₦airaland Forum

Some of you should thank your God that we are in democracy, otherwise, this insult on a General would have cost you your life. More reasons why you should agree with his statement.

@ Op, you can't sit comfortably at home and expect people on nairaland to come up with robust modalities on how to invest your hard-earned N5m. I urge you to read books on investments first. Secondly, undergo a serious business research in your locality. There must be a need that ought to be filled in your area. Seize that opportunity and make it happen.
For instance, in-as-much as football viewing center is an unattractive business, I came across one in Zaria which is owned by a Professor. That viewing center can cost N1.5m and almost everybody goes there to watch match because it got class. I'm sure the old man can make at least N5000/match and his presence is not needed.
Also, I know another guy who owns a decent restaurant and in a few years, he became one of the big boys in town. He simply took advatange of the lack of good meals in town, built a modern restaurant and employed people to run it in his absence. However, he visits sometimes to familarize and identify with his workers.
I'm a graduate who is yet to get a job but with N5m, I will create jobs instead.

paulugwuchizoba@gmail.com
Thanks in anticipation.

Anambra will soon face Plutocracy because they have adopted kakistocracy which will eventually result in political crikum crankum.

Please, don't ask me the meaning.

The Only Special One Who is Happy is Reliable.

In all these, we can have the following possibilities:
1. Op might have given the girl the impression that he is rich from the onset.
2. No love; I doubt that any good girl will leave PH for Kano because of a mere facebook toast. I don't want to call her a prostitute.
3. Nigeria is filled with many stupid young men and probably one guy must have told her, " what is N5000/month? That is an insult, just say yes to me and I will change your life for good".
5. Love is not a spotaneous reaction. Always take your time to study a girl before you ask her out.
Op might have been too eager to get a girl by all means.
6. WOMEN GENERALLY don't have a mind of their own. They are easily influenced by their fellow women. In fact, in most cases, women seek concesus opinion from their friends before they accept a man. Consequently, once you need a girl, it is advisable you talk to her closest friend.
The girl might have received bad advice from her friends.
@ Op, it is never too late. Get over it.

I thought the match is by 4pm?

I visited ecobank website and complained of the undelivered mail issue and they replied that THERE IS NO VACANCY POSITION NOW and infanct, that they are not recruiting or accepting any cv.

Every yoruba man has become a political analyst guru overnight.
I know yoruba people like the palms of my hand.
Even if Awolowo resurrects and contests for Gov under APGA in yoruba land, he will lose.

Please, help a brother.
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The only crime that she committed is upgrading Enugu International Airport.

It pains me to my bone that nobody cares about living the life that pleases God in today's church but offering and tithe.
PROVERB 21:3 - Doing what is right and fair pleases the LORD more than an offering.
A notorious ritualist will give huge tithe and the pastor will receive it happily and DARE NOT preach against ritual killings.
Politicians, armed robbers, prostitutes, 419ers, drug dealers, among others are now the PIUS christians because of their huge donations and tithes.
You saw a hungry-striking begger and refuse to help him out of the N10,000 tithe that you intend to give a pastor who is already a multimillionaire.
On the last day, I will say to you ' I was hungry and you didn't give me food, I was naked and you didn't clothe me, I was hospitalized and you didn't visit me, I was homeless and you didn't give me shelter'. In-as-much as you do this to the least of these my brothers, you did it for me.
Paying tithe is not a certificate to heaven. God is not poor that you think your tithe will make him rich.
If I intend to buy a car of N10m for a man of God, I will do it voluntary. He doesn't need to make it look like, I MUST give 10% of my monthly earning to the church, if not, God will be ANGRY with me.
A newly ordained priest in my church needed a car. He simply said, " sorry I came late to mass these days b/c my old car is giving me a lot of headache". A Parishioner secretely bought him a new car.
Can he get such money from that cheerful giver by preaching Mal. 3:10 every sunday?
You don't have to come to the public to boast that you are paying tithe as if you are doing God a favour.
Your father who sees what you do in secret will reward you.

The point is that, he must not go to the university for him to be educated or literate. The secondary education combined with personal developments are more than enough.[/quote]

omobajohn58: Dnt telll me u will let ur child be an illiterate...just b'cos u b'live there is no job 4 him wen he graduate abi??

The few Nigerians that went to the universities before late 90's must be the most fortunate Nigerians. In those days, you only need to graduate and appointment letters would be waiting for you. According to my uncle, I didn't know what CV or Resume looked like.
I don't know who gave our youths the impression that the ONLY way to survive is to bag a degree. I know ladies that went to school simply because to want to marry a better husband. Cosequently, they go for any course and may graduate without any basic knowledge of the course they studied. All that matters is 'I'M A GRADUATE'. Another problem is that, the parents who couldn't go to higher institutions have taken it upon themselves that their children MUST go to the university. In fact, to them, it is a do or die affair.
Recently, our govt has no plan for anybody, be it a graduate or a school cert holder. Our governors have told our outgone BATCH C corps members to create their own jobs.
Nigeria as a country produces over 250,000 graduates annually and only< 8% of this figure get meaningful job in the first 2years after graduation.
It baffles me that some traders that find it difficult to spell their names now employ our graduates as sales girls and boys.
Most graduates, out of fear of no jobs go for PG programme immediately after their service year. The truth is that they are simply running away from the reality of unemployment but they must come back and face this same reality after M. Sc. Don't forget that some Phd holders applied for the position of Dangote truck driver.
We ought to urge our youths to live the life of their dreams bearing in mind that a degree is not a lifetime meal ticket.
It pains when a graduate ends up as a bus driver. Then I ask, " does he need a B.sc or HND to become a good driver?". If he had spent 4-years on driving, he might have become a millionaire instead of a broke-ass graduate.
Secondary school education is enough to learn how to read and write and communicate effectively in english.
I am afraid that with time, a farmer will buy a car and graduates will be the ones to wash it, illitrates will buy expensive clothes and graduates who own dry cleaning business will wash them, their hair gets bushy and graduates who are barbers will cut it short.
I pray that God will not allow this.

Do you know the stupid criteria for ranking universities? May be google will help you
ASUU is fighting for their pocket.
Yes, we may not have all the modern facilities in ABU but the few ones we have are up to standard. As a Biochemistry student I had access to analytical balance, digital balance, centrifuge of different types, spectrophotometer, colorimeter,PH meter, microscope, autoclave, laboratory incubator, monochromator, chromatographic machines, electrophoretic machines, 24hr free internet access, a multipurpose Research laboratory ( built by late Yar' adua), Biotechnology research institute, among others.
In 2011, when I went for my SIWES at Nigerian Breweries Plc, I knew how to use virtually all the equipment in their ultramodern quality control laboratory and my knowledge in brewing is awesome.
We have thousands of graduates in Nigeria who are better than me.
Don't believe every nonsense that our Govt tells you. Of course, they must find an excuse to justify their failure to provide job for our youth[/quote]

735 i: ***in Mr. Ibu's voice; chi eji go!******

Senator James: As good as your points are, you only demeritted it by boasting and overrating your institution over others in Nigeria. This will only portrait our leaders in Abuja as doing so much for the federal universities (I dont know what ASUU is fighting for then).

Why is no single Nigeria university among the best 1000 of the world (not even ABU)..........or u dont believe it (your 2 weeks visit to Ghana will prove that)

I still insist on seeing the Research Methodology and how they arrived at this figure.
During our orientation in 2009, Biochemistry Department, ABU, Zaria, the then NABS President ( Mr. Raji) addressed us in clear- cut English and with good oral proficiency. I Was struck dumbfounded when I learnt that he has a 3rd class grade.
Admittedly, many graduates don't always sound soyinkaic in their speech but yet they are brilliant. Analytically, they possess robust technical skills, which, for me, matters most.
I'm a fresh Biochemistry graduate from ABU, Zaria and I know the quality of graduates that we produce. The winner of the famous LNG and NAM award, Prof. A.J Nok is a 3rd class graduate from ABU and yet he is an international guru.
In 2011, we had some PG students from Benue state University that did not understand Basic physiology. Some of them graduated with 2:1. This implies that, the school one attended matters a lot
You can't compare ABU, UI and UNN graduates with other graduates from some of the mushroom universities around.
I had the opportunity to be a member of a social forum where many scientist all over the world discuss key topics in science. I don't want to sound arrogant, but the so-called oyibos were baffled tremendously with the way I explain some new concepts with marvellous dexterity and in good English as well.
Our major problem in Nigeria is that, we are too 'oyibophobic'.

This is absolute rubbish. What a flopy-in-hell's name is he spewing about? Do I need to remind him that a credit pass in English language is a pre-requisite for getting admitted into the university or polytechnic. There is no way our graduates could've been admitted if they could not communicate effectively in English. Secondly, every single subject apart from Igbo, Hausa, and Yoruba is taught in advanced English and the exams are also written in English. How on earth could they have passed their exams and graduated?
It is glaring that our Government is looking for an excuse to say that our graduates are half-baked and unemployable. I'm very sure that 70% of our graduates speak better English than most politicians.

Well, I do fill up my gas cylinder for N1,500 in Oyo state here and it lasts for at least 3months.
I cook almost everyday.

In the end, the tall guys will rubbish them and dump them only for them to start looking for Aki or Paw Paw to marry them.

Alcohol is different from beer.
Most beer only contain about 5-7% alcohol. There are many other igredients in beer such as hops which contains phytochemicals such as flavonoid and phenolics both of which have many health benefits. Hop is also responsible for bitterness, aroma, foaming that are associated with beer. Another igredient is dextrin ( a trisaccharide). It is non- fermentable sugar resulting from mashing and saccharification processes catalysed by amylase. Carbon IV oxide, caramel, water among others are present in beer.
Beer is not just alcohol.

Skiguy, Please I need the GMAT
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My friend is still serving and will be passing out in exactly 5 months time.
Do you advise him to apply?

I suggest you reply their mail and lay down your complaints. Meanwhile, how long does it take to complete the online assessment?

Please, I can't get any calculator around and I intend to use my cell phone. Is it possible?
Secondly, how long does the online assessment last because I do use CAFE and the maximum time I can buy is 1hour.
Please, your advice and answers would be appreciated.

I hate it when illustrious sons and daughters of Igbo waste their precious time on nairaland engaging these 'ofe ose' people that call themselves Yoruba in dialogue.
Do you need a native doctor to tell you that every yoruba person is born with a 'special' talent which is 'to hate and rubbish anything that is not from Yoruba or in Yoruba land.
The painful thing is that one Yoruba girl was comparing Lagos with London and that 'oloriburuku' has never travelled to any other part of the country beside Lagos and Ogbomoso.
Odudua gene in every yoruba makes them to talk before they think.
The best thing I can do is to pity them because it is a genetic problem and we can't afford GENE REPLACEMENT THERAPY for every Yoruba ( yoruba) in Nigeria.
I pity them!

I hate it when illustrious sons and daughters of Igbo waste their precious time on nairaland engaging these 'ofe ose' people that call themselves Yoruba in dialogue.
Do you need a native doctor to tell you that every yoruba person is born with a 'special' talent which is 'to hate and rubbish anything that is not from Yoruba or in Yoruba land.
The painful thing is that one Yoruba girl was comparing Lagos with London and that 'oloriburuku' has never travelled to any other part of the country beside Lagos and Ogbomoso.
Odudua gene in every yoruba makes them to talk before they think.
The best thing I can do is to pity them because it is a genetic problem and we can afford GENE REPLACEMENT THERAPY for every Yoruba ( yoruba) in Nigeria.
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Atiku is corrupt and the master of corruption ( OBJ) chose him to put him on check.
It takes a thief to know a thief.
In other words, the Prof of corruption ( Obj) assessed his student's ( Atiku's) performance and finally confirmed that he is corrupt.

I've B.Sc. Biochemistry, can I apply?