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This shit Was really poorly written

I don't get it lol.. you had never played any kind of betting and just 2 weeks ago you started and all of a sudden you're putting 800k on an Esport computer game You're a bit stupid.

People that usually say don't enter business anyhow that you don't have former experience in did you think they were stupid?

Uzo no dinma o

A wise friend once told me: "if you pack commot ya papa house, and you no plan am well, you go pack enter back"

PeacenLove2:
This caller could have maybe up to 100 calls to make and one already began with an attitude ... call it security conscious but it was poor phone manners. I would most likely not bother to follow up on this candidate.

Remember the recruiter is not your friend, doesn't know you from Adam and first impression here is very essential. Phone conversations as against face-to-face are very easily misconstrued. I wish the candidate best of luck in his future endeavours and hope he takes a cue from this. Thanks for sharing, OP. This will be valuable to those who are able to appreciate the lesson in it.

What happened to a pre notifying email or at worst a text that would say he would receive a call for further on phone chat?

Lol.. Crap!

The candidate was very right to have said what he said. In saner climes, that recruiting bank would have gotten sued sef. Nigeria and our 'helping' mentality.

The candidate sef try.

Someone called me,
Caller: "Hello, Am I On to Mr Xyz,
Me: Yes,
Caller: Okay I'm Mr ABC From CBN, I wan...
Me: Kpim! *Ends call.

I no apply for CBN job I no get anything to do with them, better safe than sorry.

SamuelAnyawu:
In Borno a 300k earner is still a learner shaaa

Lol, I sight you. NGO things

Babadee1900:
Bolt economy survey...They want to reduce fares without reducing commission.

Haha, you dey vex with your survey replies

izzou:
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The phone Numbers here isn't going, anybody have a mail? I just want to drop a mail to them with screenshots and forget about the App Uber.

izzou:
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Thanks much

Hi guys, good afternoon.

I have an issue.

I had a ride. It was 2500. I asked the driver if he accepted transfers. He said no problem.

I arrived at my destination, it was late at night, my phone died, I asked him to text me his details and he did. At around 3am, I put on my phone and saw his text, so I transferred 3500 to him cos he tried and then I replied him 3500 sent thanks.

Only for him to start calling me with a very aggressive tone saying why am I doing like this bla bla that he didn't get any money.

I checked my balance, no money reversed yet, I sent him a screenshot of my debited account with his name on it. I wanted to send him another 2500 cos his tone was very aggressive but I just decided to call my bank to know what was happening. They confirmed to me that the transaction was successful on their end and the recipient should confirm with his bank. I sent him the recorded call with the customer care to confirm. He didn't text me again.

Now Uber says I owe 2500 from last trip when I wanted to book today, I tried using their app help but they Only have all those pretexted help. No access to their mail.

Does anybody know their mail or what should I do?

I'm regretting tipping him 1k extra now.

Kai, see better babe oooo

TheManOfTheYear:
So it's not even as exclusive. Seems like an overrated nonsense. What's the point of paying over one million naira only to get harassed by locals and lack of network (even Wi-Fi?).

I'd rather chill in elegushi

Elegushi sef is shit as well.

Lol... Ilashe is a raw beach.

You and cows will be chilling on the beach front too.

Be watchful for the younger residents/thugs they will want to milk you off any money you have, they'll also change agreements too just because is their area. (They'll leave you at "make we see as you wan commot for the beach house go the boat side na)

No security whatsoever too, so go with your security.

No network as well.

Your activities will get meddled with the residents staying and watching you guys.

There are a lot of beggers.

If you wanna go, make sure you guys are much else it may get very boring.

If you're into ship viewing, you will love this place, a lot of ships.

I can't imagine sleeping over there though

Who be Liz Benson, who be rolanda

Loool see the way op is mentioning big big fields of study.

This is like just saying Top skills to learn this year:

1. Medicine and Surgery
2. Anatomy
3. Physiotherapy
4. Biochemistry
5. Medical Laboratory Science
6. Civil Engineering
7. Computer Science

Zimri:
MAY WE NEVER BE UNFORTUNATE. RIP PIGLET

I fit set my money say, them no catch or kill this warthog

Allaboutkatiee:
I beg to differ mister
You can actually control how you use these sites.
They are not created to be addictive rather you make it addictive when you overuse it.

Lool... Nigerians think they d only one using social media

Before you castigate these people, The money that you and your parents sprayed at that ceremony in your family nko?

What kind of social distancing did you also do there?

I was surprised when I still saw arik's Lagos to Abuja ticket as 28k sha

Someone told me that... That bayelsans see nothing wrong in having sex at an early age and having a baby before ,18... I hope that's not the case

Oyindamolah:
#Throwback Thursday


Apart from WhatsApp, Facebook, twitter, Instagram and the modern day instant messaging apps,

1. List some apps you rocked in the good old days that no longer exist (e.g yahoo messenger, 2go, BBM, hi5)

2. What fond memories or stories do you have about the good O'days apps such as 2go, yahoo messenger, Hi5 , and the rests?


Oya oo

Me:
2go

So many fun memories,most of my online friends have been there from 2go to Facebook then WhatsApp. Even those I have still not met but still remained close friends till now

Did you remember Nimbuzz loool

OBelz:
You playing with fire. I know of someone that was a very close friends to the Number 1 in the cult group, he was never a member but he was loved by the sect/cult. He grooves them, booze them, buy food for them infact if you don't have your ears on the ground you will think he was a member. War broke out between the two rival cult, the opposing sect came for him, what they did to him was not even near brutal, he was killed.

It's best to stay outta trouble!

OBelz:
Yes, in some cases. . Do you remember why people who drink at open bar wants to take a lick and when they return because they did not tell someone to watch their drink, they order another drink? Female cult group were the founders of such despicable act.

Lool... So this is where the advise of don't leave your drink unattended to came from wow...

OBelz:
Hi

Hello ma, it was a complement...

nonen:
2006 Honda Ridgeline
154k miles

Car was well taken care.
4x4 wheel drive, always maintained regularly at Honda dealership.
Does Not Require servicing

Will Land in Nigeria 1.1m

E don land?

You really do not look 20 o Obelz

Leezah:
Honestly ladies have seen hell, this is what girls must pass through before ending up been Mrs ?? But its well.

You will never notice they're married because there's nothing suspicious even in their home.

First one.... The wife was far from him where she's working, and his home looks so much like bachelor's home and I find out through my friend who saw his pictures on my phone one day. I confronted him,he denied it till date.

Second one, The man even promised to marry me not knowing he's already engaged. I found out through his ex gf whom I suspected he was cheating on me with on Facebook. The good aunty revealed everything to me. The funny part is he never posted his so called wife on social media, nor have her pics on phone. He's also single on social media. The ex told me he married the lady because of her money and only go to visit her once in a while because he's still living in his bachelor's house.

Third one, His brother he introduced to me one day started developing feelings for me ooo. Even went to the extent of revealing his brother's secret of being married to one village girl with a kid so I should leave his brother and come to him. I confronted his brother and he didn't even deny it just and also told me that he wish he meet me before the girl and that he's ready to leave her for me. Mehnnnnn I gave up on men since those experience. It really hurts

All of this three are still looking fresh and young. U will never suspect them being engaged let alone married. May God help we ladies oooo

The number on your profile is not yours, please take it down.

QuinModah:
How to make N1m - 3m in 6months, easily.

1. Think of something you're very good at;
2. Buy a domain in that niche.
3. Buy a simple hosting.
4. Set up a website, preferably on Wordpress.
5. Write a detailed article everyday in your niche, a minimum of 800-2000 words.


Make sure your grammer is on point, search engines like Google take this seriously.
Start the backlinking process, post your articles on Reddit, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, etc. to gain traction.

The more backlinks you can create, the better for your organic SEO.

6. Set a goal, 100 articles in a super-targeted niche and you can expect to make $3000 per month after 6-8months.
PS: This is the time Google takes to rank your articles - you can look it up.

So you'd publish all 100 articles within 3-4 months & wait for your site to

earn on its own. Once it starts earning, you can publish one article each week to keep it updated.

7. Apply for Adsense, place ads intelligently once you are approved, continue as you are working.

8. Add amp in your blog, it will speed up your site dramatically on mobiledevices

What if your site doesn't make >$3000 and makes maybe $100 after 6-8months or a year. You can still sell your site on Flippa for $2400. People love to buy sites that earn.

You can check this on Flippa and see the biddings with your own eyes.

You can earn on your site without selling anything. With 100 artiles, you can easily do 100,000 views per month.

Also, a side note, do not go for blackhat tricks, it will ruin your website’s ranking on search engines.

ABOUT NICHE.
Sadly, I see most people in the market, not niches.
That’s why they aren’t successful in this game.

Fishing is NOT a niche, Fishing Cannon is.
Survival is NOT a niche, the anti-radiation suit is.
Corruption is not a niche, Corrupt African leaders is.

Car is not a niche, Muscle or Super car is.
Fashion is not a niche, African Women Native Wear is.

Is There Any Niche You Should Avoid?

I avoid health-related niches.

This is because Google has started giving value to established websites with expert opinions and

published studies. It is very hard to beat them. They have covered almost all the topics in this category.

Imagine having 4-10 niches sites, you'd just earn on autopilot.
Remember to send me my share when you start
Winking face

Hi QuinModah, can I text you please like over WhatsApp or something?

I think most people that have time for bashings and all on this thread are still undergraduates

Insurance in trouble