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Car Talk › Re: As An Experienced Driver, When Slowing Down, Is It Clutch Or Break? by Pootle: 5:46pm On Dec 16, 2022
depend on the speed. on high speed break before clutch, on a very low speed clutch before break
Car Talk › Re: Another Day Another Honda Leg Issue by Pootle: 5:33pm On Dec 16, 2022
tobidipity:
I tell people, this doesn't just happen. The vehicle must have given the owners some signs but trust Nigerians with our ‘I can manage it’ attitude.
no matter the sign you rearly see this happen to toyota cars
Car Talk › Re: What Car Can I Get With 1m by Pootle: 5:30pm On Dec 16, 2022
Peugeot 206...1m to 1.5
Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Kingpin Arrested In India by Pootle: 5:04pm On Dec 16, 2022
idi escobar
Celebrities › Re: Omotayo, Do2dtun Wife Files For Divorce Over Forced Abortion, Domestic Violence by Pootle: 5:00pm On Dec 16, 2022
em resemble person wey go dey beat em wife grin
Family › Re: Have You Ever Cut Off A Family Member by Pootle: 11:34am On Dec 16, 2022
Bethanybethel:
Yes ooo i cut my dad out of my life 9 years ago because he abandoned my mum in her sick bed while he was staying with another woman , he is now sick and weak begging for me to pay for his treatments which i refused I am paying him back for what he has done to my mum . I don’t care if he dies or not and I don’t regret it
shocked
Sports › Re: Jeremiah Johnson: '12-Year-Old' Football Player's Look Shocks Social Media Users by Pootle: 11:11am On Dec 16, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
12 year old dey him face sha....the second picture indicates that he might be 12

And for all those arguing about the goatee

I get eight year old nephew for house...hair full he armpit and dickkk and funny enough he is so coordinated
The only time you will now realize he is really a kid is the constant nickelodeon, nick junior, pbs kids he is always watching
na ancestors you brother or sister born o
Travel › Re: Sunday Emem Becomes The First Driver To Cross The Second Niger Bridge by Pootle: 5:29pm On Dec 15, 2022
coca-cola book of record grin
Crime › Re: Man Caught Disguising As A Woman To Get Nanny Job In Ajah (Pic/Video) by Pootle: 4:26pm On Dec 15, 2022
e get luck say oga no check em yansh undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Cut Off A Very Close Friend Completely? by Pootle: 6:07pm On Dec 14, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
It is hard but there are some things a man got to do ....because some friends dey do pass themselves....



me way one of my guy loose guard in 2016....the guy wake up the morning of the day he want travel to Abuja go meet he boss for huzzle kingdom....he wake up to realize say he laptop nor green on...immediately na im he beg me for my hp laptop( the only laptop when I dey use as at that time unto say man pikin broke)...but i no reason am..i just give am....unto say my kind heart
This guy reach Abuja...good six months he nor collect anything...na so hungry dey beat am...he go dey call me I go dey give am hope..even send am small small money make he take dey support he feeding unto say their boss dey feed them only once in a day..
Oluwa run am for am...na im the guy pick...but the boss percentage too much......I come advice am make he return to Benin city come dey huzzle on he own afterall he don learn some work, tools and format...
The guy enter Benin...before you know it my guy dey collect am steadily...
Surprisingly or rather i shock when this guy start to dey loose guard me....if I call am he nor dey pick and return call...and funny enough the reason I dey call am na make we dey together as we dey do before dey smoke weed and most importantly make he help me tie weed....because as at that time I nor sabi tie weed...and na him introduce me to weed smoking....by constantly tieing it for me....
but the idiot was thinking because he now has a little money that is why am calling him and wanting to be around him
The one that reallly got to me or rather got me annoyed was the day I called him three times and he didn't pick ...from that day I stopped calling him...for one year I didn't call him...when he realize his mistake he called me one day but I managed to picked and we talked but deep down inside me our friendship can never remain the same...I was no longer picking his subsequent calls...I cut am off
And thank God..I can tie weed now....am a professional in weed tieing as am typing now
to weed be the glory...what a weedy testimony grin
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Cut Off A Very Close Friend Completely? by Pootle: 5:22pm On Dec 14, 2022
Urheadmaster:
I had to cutoff my bosom friend for fucking my sister tongue








But to my greatest surprise.

They are now husband and wife blessed with 3 wonderful kids tongue
:ou dont mean it grin
Nairaland General › Re: I Just Killed This Snake In My Room. by Pootle: 4:55pm On Dec 14, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool What a MIRACULOUS way the Lord can bring food to our table...


Na confirm PEPPER SOUP de look u so ooooo!


Make sure say u prepare better PEPPER SOUP, make sure say PEPPER plenty inside..


Abeg send location..


Na to press all my WEED together and JAZZ in ur area..


Arrange better HOT GIN to use step TINZ DOWN..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
yo fish where have u been...missed u menh
Family › Re: Nonuplets: 27-year-old Halima Cisse Returns To Mali (photos) by Pootle: 4:53pm On Dec 14, 2022
ok na...more blessing grin
Health › Re: How Much Do Doctors Earn In Nigeria? by Pootle: 10:50am On Dec 14, 2022
specify on the doctor you talking about, witch doctor, traditional doctor, local doctor, medical doctor etc all are doctors
Food › Re: See What I Bought For Just Fifty Thousand Naira(photo) by Pootle: 10:42am On Dec 14, 2022
God1000:
Nigeria is completely messed up under this buhari led APC government. Ordinary Garri is expensive

So many families will not celebrate this Christmas because of economic hardship, how do you expect the right thinking nigerians to vote for the same party that has impoverished them.

Enough of suffering and smiling.

Nigerians are facing existential crisis now, some have committed suicide under this government

This is crime against humanity.
garri is no longer ordinary hav u seen the garri advert?
Events › Re: Lady’s Wig Catches Fire While Dancing With Her Birthday Cake (video) by Pootle: 10:40am On Dec 14, 2022
like this news grin
Romance › Re: Man Celebrates His Girlfriend Who Returned N75,000 Sent By A Male Admirer by Pootle: 10:34am On Dec 14, 2022
no be she sent the account number undecided
Family › Re: How Will You Feel If Your Girlfriend Takes A Bath With Her Brother by Pootle: 12:08pm On Dec 13, 2022
wrong to the core...the world jus getting extremely crazier undecided
Politics › Re: Abdulkarim Lawan: Deploy Troops To LGAs Controlled By Boko Haram In Borno by Pootle: 3:28pm On Dec 10, 2022
Wiseandtrue:
grin grin grin grin make I shock una, election go still hold for there self grin grin

When it comes to the real terrorists, his lackeys aka bokoharam, Fulani herdsmen, ISWAP... BuhaRI is usually clueless

He won't even allow you to label them terrorists, he is protective of them grin grin grin

Na sit-at-home be him headache grin grin grin

BUA just dey donate to the ARMY to dey kill civilians exercising their rights just because of his business interest!

God dey see all of una, the truth cannot stay hidden for long grin grin
nna God no see anything na urna hand everything dey.
Nairaland General › Re: If You Are Thinking That Your Life Is Hard, Check This Picture And Think Again by Pootle: 10:38am On Dec 10, 2022
life can never be balance even Elon Musk still got problems and serious issues he deals with...jus be contempt with what you have, and aspire for the best and not for greed
Christianity Etc › Re: I Was Tempted In The Church $$, And I Did This. by Pootle: 10:29am On Dec 10, 2022
Oyiboman69:
Dollar in a naira environment....
yeye dey smell abi grin grin....but e dey happen sha cool
Christianity Etc › Re: I Was Tempted In The Church $$, And I Did This. by Pootle: 10:17am On Dec 10, 2022
Etuagievin:
What peace will you have without God?
a lot bro...
Christianity Etc › Re: I Was Tempted In The Church $$, And I Did This. by Pootle: 10:12am On Dec 10, 2022
you are what you believe...unfortunately your pastor will continue to live large while you wont be able to afford a phone of your choice because he has successfully brainwashed you.

know this only you can determine what is right or wrong,
Christianity Etc › Re: I Was Tempted In The Church $$, And I Did This. by Pootle: 10:07am On Dec 10, 2022
EnemyofGod22:
God and satan doesn't exist.







Know this and have peace of mind.
no mind am the pastor will continue to enrich his pocket
Politics › Re: 85-Year-Old Obasanjo Jumps Off A High Podium At An Event (Video) by Pootle: 10:01am On Dec 10, 2022
obj is a retired military man
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sam Brinton Accused Of Stealing (Pics) by Pootle: 9:15am On Dec 10, 2022
Septagon:
hard copies are very hard to see.except u print them from softcopies
wont be cool for my physical lil library
Romance › Re: Lady Allegedly Turns Into Cow After Her Husband Caught Her Cheating (Video) by Pootle: 9:10am On Dec 10, 2022
wiseone28:
Should we now call her Cowgirl?
grin grin reverse cowgirl grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Lady Allegedly Turns Into Cow After Her Husband Caught Her Cheating (Video) by Pootle: 9:07am On Dec 10, 2022
lies...remove the cloth undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sam Brinton Accused Of Stealing (Pics) by Pootle: 8:52am On Dec 10, 2022
Septagon:
soft
can you get the hard copy pls if u can will pay for the incontinences
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sam Brinton Accused Of Stealing (Pics) by Pootle: 6:15pm On Dec 09, 2022
Septagon:
F,cking disgusting


Hadley Chase available
in hard or soft copy boss
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Salary Range Can Make You Remain In Nigeria? by Pootle: 5:26pm On Dec 09, 2022
the problem of nigerians is contentment, and we lack that in this country. greed, selfishness, and wickedness has eating so deep in us.

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