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koyyes: You've just buttressed my point further. If a high school drop out can mobilize experts to help actualize his/her dream, imagine what intelligent people like the op can do with his level of exposure. My point is people like him shouldn't limit themselves. He was created for bigger things.

Do you have problem with understanding or what? Your type may be writing this trash from a comfortable office.
A graduate who can't boast of N1000 should start something with your head I suppose?
Do you know that there is time for everything?
Do you understand the meaning of the word 'ambition'?
If you expect a graduate to take the job of a bus conductor, palm wine tapper, errand boy e.t.c, then something must be wrong with that your thick skull that you call brain.
ONLY God Almighty can make something out of nothing.
Imagine yourself losing your job and all your money and then tell us here what you would do.
If you made 3rd class and managed to get a job through connection or merit, don't laugh at those who have better grades but are still unemployed. The truth is that, intelligence doesn't amount to enterpreneurial potential.

EngrDozzyMary: yap, nah me...

I see, my greetings!

Nigerians will soon blame Mikel for this.

bercarray: is okay o,let's see 4 hw long u'll b there,cos i'm not sure wht u guys wld play d nxt world cup

Nigerians will soon blame Mikel for this.

Are the opportunities meant for ONLY Engineering graduate and Calabar residents.

winiwini: MANY THANKS

You are always welcome

winiwini: Must marry WombMAN be that.... thats who my gal is

Don't EVER leave her. Above all always appreciate and adore her.

In the recent times, many relationships and marriages are not working. Also, many Nigerians who are singles are desperate to go into relationships while those who are married wish they never did.
The advent of 21st century marked the end of an epoch in marriage institution in Nigeria and in the world at large as the divine institution automatically transformed in nature and definition and diversified into unlimited groups such as "gay marriage, multiple wedding, co-habitation, white wedding and court wedding".
I am a man and would like to advise all the young men in Nigeria to look before they leap.
The Bible talked about a virtuous woman, who she is and what her qualities are.
Underlisted are the qualities of a morally excellent woman. It is advisable that when you see one, do everything within your power to get her and marry her. Believe me, she worths dying for.
The qualities:
1. Respect- A morally excellent woman respects her husband. She does him good all the days of her life. She is trustworthy and helpmeet (Gen. 2:18, 1 peter 3)
2. Faith- A virtuous woman serves God with all her heart, mind, and soul. She seeks His will for her life and follows His ways (Proverbs 31:26-31)
3. Mothering- A morally excellent woman teaches her children the ways of her Father in heaven. She is a mother to both her husband and children. She nutures her children with the love of christ, disciplines them with care and wisdom and trains them in the way they should go (Deut 6, Proverbs 22:6, Luke 18:16)
4. Health/Hygiene- She cares for her body. She prepares healthy food for her family (Proverbs 31:14-15, Proverbs 31:17, Leviticus 11, Daniel 1)
5. Homemaking - A morally excellent woman is a homemaker, she creates an inviting atmosphere of warmth and love for her family and guests. She uses hospitality to minister to those around her (Proverbs 31:15, Titus 2:5, 1Peter 4:9, Hebrews 13:12)
6. Service- A virtuous woman serves her husband, her family, her friends and her neighbours with gentle and loving spirit. She is charitable (Proverbs 31:2, 1Cor. 13:13)
7.Finance- A morally excellent woman seeks her husbands approval before making purchase and spends money wisely. She is careful to purchase quality items which her family needs (Numbers 18:26, Eph. 5:23, Deut. 14:22, Probverbs 31:14-16)
8. Industrious- She works willingly with her hands. She sings praises to God and does not grumble while completing her tasks ( Prov. 31:13-16, Philipians 2:47)
9. Time management- She uses her time wisely. She works diligently to complete her daily tasks. She does not spend time dwelling on those things that do not please God (Eccl. 3, Prov. 16:9, Phil. 4:
10. Beauty- A morally excellent woman is a woman of worth and beauty. She has the inner beauty that only comes from Christ. ( Isaiah 61:10, Timothy 2:9, I peter 3: 1-6)

Please Nigerian men, when God blesses you with such a woman, value her the way you value your life.
Source: A good part of this article was taken from www.africa-sweetheart.com/2013/02/relationships-ten-qualities-of-virtuous.html?m=1
with great modifications by me.

Adaeze003: He must marry a graduate... Graduates must marry tall men... And the world goes round and round... Lol!

When you have criteria 4 choosing a mate, you must bear in mind that others have theirs too.

very funny situation I must say. If I were him, I would marry an SSCE holder and make her a graduate.
However, it seems, the too much Nollywood, Hollywood that our educated ladies watch seriously make them think that what they watch are REALITIES. For Christ's sake they are fictions.
For me, 5ft 8inches is a good height anywhere. Although, we can't say he is very tall but he is taller than MANY people, the girl inclusive.

dridowu: If SSCE holder will give me peace of mind , then count me in but if Ph.D holder will give me war , then count me out.

I have tried repeatedly to make him reason like this. I also suggested that the girl can go ahead and obtain her degree after marriage but he didn't buy my idea. I am showing him all the comments here so that he can see that a lot of people corroborate my points.

dytbabe: *in igbo accent*
He he he, so now qualification is a criteria? Hian


Marry a woman that loves u and can stick by u
Dunno sef, sometimes u men reason like snail

Thanks for your contribution but why the insult on men?

He is a fresh graduate i.e B.Sc (Hons). He has completed NYSC and has gotten a small job. However, he is still searching tirelessly for that dream job.
Also, he intends to settle down soon. Unfortunately, the girl he is madly in love with turned him down simply because he is 5ft 8 inches in height and the girl in question is 5ft 6 inches. This young man is:
1. Very handsome
2. God fearing
3. Intelligent and smart
4. Industrious
5. Out-going and social
After our findings, we discovered that the girl he is in love with was influenced by her friends. According to our source, her friends told her that my guy is just 'average' in height and once she wears her high heels, she will become taller than him.

He has taken it upon himself that he MUST marry a graduate but it seem most ladies who are graduates in Nigeria have the same mindset. I have advised him to look for other girls but he said that based on his discussions with many ladies who are graduates, that it appears ALL of them are obsessed with 6ft and above dudes.

On the other hand a lot of young girls who are SSCE holders are falling on him like park of cards. He doesn't want to go into relationship with them simply b/c they are not graduates.

Is he right with his choice of must-be-a-graduate lady?

Should he go ahead and settle down with an SSCE holder?

ednut1: I have a good job , i may not later write the test, will only leave m job for oyel company hehehe

I thank God for blessing you with a good job and I pray that He blesses me and others with good jobs also.
However, if I am comfortably and gainfully employed like you I wouldn't apply for this job in the first place.
UAC doesn't sound like an oil company for me.

ednut1: story who has not cheated in life? all dose corrupt and shady pple dat reach top in nigeria nko

And you still wonder why our situation is pathetic in Nigeria?

Will a brilliant student like you be hunting for job if we have the BEST hands at the helm of affairs?

What happens after this world?
#christiscomingsoon#

ednut1: STFU, how many of UAC or workforce staff fit pass am, i wont be suprised u don compile email on here and sent to workforce

I am NOT that bad and I will never be.
Read the previous pages and you will discover that Work force punished some candidates with harder questions and limited time when they discovered that their questions are on the internet already.
Things can be done in a mature way.
Tell me to study percentage very well instead of coming here to say "No 2. What is the 20% of 200".
I haven't written my test and I don't want anybody to tell me the answers before I write.
Good score can take you to the next stage but you must know that a cheat doesn't go far in life b/4 nemesis catches up with him/her.

CaptJHMiller: Asin eh! Serious one!

On a very serious note, what you guys are doing here may hinder your chances and that of others who will write after you.
Walls have ears and know it that Workforce staff visit this forum.

You can guide others on how to tackle the test and NOT just come here and paste the questions on the internet.
Some candidates have been punished for this with harder questions and limited time.
SMH for some people wallahi.

What is wrong with you guys?
Are you sure you are graduates?
STOP this madness at once. How dare you post questions here.
What for? You want us to clap for you that you have written an Aptitude Test or what?
Funny enough, you guys applied for a management position and you are behaving like little children in the primary school.

Write your test, go home and sleep if you have got nothing to do with your time.

"I just finished my own test and it was Ok. See this question bla bla bla..."
who asked you? If I am incharge of this recruitment, I will use your e-mail addresses to identify you guys and disqualify you authomatically.
What NONSENSE!!

vislabraye: . What's the hatred here ? He had a bad tournament but you guys keep denying it. He was disappointing because he was supposed to be one of our best players in the team. If he was a new face, people won't complain.

1. Nigerian team had a poor performance
2. The team (Super Eagle) was disappointing.

Why do you blame it on Mikel?
Is he your coach or captain?
Is he God?
Is football a one-man business?
Why are we liable to blaming others each time we stumble?
Has Nigeria, with or without Mikel ever progressed beyond the knock-out stage in a world cup?
Our case in this country is pathetic.

vislabraye: . He went into the tournament with injury. Mikel was fully fit and he didn't feature for enough games in Chelsea. See the difference.

Nonsense! What of Yaya Toure, Iniesta, Gyang of Ghana, Drogba, Song, among others.
Did you hear that their fellow country men and women single them out and blame them for their poor performance?
I hate being a Nigerian. Hatred flows in their veins instead of blood.

We have a lot of mad people in Nigeria.
1. Mikel didn't play the 2010 world cup. Did Nigeria qualify from the group stage?
2. How can you single out Mikel and blame him for your poor performance?
3. How long did it take Nigeria to win Nations cup even with your Okocha and Kanu?
4. Did Ivory coast single out Yaya Toure or Drogba and blame them for their failure to even qualify from the group stage?
5. Was it not Osaze's mistake that resulted in the corner kick and the own goal scored by Yobo?
6. Has Yobo received this quatum of crictisim that Nigerians unleash on Mikel everyday?

@OP. You must be a deluded little mug or on some adulterated anti-pychotic medications which have triggered you to spew such voluminous ignorance and profligacy.
Obviously, I am trying to make your atrophic grey matter assimilate the truth because you have effortlessly denied the obvious and hibernate in a "fool's paradise".

EngrDozzyMary: d polchiz i knw? Oyo kopa?

Yeah! I served in Oyo State. Could this be Dozie?

@ ALL. Please, what exactly do you mean by SCENARIO?
I am hearing that for the first time.
Na beg I deh beg o o!

EngrDozzyMary: wn did u guys write d test?

The thing funny o! Person no go hear kpom, the next he go hear na dim.
Anyway, it seems it is for experienced hire.

bilikisu02: @ Polchiz i think they are recruitment agency. Recruiting for an undisclosed bank. That is how it is with recruitment agencies, they never state names of those they are recruiting for

Do you know whether it is a contract or full time position?

Are these Full Time Positions or Contract jobs.
NOTE: Workforce is NOT a bank, so which bank are they recruiting for?

2nri: Yes o, but wait o, y are my people not indicating? I refuse to believe say na only me waka come

Congratulations if you are serious. However, this place is not a joke section in case you are joking.

I have this to say to haters of Mikel:
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who actually strive to do the deeds; who at the best knows the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory or defeat- Theodore Roosevelt

Just bench Mikel and let us see if the SE will qualify for Nations cup let alone world cup.
Before you insult Mikel, ask yourself,"what have I achieved in my chosen profession?"

One thing about Nigerians is that they hate their own and will die for anything foreign.
I just have few questions for you people:
1. Was Mikel in your team in 2010? Did you you qualify from the group stage?
2. Kanu Nwankwo is a striker and he NEVER scored even a single Nations cup goal but Mikel has 2 goals to his name. How many times did you crucify Kanu for that?
3. Do you think ALL the coaches that managed chelsea team are FOOLS to have played Mikel? Of course, chelsea has many good alternatives in that position and noboby is 100% sure of starting every game.
4. Do you think Chelsea FC is owned by a lousy FOOL who keeps renewing Mikel's contract?
5. Did Etim and Okocha win world cup for Nigeria?
6. How many world cup goals does Okocha has to his name?
7. An 18-year-old Mikel was signed by Chelsea for £16m in 2005. In fact Man U and Chelsea had to fight for his signature. Can you show me any Nigeria player that worths that amount?
Obviously, Jesus christ had Nigeria in mind when He said, " a prophet is NEVER recognized in his home town".

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sweety regardless I hv no business with midgets am tall so its either I look up to my man or we look at each other..

You must have a strange concept of the phrase 'look up to'.
Sensible ladies refer to it as a situation when your guy is ahead of you with respect to achievements and experience of life. Funny enough, you have reduced everything to mere height.
BTW, we have one tall buffoon in our neighbourhood. You can also 'look up to him'.