₦airaland Forum

After that Make-Up standard pics i have in my mind...she Fugly..

ahsekeena:
u see ur naija man mentality?

what's he supposed to have? Somalia Man Mentality??

Okay, I was at Pinky Lounge, That was How Some Yahoo Boys Were Popping n Making Noise Beside Him in the Club... Then He
Ordered Two Bottels of Ace Poured Them in The Wine Bucket... then dipped his Feet in it....

You Cant imagine the Looks on Those Guys Faces...when the Siren n Lights on the Bottle Came Along to him... Then the action. *Silent n Epic* LOL

Stoopid School ...no wonder one of my sec school female collegue who graduated 2013 stiill looks n behaves like a kid LCU makes better sense

1. Stabilize oil prices at $100 a barrel.
2. To reduce fuel price to N45 a litre.
3. Provide free education to all.
4. Pay the poorest 25 million people N5000 every month.
5. Generate 40,000 megawatts of electricity in 4 years.
6. Pay youth corps members (N40,000) year after service.
7. Provide one meal a day for all Nigerian students.
8. Provide 3 million jobs in his first year.
9. To make N1 to be equal to $1. 10. Build 4 refineries in 4 years.
11. To stop Boko Haram and bring back the
missing Chibok girls.
12. Remove immunity on public office holders.
13. Fight corruption.
14. No Office of The First Lady

CHANGE HAS COME TO NIGERIA!!!!!!!! #SaiBuhari!!!!!

Are You Stoopid? *lol, if youre gonna be doing April Fool...Be Ready to be recieving sum unwarranted insults...

Bisjosh:
big boobs is a lot of load... just have it moderate is enough.

But having butt makes clothes fit perfectly and you feel more confident and sexy.

Intelligent... i like you.

Kutmar Bura Ubar! choii

Stoopid List lol... Wia University of Abuja Gwagwalada? Where DBanj meet the babe wey dey feeling d nikka?? Stroll come Unibuja, na bored hoes wiv their Bumshots u go dey see every evening!

If an Olosho Loves You... No Girl Can Love You Better ..... *Talking From Experience*

Youre What GAY *spits n quits thread*

Nope...Op...she's gonna send him to Hell if d first one dosent suceed eventually...

the list is just kind of inconsistent...

You Ever seen A Fisher Man Give Worms to A Fish he already caught? or a Politician campagning after election?? Or University of Abuja students reading after Exams??

darisgod:
Washere jare DJ aye..........u for give dem Falila keetan

Ori e wanmbe!

Okay... Am @OneDangerousDJ

At a Wedding Yesterday...I Played the Dangerous Explicit 'Tesojue'.....The family of the couples had earlier Given me a Hint of Obey, Sunny Ade, Shina Peters(Chronic Christians) as their preferences

...But i felt the Party Needed some Turning Up when the couple were to dance....So i let some Baby Hello come first with a drop of 'Wa fe Ku La Leyi'

...The Parents n Some Pastors around Casted some Glaring Glances lol...buh more people came out to Spray them. i Felt Satisfied.

In Between tho...What Else were the couples expected to do that Night??

I needed To Let the wife know what was up!! #ReminisceFan!!
#AbujaDJs

EggovinMma:
Na wa for you o.SSo you couldn't even drink garri or chop biscuit to hold belle?

Any ways, My guy is 5.6, not tall.i am 5.5, also not tall, who will den fix the kitchen bulb? As he was still contemplating on what to use, I just vex left am up, from his legs .He was screaming I should hold him well ooo.I no blame am . Between seconds the bulb was fixed.

5.6?? Don't say 'Not Tall' pls just say 'short'.... Moreover...u dont look 5.5

Owerri Right?...Crossed Off! Thanks Op....any oda experience in any camp??

RIP hero



but i do not understand why he had to post sensitive military action on social media before the operation. It could get more gallant soldiers dead... My 2 kobo

Call Fat Fat!! What is Plus Size??

only if nairalanders had instagram accounts...

SOO TRASHYYYY

thanks to the hacker , threw some more buzz to how slowly boring entertainment industry!!

Yemi, obviously u love phyno, buh he sees u as a side chick.

benosky:
If GMB is nt on dat list den its fake. Dis whole noise about 'change' is spreading like a wild fire even outside d country. Pls edit ur list.

*All Over The Internet* Point of Correction.

the ratio of people using the internet to those not using it is 13% to 87%. think twice brava!

sallysalsa09:
Pomide pomide pomide ow many times did I call you.just bacuz one gal broke ya heart and she was a v doesn't make everyone bad.you might even marry a v

lol, most virgins are like that, check most thread about virgins and you'd see the same probs lol...as for marrying a virgin, i'm never gonna date one so am not gonna marry one lol...am hemophobic


nice pics in btw

ladyshindharah:
I go moda d guy wey follow me try DAT nonsense .

u even look like a 'modara' lol

na only me see say Banky na UnMarried 34 yr old ??

ivyT:
badt guy *sitting V-squaredly*

lol, sharp gurl.. happy day!

cutieberie1:
lol...op u dey vex o..?

dey dere dey judge lol