I've been looking for this minister of works... to let Third Mainland Bridge deteriorate till that level for long that it took social media influencers to call their attention to it shows their inefficiency... I mean this is one of the top 10 bridges in Africa for Christsake! Dumb administration

you share a lot of similarities with her husband hence the slip

I was just bored and couldn't sleep oo... I said lemme browse naira land and see who I was following...

I remember Zubby77 from Germany story days... Omo!

Nice reading this again

Is it just me or did anybody else notice…. Last 3 weeks I was binge checking flights to Alberta Calgary for a couple (imagination wan kee me), it was still showing 1.5m max from august to end of year…. Omo now that I checked it’s at least 2m across all flights Omo!!!!!

I don’t think that’s a manatee… it has tusks… Abi long teeth… manatees don’t have that

Cokahot:
I had this stuff years ago,I think ss2,then I was poor and wretched, I wore 2 pants for a week and from thr some sort of shit appeared of my thighs. Omo my bro buy me one kind wicked black soap like that,the tin dey itch at the same time dey sweet esp when i applied it. It vanished after 5days till now,i never see am again.

I need black soap for eczema

Nazgul:
Marriage is a wonderful thing. The reason why people see it as nonsense is because sexual immorality is as easy as drinking water.

So to your question... reasons why I feel or want to get married are.

1. Companionship. There are times when you would want to talk to someone, just sit, talk and pour out what's bothering you to a listening ear. With the right spouse, you'll always enjoy geninue companionship, enjoy gossips together. Baby Mamas or olosho cannot give you this cos what you have with them is purely transactional.

2. It lowers your risks of contacting STDs. An older cousin of mind told me that for the past 12 years he's been married he has never been treated for any STD. If you're married to a faithful partner, and you're faithful to your partner as well, you would never suffer from STDs.

With Baby Mamas or oloshos your heart would always race wherever you develop any strange feeling or symptom after having sex with them. I've read countless topics here on Nairaland where the guy in question would tell us how the condom bursted and he wasn't aware and how he started seeing some rashes on his manhood. Such a person would never have peace of mind until after a medical test. A marriage to a good spouse eliminates all that.

3. You can plan together . I'll use my parents as an example. When my dad was building his house in the village, my mom contributed a great deal to it. Even the first car he bought which was a Jetta volkswagen, as I grew older I learnt that it was actually my mom who bought the car for him, because he had so much on his hands and didn't want to miss the car, and the funny thing was that my mom never mentioned it not even once, it was my dad who told me.

With the right spouse, you can achieve a lot together, you can build, set up businesses, invest together and support each other. Olosho or baby Mamas cannot give you this cos whatever business you setup for them is theirs and theirs alone. And wouldn't support you with a penny when things go south for you.

4. Raising your kids together . Raising kids alone is very tasking. I have a 4 year old nephew (he'll be 5 this year) who I try to use to see what parenting looks like. There was a time his mom (my cousin) came with him to spend the weekend in my place (Friday to Sunday), that was when I understood that it takes more than depositing your semen into a hole to raise kids.

From waking him up, to bathing the child, to actually spending ample time together with him talking and bonding...this isn't something a baby mama can do. It takes being married to the right person for you to achieve this.

5. Eating good food . This night I just came back from buying beans (elewa) and bread. Most times I feel very lazy to go into the kitchen, there are times I can stay up to 6 months without visiting my kitchen.

As a married man, your wife would spoil you with good food, not the junks you've been struggling with during your bachelor days. The first time I ate Nkwobi in my life, was in my uncle's house, and it was prepared by his wife. Imagine having a wife who can prepare all that, believe me, by 6pm you're home cos you'd be perceiving her food right from your office.

It’s like you never marry… especially for that number 5 lol

NACORP??
Oga o

But they thought all these in biology in secondary school…y'all just dating dumb people and you thinking it’s about being men

Na waa o

Wait… no comment at all?

Think9ja:


Na money bro
Imagine 215k can't get me a brand new core I5

I swear… the new core I3 touch screen 1TB hdd 8gb ram I bought late last year was 245k.

If you want new standard system, you gas Dey look at around 300k now

Epeegee:



Bro the guy football kit fell from her hand,she was just there looking at me but me just do like nothing happened so I won't let people know what's up or kill my fellow footballers moral,But The guy no fit forget that day,I dey play am like gattuso nhi

Hahahaha!!! Bosss pin him leg!

Weird Person… already devaluing IT skills…. Collecting 17k per month and your designing website and stuff… ODE!

Lavisha:

This ain't struggling, A man is not created to sit and sip Apple-Martini on the beach and make a tent.

He was designed for GREATness.

He must work his asss to that level else he'll become like a Sheep instead a Lion.

Lool… women too are created for greatness..

Lavisha:
M A N means Morning, Afternoon, Night.


To be a MAN, you mustn't quit hustling.

Bullshit struggling stigma mentality
That’s why men die first…
Thank God the future is female… and we have equality now…

I think boma has backed this girl Queen… that’s why he be behaving like that and the girl be so hung up on him like that….
We’ve all been there

This set wasn’t sick DJ Xclusive… no tempo control at alll

30 minutes into his 2 hour set…. DJ Xclusive don Dey run fast with bpm +132pm

onojaford:
I'm learning to be a DIY surgeon. My services would be way cheaper and I hope you patronize me if the needs arise. I have already started watching YouTube videos. My basic challenge now is how to get anaesthesias.

DIY surgeon ke? Bros!!

BabaIbo:

Don't mind NPF o, it was years later that I asked myself, what is even our crime?

Is our act against the law?

Yes, public indecency

Nigerian Army Is Recruiting

ogashman:
Op


What if you are approaching your fifties and still have not made that money, so u die a single man?

Yes

Must be a diesel tank cos why e still dey burn since morning?

DJ Neptune been radio DJing since 2006, when I was is SS1, and he's celebrating 30 while me I'm 27. Okay o

You should not be carrying a huge crocodile with your hand...

Same story with my Lhasa... He only eats chicken and sausage.

anyways, I've changed his mean to once a day in small portions, anytime he see me carry something, he gets excited... Long story short, he don dey chop spag and indomie jeje...
I don't even mix chicken and sausage with it so he doesn't go and pick and leave the rest hoping for another better day

He didn't hack anything na... He had login details access from 2 of their staff members lol.

emmachukwu99:
I will chose Xiaomi over this crap twice on a Sunday morning.

Xiaomi Note 7 is one of the best phones I have used with range of 60-70k.

Yeah... But the only thing I hate with the phone is... You will be playing Pes 2020, minimize open WhatsApp, if you do mistake open chrome, that your Game for Pes, you go gas reopen am from beginning.

Them no even put Andy Ruiz name lool