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IAMBREEZY: Am gonna get my bodyguards to beat shiit øutta him.

joeydozzy: don't worry, you just have 279 topics to go. You'll make 1000 topics before the end of summer

Just open another one tomorrow on how he likes you choking

Danhumprey: Hey,sweerie,what's up? I think I have a crush on you.

Danhumprey: See that short man wey resemble Adaobi's lastborn!

Dovahkiin: Dear Ex,

Your tits were too huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ,i never cld figure out what to do with them , get them reduced , thanks for the lovely memories

Yours in Earnest Dovahkiin

oxygen25: I have always been seeing this 'letter to my future wife/husband/unborn child etc', but I have never seen this 'letter to my ex'.

I think it will be fun, mine first:

Dear Ex,

I regret the day we met, the years we spent together, and I thank God for the day we parted ways, the day we met, I thought you were the most beautiful, infact I said that to you, but it wasn't true, your successor will be the most pretty/wonderful lady I will ever know (hope she doesn't Zap up too o), I never knew I did meet a monster that day, your stupid love struck me and turned me to mumu, my last kobo was used to buy coke and a plate of rice for a glutton (you), meanwhile I went home to suck garri and ten naira groundnut. Chai! I don suffer.

Then we started dating, the years we spent together were the worst years of my life, the little change that I was getting as pocket money was spent on frivolous things because of you, I became a bad miser to friends and even my siblings cos of you, when ever I go to market to buy things, I (as you don turn my head to coconut head) must to buy yours, while all you ever gave to me was a singlet and a boxers. Haaa! Iya je mi o! I can still picture myself eating rice and stew in a nylon like a dog because of you. With all that, I never knew I was a spare tyre to you, that my blindfolded eyes could not see that you were going out with someone else. Kai, God dey.

When my eyes opened, I did cut d relationship, but only God knows what you did to me, I was still dying to get you back, I begged, cried, and did all sought of things, but you said NO (make una see as I mumu reach o), I still spent a lot to make things work back, but all efforts were futile. Believe me, I wasn't myself for many months. Then, I gave up.

God! I wasted my time and money un-necessarily on you right from the day we met till days after we parted ways. But thank God I left you. I now have my life back, I need to tell you that you never did impact my life except the singlet and boxers. O ma se o!

With all that, I still wish you well in your future endeavours, and I pray I don't ever set my eyes on you in the future.

Your Ex.

Oya, let's read yours too.
PS. God fit punish you, if you read this and you no put yours down o

Brimmie: [size=20]When I Just Start Dey Fast!? Devil At Work![/size]

angel TI: And the marriage obssessed peeps don locate this thread o. when r u guyz gettin married too?

dabrake: Your end is near.

dabrake: I'm telling you sister.
Thank God I'm an arsenal fan. I can withstand any heart break.

lyfe: It is high time I stopped talking to that Fante chic. I can nefa efa affoid all these.

I would rather go for the KrOBO, the Ghanaian version of the Calabars. the name itself speaks volume.