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Nothing Beats Clubbing on Friday, Basketball and Premiership on Saturday then Tarkwa Bay Beach in Sunday!!!

raayah:
Bashing America once again??

Don't you pay for water in Nigeria too? How many restaurants do you go to in Nigeria that gives free pure water?

It is Illegal to a resturant to charge for water in most states in U.S. So your post is not true about that.

Free??

They are many shelters for homeless people, countless food banks and soup kitchens.
You also receive welfare , discounted living and bus pass if your making below a certain wage.
911 and emergency service will respond on call.

The other day I was in a situation and the cops got here in less than 5 minutes. I'd rather stay here.

How many shelters do you have in your country?
What is free in Nigeria?

You need ID Card to enter certain places because the government cares about the people. A 16 year old should not be at the club drinking alcohol. They are extremely vulnerable. Are you bashing a country for caring for its people.

Minimum monthly wage in america in Naira is 255,200 . (assuming 40 hr/wk at 7.25/hr at 220dollars = 1 Naira)
Minimum monthly wage in Nigeria is 18,000.

Things cannot be sold at the same price.

Americans never post about why they hate Nigeria because well, they know they're better.
Inferiority complex is a terrible thing.

chei! wetin Zuma rock wey dey Niger State dey so dere . *clueless op*

Have you ever listened to a song, you have no idea what the artiste is talking about?

Fret not, You are not alone! That’s the norm now. Garbage music.

We love our artists and appreciate all they do, see the thing is, sometimes we have no idea what they are talking about in the songs and are confused in what direction the music is heading.

Take for example Wizkid’s In My Bed that was massacred for months because he couldn’t make up his mind on whether he wanted the girl in his bed, or he wanted to praise God, or sing praises to politicians and prominent people.

While the list of songs with senseless lyrics is really, really, really long, these are just 5 songs that we don’t what the hell these singers were thinking or doing or where the motivation came from to make these songs.

Timaya- Ekoloma Demba - First of all, what is Ekoloma Demba? We would like to believe it means something in Bayelsa, and isn’t one of these worthless phrases every musician is inventing these days. There was practically no single of lyrics to this song when we searched for it, because no one could figure out what Timaya was mumbling throughout the song, in fact at one point he actually made a mumbling sound.

We know Timaya is the self-proclaimed King of commercial but we miss the Dem Mama, True story Timaya, who made meaningful music. That’s what pushed him to the limelight in the first place, all the life stories he told.


Take Banana – D’Prince - This has to be the grandfather of all senseless lyrics and we are sure D’prince regrets making it. He has stated he wants to start making meaningful songs, we forgive him but we still have to talk about this.

D’prince used the phrase “Take Babana till you go yo” 56 times throughout the duration of the song, makes you wonder what hapened to the rest of the song, right?

The phrase “Take banana to till go yo”, sounds really vulgar we just don’t know what it means or if it should even be in a song.

Like we said D’prince has repented and is set to drop better songs, so let’s move on.


Terry G – Totori - While Take Banana is the grandfather of all senseless songs, Terry G is the ancestors of making songs with senseless Lyrics. Lol! Don’t believe us?Let’s go back to Free Madness and try to pick one of his songs since then that was actually meaningful.

We had so many, so so many of Terry G’s songs that could have made this list but we decided to stick with Totori because it is the most painful, and it’s recent, which means he’s still packaging rubbish to dish out to us.

The song Totori has phrases like Hakuna Matata, Baby Shake Your Big Bum Bum, Oya let’s go ginger, Oya feel my paro, make I nak you akpako, Skibo Skiba Skibobo Ski alaba skalabos. WTF! These artistes are taking us for granted.


MC Galaxy – Komolop Cholop - We love to hate this song. While the dance step is admirable, the lyrics makes no sense at all. We are still yet to figure what Komolop Cholop means.

From Every indication Galaxy believed using good producers (Shizzi and Uhuru) would cover up for the mess that was his lyrics. Just like Wizkid there was noharmony in the song, he was very confused; he didn’t know if he should teach us the dance step, or if he should name-drop and at one point he told us we shouldn’t be jealous of him. Huh?!

We respect his hustle though, he’s really moved up fast since appearing in Iyanya’s Kuruke video but we think he should do better lyric wise.


KCee – Hakumata - It was really difficult for us to pick between Love boat and Hakumata, since Love boat is a recent rubbish and Hakumata isn’t, but Hakunamata is so bad we just had to go with it.

Where do we start from? The song, the video the lyrics, the whole song was a disaster!

Hakunamata is supposed to be a phrase that should cheer people up when they are down, not something to use on a girl you are planning to run through.

In the song, Kcee actually calls himself a monkey in the song and calls the girl (whoever he was referring to) Banana. Lol!

In another part he says “Cicilia bum bum, cicilia bum bum, Shebi na your bum bum, cicilia bum bum” really?

After dishing out more trash he ends the song with “Au revoir, au revoir, Baby no wahala, Ehn ehn baby no wahala” . Ah! Ah! Is it that hard to write good lyrics? Why are you even a musician?

Dear KCee, please stop feeding us garbage, signed people that love their ear drums.

culled directly from: www.vibeafrik.com

Kindly check for more write-ups (not by force)... before you say 'make my hand bend if i click that link and all that' nairalanders cruel lol

vooks:
Mumu,
Constant preparedness because the bible says so regardless of whatever you imagine the Mark to be

mumu

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vooks:
Quit smoking weed and be in a state of constant preparedness where Christ returns today or 2000 years from now

constant preparedness cos Nigeria decided to say we should register for BVN? seems you smoked osogbo weed before going to church this morning!

Anytime I see that BVN, SIM Registration, NIN in
Nigeria are mark of the beast and all that...
I weep for the superstitious Nigerians or maybe
the Baseless Christians coming up with these
nuisance!

The Government busy collecting finger prints, IDs and all for Identity and Identification. you
say it's mark of 666... that is so backward!

When that thief comes to rob a house or kill a
fellow... you lay blame on Buhari or Gej or the
Dead Police Force for their incompetence... when really, the essence of all the registration comes to play. They can pick up fingerprints from crime scene and easily
make arrest and bring justice cos the criminal registered as a Nigerian once! (Enough of unsolved crime cases)

what about social security number of the Developed countries (we are getting there by God's grace) where the government can really know who we are and our legalized source of wealth, thereby providing welfare packages for the 'true' poor ones and rich respectively.
For more, you can Google the advantages of the security number and the merits of all these registration to enlighten yourself!

Stop being Myopic, read outside of the bible sometimes.

#HappySunday

Anytime I see that BVN, SIM Registration, NIN in Nigeria are mark of the beast and all that crapp... I weep for the superstitious Nigerians or maybe the Baseless Christians coming up with these nuisance!
they are collecting finger prints, IDs and all.. you say it's mark of 666.. shitt!
when that thief comes to rob a house or kill a fellow... you lay blame on Buhari or Gej or Dead Police Force... when as at now... dey can pick up fingerprints from crime scene and easily make arrest and bring justice cos he registered as a Nigerian once! (Enuff of unsolved crime cases)
quit being myopic!
I hate all that shittty asss shitt! #HappySunday

Anytime I see that BVN, SIM Registration, NIN in
Nigeria are mark of the beast and all that crapp...
I weep for the superstitious Nigerians or maybe
the Baseless Christians coming up with these
nuisance!

they are collecting finger prints, IDs and all.. you
say it's mark of 666.. shitt!

when that thief comes to rob your house or kill a
fellow... you lay blame on Buhari or Gej or
Dead Police Force... when as at now... dey can
pick up fingerprints from crime scene and easily
make arrest and bring justice cos he registered
as a Nigerian once! (Enuff of unsolved crime
cases)

or what of social security number (we are getting there) where Nigerian government can really know who you are, provide welfare packages to you according to your status...

you're there bringing Jewish religion notes into an African society... and you don't wanna think outside of d bible!

quit being myopic!
I hate all that shittty ass shii!

#HappySunday

Transgenders and their ever weird look!

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if most commentators have actually visited that disgraceful 'Ladipo International Market' you would know that place need to be utterly destroyed and rebuilt! what a slum!

this is not tribalism or anything... why didn't dey destroy Alaba market if it was about tribalism?

Alaba is a little organized, CV is a Little Organized! Ladipo is total crap!

in short.... we should just read this book “How to Breed Dogs” by Paul and Suzan Baker

hope it has relevance to the Nigerian market tho

all these small small boys sef..
abeg
TOMFRENCH
CC: NLJega

walemoney007:
som pple go just dey carry dia fraustration com nairaland.swine

if nothing concerns you.. you get your sh!t together and move on! ignore the thread young blood.

walemoney007:
Shey mak i com dey run ni? Abi wetin concern mi

Get Your Shii Together! Nobody Cares What You Do With Yourself!

This is just crazy.. reading it in the news today.

funny how the Management of KADECO, instead of withdrawing services, wants to settle the matter amicably . Come to think of what they do to Ordinary citizens who owe them just 2k for a month! Sad Country!! ALHAJI BUHARI, YOU'VE GOT WORK TO DO

Anyways, The original news below.

TRIBUNE.

THE Kaduna Electricity and Distribution Company (KADECO) has said the military and other consumers in Sokoto, Kebbi, Zamfara and Kaduna states were owing the company N43 billion.

The Head, Customers Services, Alhaji Murtala Bello, disclosed this in an interview with newsmen in Kaduna, the Kaduna State capital.

According to him, the military was indebted to the tune of N4.79 billion, making it the highest debtor, while the remaining amount was owed by the other customers.

"The total debt owed by all the divisions of military like 1 Division, Airforce, DIC, NDA is about N4.7 billion. Police owe about N270 million while other paramilitary agencies like Customs, Immigration, Prisons, NSDC, NDLEA and FRSC owe about N43 million," he said.

Bello affirmed that the management was doing everything possible to get the debt paid by the military, state as well as Federal Government establishments.

On why the company had not withdrawn its services from the debtors, especially the military, he disclosed that the management was currently discussing with the military authorities on how to pay the debt.

MTN should let us know o... are yahoo boys duping you guys with counterfeit recharge cards??

jeez! op kindly read and summarize that your post.

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knyte:
am lost, she was pregnant but now shes nt anymore?

yep. .. I'd like to call it miscarriage! its about 4 months back.

shitshappen:
nice dog, reminds me of my buddy DJ im so much in love him. Nearly ate him when he was young(pun) cos of his headaches. but now i can hadly stay without him. Dont know why boerboel dont like pics

as in ehn... when BoerBell start to bark at night.. like if u have two... just forget it mhen... go and sleep in another house

MrBasketball:
Infact i can see the feeding in her... See as she take be like ram.

lolz... Belike u be calabar boy!

knyte:
you walk her often?

yep! who doesn't? since when she was about a month!

buh recently when she was pregnant, she didn't eventually give birth. just like that... her teat were no more spilling m!lk at just touching it.

I didn't see any sign of her giving birth and eating it... cos I checked her everyday.

vet couldn't explain, and she is still okay now.

This BoerBell Tho... (Chloe by name) she can chop fire!! like she's obess sef... her feed is normally industrial noodles. she's very loyal sha... buh I no know why as she hear let's take a picture for nairaland she no gree wan snap till I force her!

reading these pieces just make me giggle..

it wont be paid... because you actually did 'nothing' during may. lol
it is not your fault tho.

YoursGEJ:
Wetin dey for Yemen abeg? That place sound like where Nigeria better pass sef

Heroin dey Yemen.

9jageekz:
Or maybe because I told him I don't have a GF yet!

this sentence spoil everything for you...
anyways @JojoArmani, con spread ya mat for here o... if this topic make front page, e fit help ya matter for dt guy wey wan send u 10k tp to con meet am for PH.