010? Did you you qualify from the group stage?
2. Kanu Nwankwo is a striker and he NEVER scored even a single Nations cup goal but Mikel has 2 goals to his name. How many times did you crucify Kanu for that?
3. Do you think ALL the coaches that managed chelsea team are FOOLS to have played Mikel? Of course, chelsea has many good alternatives in that position and noboby is 100% sure of starting every game.
4. Do you think Chelsea FC is owned by a lousy FOOL who keeps renewing Mikel's contract?
5. Did Etim and Okocha win world cup for Nigeria?
6. How many world cup goals does Okocha has to his name?
7. An 18-year-old Mikel was signed by Chelsea for £16m in 2005. In fact Man U and Chelsea had to fight for his signature. Can you show me any Nigeria player that worths that amount?
Obviously, Jesus christ had Nigeria in mind when He said, " a prophet is NEVER recognized in his home town".
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recruitment At U- Connect Ng by Polchiz(m): 6:49pm On Jul 03, 2014
u-connect:
At U-Connect, we actively seek people who are service oriented, committed, self motivated, friendly, intelligent and result oriented. We are committed to equal opportunities and welcome applicants from various fields of study across the country for Banks and Telecoms.

Forward your CV to

abiola.a@u-connect-ng.com

or visit our website www.u-connect-ng.com


requirement

Customer service

Qualification ( OND, HND, Bsc and IT.) for IT, short term student are required for banks only across the country

Locations

Kano
Lagos
Kaduna
Kastina
Oyo
Rivers
Bauchi
Jigawa
Benue
Anambra
Borno
Delta
Imo
Niger
Akwa Ibom
Ogun
Sokoto
Ondo
Osun
Kogi
Zamfara
Enugu
Kebbi
Edo
Plateau
Adamawa
Cross River
AbiaEkiti
Kwara
Gombe
Taraba
Ebonyi
Nassarawa
Balyesa
Abuja
The only problem I have with you people is that you invite everybody to come to Lagos for Aptitute Test/Interview regardless of their location.
RomanceRe: Whats Has Short Guys Done To Girls To Suffer Relationship Rejection? by Polchiz(m): 12:59pm On Jul 02, 2014
sweety regardless I hv no business with midgets am tall so its either I look up to my man or we look at each other..
You must have a strange concept of the phrase 'look up to'.
Sensible ladies refer to it as a situation when your guy is ahead of you with respect to achievements and experience of life. Funny enough, you have reduced everything to mere height.
BTW, we have one tall buffoon in our neighbourhood. You can also 'look up to him'.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ernst & Young Graduate Trainee 2014: Aptitude Test by Polchiz(op): 8:01pm On Jul 01, 2014
crudedude: and the cut off very very high.
what mark exactly? Everybody keeps saying very high. How high is very high?
RomanceRe: Why Does The Society Put So Much Pressure On Men? by Polchiz(op): 7:35am On Jul 01, 2014
Waspy: it's men's world....... But it's OK, undecided it's non of my business if the Op is scared of responsibilities lipsrsealed
It is your type that will marry a liability for a wife and once you stumble financially, she will look for the next available ATM.
Be wise!!! It is a mutual relationship and NOT parasitism.
RomanceRe: Why Does The Society Put So Much Pressure On Men? by Polchiz(op): 7:28am On Jul 01, 2014
delishpot: Shebi men call the shots in the relationships? Will you let the woman call the shots or will you share the power you weild as a man in africa with the woman? Will you do the chores? Will you stay at home while she frolicks with other men? Praying that God will bring her home? Is she allowed to pack your bags and send you back to your mom when she is angry? Will you be worshipping her mom and dad as she is doing yours just because she is lucky to have you? Will you agree for her to tell you to sit at home and select friends she wants to see around you? Are you ready to be half the man and half the woman and she also half the man and half the woman? As in 50/50 power share. If not, stop complaining you cant eat your cake and have it. Men were given so much power based on the fact that they do all what you listed.
It is your moral responsibilities to show your man respect not just because he is your ATM. What happens if he loses all the money or gets sacked from his job? End of relationship or marriage right?
My friend, we are looking for a wife and NOT a liability.
RomanceWhy Does The Society Put So Much Pressure On Men? by Polchiz(op): 10:26pm On Jun 30, 2014
The African society puts so much pressure on men. It has become the women's world and men are just mere spectators.
In Nigeria, young women are not expected to engage in hard labour while the lives of their male counterparts are endangered with all sorts of risky jobs.
At adulthood, a man will go through hell to be educated, secure a job, make money and build a home. He meets a beautiful young lady, proposes to her and they start a relationship.
The lady will never bring anything to support this young man. She may have a job but yet:
1. The man will be the one to pay all her bills
2. He may extend these financial responsibilities to her relatives
3. The man will almost beg on his kneels to enjoy 5 minutes sex
4. And what have you
I now want to ask our female folks:
1. Is it a sacrilage if you take your man out and settle the bills?
2. Are you the only one that go for 'shopping'?
3. What will happen if you use your own money sometimes and cook for everybody?
4. Are you the type that believes that the only potential in you is your vagina?
The average lifespan of a Nigerian man is now below 50 years. When all men die, let us see how you will cope without them.
PoliticsRe: What's Your Opinion Towards Buhari Becoming The Nigeria President Again? by Polchiz(m): 8:04pm On Jun 29, 2014
Not again!
PoliticsRe: What's Your Opinion Towards Buhari Becoming The Nigeria President Again? by Polchiz(m):
Did he forget anything in Aso Rock?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank Massive Retrenchment Today by Polchiz(m): 1:54am On Jun 28, 2014
Could you please explain?

Clinton594: Hahhahhh Fr. Mbaka's God is at work.

Neva Jonz a man of God
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank Massive Retrenchment Today by Polchiz(m): 8:29pm On Jun 27, 2014
Are you serious?

eluquenson: Information reaching me from a union bank staff today that the bank disengaged so many staffs today due to so many reasons.

What is really happening to labour market in Nigeria, no job security again.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ernst & Young Graduate Trainee 2014: Aptitude Test by Polchiz(op): 6:13pm On Jun 27, 2014
God knows the best for you.
I wish you quick recovery.
G.12:
Missed the test. Was involved in an accident while traveling from Abj to Lag for the test.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Theois Bank Job Invitation - ASO Savings and Loans by Polchiz(m): 6:02pm On Jun 27, 2014
It seems nobody has been invited from Abuja.
Please, do we have candidates from Abuja who have gotten the invitation?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ernst & Young Graduate Trainee 2014: Aptitude Test by Polchiz(op): 4:18pm On Jun 27, 2014
An estimate of about 1,500 candidates wrote the test.
50 questions for one hour. They are not too hard but the time is not enough. It is mainly comprehension, maths and sentence correction.
FKBZ: missed the test,pls how did it go and what questions were asked.

so i can prepare for subsequent ones.

how many people were invited.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Theois Bank Job Invitation - ASO Savings and Loans by Polchiz(m): 4:10pm On Jun 27, 2014
Only mail or with Text message?

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