₦airaland Forum

A funny but shameful news spread across the University environment this evening.

An unidentified female student was reported to have been rushed to the University of Nigeria Medical Centre after the cucumber with which she was “doing” herself got stuck and broke inside her private part. The shameless girl spotted that her roommates were not in and decided to do “a quick one” with cucumber but cried out when the fruit got stuck in her “thing” and she started bleeding profusely. She was immediately rushed to the Medical Centre to get attention from Doctors. She was told by the doctors to provide her parents contact before she could be operated on but she refused and ran away.

As at now, the identity of the girl has not been revealed.

It is indeed embarrassing to learn that our girls have degenerated to this level of moral laxity.

UNN boys, where una dey?

gabazin080:
so where is the help or advice in this poo u just spitted out

gabazin080:
am always distracted in church. Especially when the service is taking too long to end and I have a game I want to go and play and it's going to start soon. sex is another thing, am always distracted when am expecting a babe especially when sex is sure. Even when its not yet time for the babe to come. Always thinking of how it's gonna be right from church.
Let's say am always distracted in church by many things I can't mention here.
help! How do I stay focused in church

lawal28c:
if 2 say delta state was nt mentioned I 4 no talk....illitrate like u

segtak25:
source : http://streetgist.com/things-you-need-to-know-about-bvn/

naija1stpikin:
Here is link
https://www.nairaland.com/2408599/mr-nairaland-contest-2015-final#35200119

dedugbaa:
I sympathize with you on this dilemma.Since your father is AC , your assumed mum is AA and you SC. Am sorry to inform you The only possible offspring of such union are AA and AC .You are definitely not the biological son of the wife of your dad. Since your share similar allele of C with your dad and seems to share facial resemblance ask him about your biological mum is most like your biological dad. Otherwise go for DNA test Contact DR Taiwo or Dr Minari of Cell biology and genetics department of Unilag.Such cases are routinely handled mind you,you might need professional counselling.
Am a postgraduate alumni of CBG UNILAG.

donefezy:
Bros plz which course did you study.Cos only you understood what's wrong with her genotype

Chi59:
My dear Leem4, just like Pope22, simplyaroy and some others mentioned, your genotype could be as a result of a genetic mutation(i'm not a doc).
I'll advice that you take it in good faith, and hope and pray for the best. God can and will heal. Just avoid stress, make sure you are well hydrated, protect yourself from the extremes of both temperatures, take your meds and pls, don't forget to smile.
We'll make it through, my warrior sister.

Leem4:
[b]i was born in the mid 90s. At birth i am a very healthy child according to my mum and relatives. My mum said, she can count the number's of time she took to the hospital.
It all started, when i am six years old, i started having crises. Majorly rheumatic pains in my body.
When these become convesant, our doctor told my, parent to carry out genotype test on me. As per the result of the test, i am SC. Since i am young, i dont have the knowlegde nor understanding about these.
Some month ago, a program is being aired in regards to advice to youth, base on genotype.
Then i voiced out to my parent, that as an literate , WHY did they get married to each other when they knew they will give bith to SS. WHY did they give birth to me to make me suffer. WHY do i have to live my life like these always, (they dont allow me to get involve in many activities ). As the conversation ensued, my mum said, during her time, the awareness level is low, and people dont even mind it.
Six years ago, for rougly two years, i didnt go the hospital, talkless of having crises. Am very healthy, but since last year, the crises and many health issue erupt again.
We relocated, then we changed our hospital, the doc the said my parents and i should go for genotype test and blood group test.
THIS is where the problem lie's, my mum is AA and my dad is AC. Regarding to the bloog group test, all of us are A+. With my little, knowledge, about genetics, if AA and AC is cross breed, they will give rise to AA AC AA AA. And they are both A+ they will give birth to A+. When i showed my mum these mistake, he told my dad, then we went to another hospital to retake the test which is still the same.
Now my question is this possible,? Is there any scientific backing about these, or are the not my parent, but i have physical resemblance to my dad.
Please i need your answer's
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nwaanambra1:
point of correction, there is no village in Anambra state and all the roads are nylon tared with two side drainage though majority of the roads are constructed by individuals.

Anambra amaka!

mildteddy:
Rubbish! You better go and find something better to do with your time than starting a family quarrel here. 3 words for you though "we know better".

Mortiple:
You are an hedioot!!
Where in Imo and Enugu have you been to?! Local village trader!!!
For your information, Enugu State has the best road network in Igbo land followed by Imo State.
People are here mourning over the death of a young man who towed a destructive path out of greed for material things; a young man who succeeded in giving Ndigbo and the entire Nigeria a bad image, and you are here talking nonsense.
It is even appalling that his shameless family went ahead to print an obituary poster for him. What a disgrace!!!

247notire:
Stupid comment... Nairaland sef don tire me... How can u say this? hw many places hv u been to in those states? oponu oshi... Stupid comment... Nairaland sef don tire me... How can u say this? hw many places hv u been to in those states? oponu oshi...

overdrive:
i beg ur pardon enugu equally has good road network.

biaka1994:
Please I just need your advice or advices which ever of them. I met my husband in 2013 things were going on well and sweet. We normally make love almost every minute of the day so much dat I got used to it. When we got married and I got pregnant my husband became so cold towards sex I thought maybe he was scared of my pregnancy. Some times i'll have to beg him to make love to me. After much begging he'll reluctantly do it. I gave birth and I thought things would change but it's all the same. I keep begging and begging I have just decided to be myself and take my mind of it. The only person I talk to is his cousin and have become so close to him that am beginning to lust after him he is married tho but he lives close to us. Just this evening I nearly kissed him and I felt so embarrassed. Please guys help me it's Getting out of hand. What do I do? Please no bashing we all are humans and we do silly things atimes.




Cc: Lalasticlala

tiger28:
What yeye contract is this? I can produce a 30 mins show on PUBLIC ACCESS TV for nothing. Did they mention which TV network will be broadcasting it? NO!! Gullible Nigerians , I am most sure it's a FREE tv program. People that live in the US will understand what I mean. IF a major contract was signed why wasn't the TV network mentioned? Is it fox,NBC, WB etcno!

Pangea:
100 per day?

Chai!
All liars will go to hell o!