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..Pleas advise! [/quote]

Welcome

Abu Mikey: Thanks Missy!





Are you Ghanian??

So singles can dish out advise too

ninz: Well, of course there are exceptions to every rule.

It's a lie,it an analysis made based on common traits of each tribe.
Eg.The gas dont like working hence they tend to procreate more thus the need for the white cloth and they love to dance to that favourite tune gbalagazaa.They have those big yansh that can crush you when it accidentally hits u and they shake it like no man's business anytime they hear that song play
2.The Ashanti's are like the ibos.They are business oriented,like to travel and brag like nobody's business.
3.The Fanti's are mostly scholars and like all this white collar jobs.Their mouth sweet them well well.They dont mind adding all the vegetables u knw,sausage,corned beef,chicken,gizzard to egg just to fry.
4.The Krobo's are like the calabar women.I think they even Bleep better than the calabar women and cannt just be faithful in a marriage(It takes the grace of God)but they make good lovers.
5.The Kwahu's are just like the Ashantis.Business oriented ppl,travelling things and they celebrate easter as a festival since they dont have any festival.
6.The Akwapims are the calmest of all.They talk less and are considered the most respectful tribe in Ghana.

Abu Mikey: Otumfor come confirm this real matter o!

Tell her to join the convent atleast with that one the parents will back off

Laughed really hard till there were tears in my eyes.All u said was true but most wont appreciate it because they wont understand sm of the terms.

True talk

Newnas: you go dey load gun, another guy go they fire...haha, u fuel car another person dey drive haha.... If u get big stuff, no money and u meet rich girl beta 4 for, she go waste money for ur head and still last longer with am.. But small zip large wallet, ur are less better than atm machine, and the best she can do is get a vibrator

This is what i call marriage

virgin ice: DearFutureHusband,
You should come and learn from my parent ow dey treat eachoda....

My dad is not d best dad but e is d best tin dat eva apnd to my mum

MY mum is not perfect, she doesnt know ow to cook d way I do buh u should sEe my popc leaking plates, You will salivate for wat e is eating.

My mum don't joke wit her sleep buh u shud see my parent watch football togeda @ 10pm!!!

My parents can argue! God der argument can drive u nuts buh wen dey come out from der room, u wl b SHOCKED @ d way dey r giggling after d argument.

I am not saying dey r perfect buh dey r perfect for one anoda...

#Be my perfect match

So even when you are in a abusive relationship or u guys are not compatible u just stay becos u understand relationship abi?

ninz: I beg to disagree.
If the 'single' understood relationships that well and knew the value of sacrifice, perseverance and forgiveness, 'single' wouldn't have been a status.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-][/quote] y u dey vex now?U asked abt what we have to say abt urs and i said smthing

Single doesnt mean the person has never been in a relationship.they are sm ppl who are very experienced in relationships but have decided to give themselves break from relationships and hence their current title "single" so singles can advice those in relationships.

U need a bottle of alomo to pronounce this one ooo.
Temoshimikaari

No forming things.Na to hug him with all the strenght i have and tell him i like him.

What are u waiting for?
Just forget what ppl will say brave up and walk out.

Ur own wey e be like Teacher's broken chalk[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...I wonder what Nairaland females are sayin about mine![/quote]

I make the move and smtimes i ask(that is if we are not on talking terms).Men shdnt be the only ones doing all the action.

grandlexuz: Popowaa, my problem is do you reach out to kiss your man or you always expect him to make the first move. Come to think of it, m woman has never made the first kissing move..OMG...lol

Mynd i see you as a very matured person and that is one reason i like you so in situation like this although they might be very wrong and be fussing about nothing i think you should just apologise as this might help calm them down a bit.As a leader you might smtimes have to humble urself to listen to the views and corncerns of ur ppl.Sm might be nonsense and there might be sm wisdom in sm too.Pls dont just veiw address their issues and explain to them y they were banned although sm might knw y in the depth of their hearts.

Lol

k2039: You must be high on weed, I expect you to be crushing on me, not him. he has too many enemies and that's not good for your health.

Abeg oo,Pls dont pull out.
Where is Mynd sef?[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Please, since I'm pulling out of the Nairaland story. You can exclude me as you plan for the next round.

Thanks.[/quote]

Y wont u update?It's Mynd u are angry at and not us your readers.U guys shd address this issue but dont keep ur readers waiting cos by the time u decide to back off u might have lost ur readers.
I will also advise you get more writers to back u up cos all i see is just 4 or 5 writers and i wish you all the best in ur protest against my one and only nairaland crush Mynd44.

Lmfao

jackbauersballs: Davido's babe all the way

Wizkid's babe is only a step away from deeperlife

See "Gobe"!!!!
I'm sure davido's gf has a PHD in packaging.She is damn hawtttttttt.

U mistook the cry of the baby as laugh just appease urself.

So wetin u wan make we do?
Carry am put am for back or yansh?mitchweeeeee

*falls from Effiel tower*

Tolexander: Seems the lady doesn't really stay long in nigeria cos if it is the typical nigerian girls, what they will buy is the singlet and boxer.

And what is stopping u now?