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SUPERPACK:
I blame GEJ for our bad economy,

That's what useless APC like you keep saying. Did you actually read the post very well? "Since after civil war", things have never been worse than it is now in the country.
My question is...


Is GEJ the only past president who has ever handed over to someone? Some past presidents met the country worse than buhari met it but it didn't take them 6 months to fix things. GEJ's administration was never bad but even if it was bad as you the gullible APC supporters claim, we have had worse yet the successors always handle things, so let Buhari handle things.

repogirl:
Why is it that when the woman wants the marriage dissolved due to infidelity, the courts would advice they resolve the matter but if it's the man with the same allegations, they will be quick to dissolve it ? Why?

Cus we are men

Yoruba people sef....

No. 4 should be made known to girls.


Meanwhile, you didn't meantion se.x, is it also a misconception

Please, is this budget 2016 or 2016/2017 budget

Mother.....

Those who still have their mothers alive don't know what they have.

Am a living witness, when my mother was alive, our family was so united even when everybody is married except me, now that our mother is gone, everybody is on his or her own, peace, love and unity have eluded our family. I suffer this most as the last in the family. I really understand what these people are passing through.

Oh mother...

tgmservice:
They don chop their money finish. With the rate people chop bet money nowadays in my area I see many betting companies closing down. One of my neighbors won 6million with 10K in 1960bet recently

My brother, let this not be true cus I stil have some cash in my merrybet account and I also stil have a very nice running slip which started since thursday and there is no red yet the last time I checked.

Congrats to ur frnd, I wil win such amount this week.

All d games I planned to play yesterday, I cldnt play them, pls they shld fix this problem o.

Since yesterday evening, merrybet has been having some issues with their site by saying "error" or site offline. Please, is any other person expriencing this or is it only me?

Today marks my birthday and I dedicate it to all my lovely friends on nairaland. I need someone to celebrate it with. Simply wish me happy birthday via text or whatsapp via 08023960959. Thanks

How I wish tomorrow was 2019 so that we would vote these idiots out of power!

All these acts are just for a link to know if they will connect GEJ to any crime but they won't see any.

Happy new year Mr. Colonel

Buhari.....a comedian!!

Lions and lionesses......that's UNN for you.

DouchessPunkyII:


That's why there's something called a quickie. Variety is the spice of life. Nobody wants marathon sex all the time, it's boring & tiring. Try give her a remix & a shorter rendition sometimes

U are d only one who has made sense here...thanks

Nairaland guys always comment without knowing if they are wrong or right or making research. Am not a learner when it comes to sex or romance or how to bring out pleasures in a girl.

Before we got close, she used to do some naughty things with me on phone, I easily got her wet and moaning even through phone, she used to discus some naughty things with me, gradually she couldnt hold it and we dicided to make it real.

I thought she would actually be same naughty as she always be while chatting and on phone but to my greatest surprise, she hates long sex and always complains that I last long. Yes, I always try to last long during sex because I thought you should satisfy your girl in bed. I have seen many girls who complain that their men dont last in bed and when I notice I can atleast last in bed, I assume my girl friend would be among the happiest girls but now the reserve is the case. She seems to avoid sex with me and even whenever she manages to have it with me, she will try to make me stop or lose the mood when she has climaxed and I dont seem to be happy or enjoy having with her.

Am always romantic, soft and gentle with her to know if she can atleast last longer but none of these seems to work. I cant say I love sex but every normal human being should atleast love sex and we all need it. Dont know what to do, how I wish i could have someone that loves long sex...

Sorry for expressing myself publicly, its just how I feel.

petkruz:
He's the most handsome man in the world
South Korean actor Lee min-ho
He featured in city hunters,boys over flower,personal taste,the heirs, faith etc.Gosh those beautiful eyes

Dear, dnt mind those throwing negative words, express ur feelings wen u feel it, its ur right

There are a few things which almost every woman wishes men did more of in bed and we will treat them here.

1. Give her an or gasm before real s e x starts
For some women, getting an orgasm before the very act commences is one of the greatest turn ons they can ever get. And this is by far the biggest thing women wish their men did more of in bed.
And sadly, most men don't even try to explore this as they are always in a hurry to stick it inside and hump away. They clumsily plow straight to intercourse as fast as possible without taking time to engage in serious pre-intimacy. Their idea of pre-intimacy usually consists of a few minutes of obligatory kissing, followed by another few minutes of obligatory breast stimulation, and their ultimate goal of intercourse is reached. No woman wants this; it is as simple as that!
If you can give your wife an orgasm before you penetrate her, then it's guaranteed to be good sex in her book, even if you don't last as long as you'd like. And on top of this, giving her an orgasm will make her more responsive and much more likely to have another orgasm during intercourse. Sex becomes better for you, and for her.
 

2. PAY ATTENTION TO NON-OBVIOUS EROGENOUS ZONES IN HER BODY:
Most men, and I mean quite a large number of men, only pay attention to the obvious spots on a woman's body when trying to give her sexual pleasure. Spots like the breasts, clitoris and center of gravity are often attacked with the erroneous belief that this will set her in the right mood. But women don't want men to only pay attention to these spots as they want you to pay attention to their whole body.
Research has shown that there are 16 other hidden erogenous zones on a woman's body which can give her pleasure, and which can actually make her more sensitive to vaginal stimulation.
Look for these hidden zones on her body and spend quality time working on them and she will be screaming your name in pleasure.
 

3. LASTING LONGER IN BED:
Most women don't mind if you don't last that long in bed, as long as you're good with your fingers, because you will adequately compensate her by working your magic fingers appropriately and in the right places.
But women hate it when a man shoots off too soon because it prevents them from having orgasms. How would you feel if a woman got you close to an orgasm, then all of a sudden stopped, rolled over, and went to sleep?
You need to know how to last 30 minutes in bed at the minimum but if you really want to drive you woman wild, then you should learn how to last over an hour in bed. And of course, you can have a quickie once in a while, but most of the time, women will need a minimum of 30 minutes of intercourse to have multiple orgasms.
And by lasting longer in bed, it includes all the works, the finger works, the cunnilingus, the MouthAction, the romance and above all, the actual sex itself.
 

4. TEASE HER UNTIL SHE BEGS FOR IT:
Again, it is no gain saying that most men do not spend time doing the ground work before the sex begins. They just plow forwards directly to his goal of intercourse with no finesse, just doing the minimum necessary to get to penetration.
But what women want is for you to build up to a sexual action with teasing until she's practically begging you for it. And when you finally give in to her, she will be grateful to you all the time.
For example, with MouthAction, most men just dive right in. What would turn her on much more is if you kiss up her inner thighs, and breathe warmly on her vagina. Then, so lightly she can barely feel it, run your tongue over her clitoris.
Do this until she's pleading with you to give her more and then give her the gratification. She'll enjoy it about a hundred times more.
 

5. MORE ORAL PLEASE:
A typical Nigerian man wants his woman to give him the mind blowing Mouth Action but they would be taken aback if their women asks them to go down on her.
Hey, do you remember the saying of doing to others what you would want them to do to you? If your woman can give you a Mouth Action, I see no reason for you not to replicate same. If you know how to do it right, giving her MouthAction is the fastest and easiest way to give her orgasms.
Once you make her come through MouthAction, she'll be much more responsive during the real intercourse, and much more likely to go down on you. Give your woman plenty of MouthAction, and she will love you for it.


6. TURN HER ON WITH WORDS OF MOUTH:
Women are sensitive beings and they like to hear what you men call sweet nonsense. There is no woman who does not like being complemented and told those sweet things but most men are afraid to say anything or make any noise in bed because they're afraid the woman will think they're cheesy or weird.
But if they were privy to private female conversations, they would know the exact opposite is true. A woman gets bored with a man who is completely silent in bed, because she doesn't know whether or not he's even enjoying it.
It's a complete turn-off. Women want their men to tell them they are actually enjoying what they do with her. Think about it: would you be turned on more by a woman who lay there as silent and still as a corpse, or a woman who is screaming your name in pleasure and telling you she loved your cock?
You need to learn how to be vocal in bed, and how to turn a woman on through sexual talk.
 

7. USE SEXUAL EYE CONTACT MORE:
Have you ever had an orgasm while looking into your woman's eyes the entire time? It is one of the most intensely pleasurable experiences you can have. The sexual eye contact heightens the feelings of pleasure and connection beyond anything I can describe in words.
And any woman who has experienced this before craves for more of it. Avoid the typical routine of turning off all the lights and just grunting and pounding away in the dark. Start to work some eye contact into your sexual encounters, and see how much it turns her on. Of course, you have to learn how to do this in the right way but once you do, she'll love it.
  

8. PAY ATTENTION TO HER AFTER SEX:
Some men just turn their back on their women after sex and in twinkle, they are snoring off. Nothing is more killing than this. After sex, a woman is completely open and vulnerable to you. Most guys squander this time by ignoring her after sex, or by just going to sleep.
Women don't 'come down' from sexual pleasure as quickly as men though, so she's going to want you to hold her and be close to her while she does. Believe me, she'll enjoy sex much more if you just spend a few minutes doing this.
Plus, what most guys don't know is that after sex is the best time to strengthen her sexual bond to you, so that she wants to have sex more in the future. If you're doing the right things here, you'll never have to beg and plead for sex because her sexual bond to you will be so strong she'll be eager for sex whenever you want it.

9. GET HER TO PERFORM FOR YOU:
Men are obsessed with putting in a good performance in bed. And to some extent, this is not a bad thing because you do want to give her sexual pleasure and orgasms. But if you need to be performing for her all the time, then this can be a big turn-off for her. She wants a guy who can also set up situations where she can perform for him.
For example, almost all women love giving blow jobs if the guy can get her thinking about them the right way. And if you can get her to perform for you like this, it'll be a huge sexual thrill to her. Think about the rush you get from giving her a huge orgasm - this is what she'll experience if you know how to bypass her inhibitions and get her to perform for you in bed.

10. LEARN HOW TO GIVE HER ORGASMS:
Finally, be concerned about her orgasm and this is very important for her ego and your over all sex life.
By combining all the steps I have highlighted, you will soon have your woman screaming her head off in bed.

Cc: Lalasticlala

Why won't pdp senators be allowed to ask amaechi questions durin his screening, are they not part of nigeria senators or what? What kind of intimidation is apc imposing on pdp sef? I just hate amaechi.

I hate amaechi sooooooooooo much.

What about u (Amaechi) that helped in voting goodluck in and now took part in voting him out? Go and sit down!!

How did you know op?

Plase, can someone hear word or drink water and keep cup over this ministerial lists and screening? I think its about time seun created a ministerial section on nairaland.

lacastar:
Wc ntwk do u want ?
also write out d 1st 11 digit of ur IMEI (check IMEI wit *#06#)

I said any ntwork you know. And has IMEI gotto do with data subscription?

Please those of you who are using samsung tabs, could you kindly help me on how you subscribe for its data please? You can share that of any network. Thanks

Who are those in 2nd pic please?

[quote author=oluwaSmith1 post=38817336][/quote]Same people you hate, you are using their language (ntor) to communicate.

oluwaSmith1:
Those people. Last time i checked, they are agitating for their own nation. They allow us to drink water drop cup abeg.

SHUT UP!!