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Foreign Affairs › Re: Running Out Of Fuel, People In Gaza Seek Out Traditional Clay Ovens (Photos) by Pootle: 9:12pm On Nov 21, 2023
dont bite the finger the feed you, even if the food no belleful you manage am so u no go collect wotwoto cheesy
Agriculture › Re: My Trap Caught A Big Bush Rat (video/pictures) by Pootle: 9:09pm On Nov 21, 2023
Oxtertee:
So that it can continue to reck havoc on farmer's cassava and maize 🌽 plant. Walnut and kolanut is not left off their menu, this okete no dey take eye see palm kernel. They can load more than 10 seeds at once inside that their mouth. There is an elastic sack inside that their mouth which allows them to pack many item at once.
they are only trying to survive jus as we humans do. lopk at that thing eyes he knows it will end soon, might be a mother with the infants at the mercy of snakes cry
Food › Re: Crayfish From The Sea, Process Of Drying And Packaging by Pootle: 7:44pm On Nov 21, 2023
LocalFARMERS:
Fresh Crayfish
i hate sea roaches undecided
Agriculture › Re: My Trap Caught A Big Bush Rat (video/pictures) by Pootle: 7:42pm On Nov 21, 2023
kindly release that poor thing back to the wild undecided
Travel › Re: Is It Possible To Keep Mute Entirely About Your Travel Plan? by Pootle: 5:57pm On Nov 21, 2023
if you like keep mute if like speak loud weytin go pure go pure.
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad's Dad Seized His Corpse After Autopsy, Refuses To Bury Him - Mohbad's Mum by Pootle: 5:55pm On Nov 21, 2023
enough with all this, what even wrong with Africans
Family › Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by Pootle: 5:18pm On Nov 21, 2023
bdon123:
Some girl i dated years ago accused me of fathering her 3year old child.mind u wen she was pregnant we were no longer together.i also severally asked who shes pregnant for wen i heard she was heavily pregnant bt she told me point blanc m not d father only to come back 3 yrs later wen i was already married to claim m d fada onto day i nevr born pikin.funny tin be say my old man dem collect pikin while ano dey naija without even asking me out of desperation for grandchild.as i come back i see small boy so i go DNA centre collect swab for sample collection.las las turned out 99.9 probability m not d fada.
D bitch still argue my test result say na forgery,even her mama say how dem go take saliva do test.short story another was done by blood sample n came back same negative. In all i spent over 150k for d tests as of 7 years ago bt it was worth it.imagine say ano sharp collect pilin train am send go abroad come find out later in life say no be mine....i go jst kii myself.also God don giv me male pikin x2 join for marriage.
Do not ever accept any suspicious child without DNA.
Also fear that gender...them dey see ur future pass u hence their desperation.
summary fear women
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel-hamas War: Ceasefire To Be Announced In Coming Hours – Hamas Official by Pootle: 2:42pm On Nov 21, 2023
if all hostage are not released there is no cease of fire cool
Family › Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by Pootle: 2:28pm On Nov 21, 2023
bdon123:
Dont ask sister inlaw hubby shit.Quietly claim u taking d child out for hangout n do a DNA test.they only need ur blood/saliva n that of d child to do it.
I hav done DNA twice ..both blood n saliva sometimes 2016 n it came back negative that i wasnt father of d child i was accused.ad of then it cost 70k
pls tell us the story
Family › Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by Pootle: 2:24pm On Nov 21, 2023
Carcholce:
Let me summarize it:

OP married his long time girlfriend and taught her how to fish, She started fishing and started being disrespectful and not submissive. The thing vex OP. OP that was once a church boy was forced to start doing hookup and bending doggy inside his car. The wife noticed but She nor send OP. After OP have had his fill of hookup, he came to his senses and gave his life to Christ. It was after his eyes has cleared that he realized his last born resembles his sisters in law last born.

Did the OPs wife mistakenly fell on her sisters bed and rode her brother in law till he came inside her? OP is confused. So am I.

The question OP is asking now is “Who get the pikin”
grin who ever you are u no well grin
Celebrities › Re: Come To Lagos, If They Born You Well - Portable To Charles Okocha (video) by Pootle: 12:31pm On Nov 21, 2023
two mad men...enjoy ur loots
Politics › Re: Nigerians Too Hard To Govern – Buhari by Pootle: 12:28pm On Nov 21, 2023
in as much many will disagree with this statement his right, only when we japa we respect the rule of law or when soja hold koboko our head dey straight
Foreign Affairs › Re: Yemen Houthi Rebels Takes Hostage Of Cargo Ship 'Galaxy Leader' In The Red Sea by Pootle: 9:33am On Nov 21, 2023
using hospital to store hostage, sick world cant wait for the world to implode undecided
Family › Re: Court Marriage Without Paying Bride Price by Pootle: 3:23pm On Nov 20, 2023
not possible
Family › Re: Should I Have Collected The Bread From Her Mother? by Pootle: 1:40pm On Nov 20, 2023
period things are expensive you no suppose reject am....next time collect the bread and waybill it to me cheesy
Politics › Re: Major-General Chris Alli (rtd) Is Dead by Pootle: 1:36pm On Nov 20, 2023
was he a chrismus huh
Food › Re: Look At N100 Sugar I Bought Today by Pootle: 9:53am On Nov 18, 2023
25naira per cube angry
Celebrities › Re: Crossdresser Jay Boogie's Kidneys Fail After Failed BBL by Pootle: 9:51am On Nov 18, 2023
trouble sleep wahala go wake am cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea, Man City Face Relegation From EPL After Everton Point Deduction by Pootle: 7:07pm On Nov 17, 2023
cant wait to see city and chelsea play in the championship grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Outlaw Gays, Lesbians & LGBTQ As Extremist Groups (Photos) by Pootle: 6:17pm On Nov 17, 2023
putin my guy cool ika of europe,
Events › Re: Lady Goes Emotional After Seeing Her 6 Months Made Wedding Dress (video) by Pootle: 4:37pm On Nov 17, 2023
for a slacked kpekus undecided
Family › Re: How Will You Respond To This As A Nigerian Mother? by Pootle: 4:35pm On Nov 17, 2023
iammo:
cool



My mom would buy it, only thing I scam her with is education and Religion

I know she knows, we both know na scam I won run



.
hope we no dey share mama, the best thing that ever happen to me na my mama
Politics › Re: Policemen, Immigration Officers Exchange Fire Over Ownership Of Outpost In Borno by Pootle: 4:31pm On Nov 17, 2023
Lanretoye:
what has this got to do with the issue on ground...mtchew
make we know say em brother dey navy
Celebrities › Re: Ronaldo Is My Goat, Not Messi - Wizkid (Video) by Pootle: 1:11pm On Nov 17, 2023
almrion no go like this, obembet no go chop for one week becos of joy
Romance › Re: Bride Walks Up To Me And Whispered In My Ear That I made The Marriage Happen by Pootle: 1:06pm On Nov 17, 2023
lord of match maker cool
Celebrities › Re: Hanks Anuku Cries For Help: "I Have Been Jobless For Years" by Pootle: 1:03pm On Nov 17, 2023
overdrive:
He needs rehab first.
na you dey sell weed for am huh...e get the kind hunger wey dey mak person behave like mad man undecided pray make ur no resh like that especially when you have once attain a reasonable height in life before
Romance › Re: Black Lady Dances & Shows Off Her Aged White Husband (Pics, Video) by Pootle: 5:14pm On Nov 16, 2023
Gadafii:
I doubt if this man can still rise to call of duty, the girl go just Dey help Al spend his money if there is any left sha
great game on all console grin
Celebrities › Re: Panam Percy Paul Survives Car Accident by Pootle: 2:59pm On Nov 16, 2023
LLSAINT:
The enemy thought they had you but forgot your God is the MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
which enemy abi who no go die las las undecided
Family › Re: 4 Weeks After Kano Mass Wedding, Bride Yet To Move To Groom’s House by Pootle: 9:28am On Nov 16, 2023
mass wedding to keep breeding almajiris and beggars littered in major states
Gaming › Re: Is It Worth Buying A PSP In 2023? by Pootle: 9:15am On Nov 16, 2023
Angel55555:
Please your number.
09030867487
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Hosts Comedian Sabinus, Shortcut, Others At His Abuja Mansion, by Pootle: 8:15pm On Nov 15, 2023
[quote author=SavageResponse post=126988647]strong point
Food › Re: Cane Rat Caught With Trap by Pootle: 7:41pm On Nov 15, 2023
release that poor thing back to the wild

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