Airforce1: D'banj looks like a thief in that picture

Yes, he should be disciplined for stealing your common sense.....and the good looks you obviously wish you had.

sleekcm:

Body cream won't do him much good so long as he eats right. And as per 'our skin looking dry', try another line.

It wasn't a line, it's a fact.
Eating right won't stop the dryness if you're depriving your body of moisture

Who cares?

Lol how did Borno escape this brand?

Policewoman: GET A WIFE AND YOUR PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED.

Madam, isn't that what we're trying to help him get?
You think he wouldn't have bought one in Aba market if he could?

sleekcm: @Afam4ever, men don't use body cream or wear necklaces, unless you are woman in a man's body.

As for the rest of your post, if you are quite loaded, hit any top shopping mall/supermarket and shop till you drop.

If you are really a computer geek what to buy/style shouldn't be a problem. You've got the internet mate!

And thatz why una skin dry like pig leather

Very Unattractive

[size=18pt]Lagos is a State..........[/size]



With that said, why aren't any Mexican cities listed?

If a geek is foine, trust moi, he won't be overlooked by the ladies.

Nobody wants un ugly geek

That's what happens over here
Jeez, everyone na mommy and daddy grandma grandpa etc, not even uncle/aunty.
At one time, I had to let my mom know I was uncomfortable with the mommy/daddy bullshit
She doesn't even care anymore
I only have one mommy and one daddy please.
And some would even get angry cuz I called them aunty and uncle, lol wtf?
I had to shift away from these people during my college years
Nowadays, no one even comes to me with any Nigerian cultural BS (I still kneel down when I greet tho )
Even dem know I stopped giving a fcukkkk lol
Rub me the wrong way and I end all ties, period. Nansense
You're a family friend, not my friend

I'll never teach any of my children these bullshid
Annoying Nigerians.....cant stand them

No, mr ibu looks better

CFCfan: Jacob Zuma is one 'robust' President.

Dude makes GEJ look like Mr. July

cumpaddre: shut d Bleep up. Bloody yoriba coward

Comnig from an ibo coward, all I can do is laugh. lol

GeneralJ: i wonder what all these people with hidden post said??, i can't imagine any tribalistic post, so what did they said?

They said "gbagaun"

Wow!!

Simply beautiful

Is virginity really an option or is it a lack of opportunity?

Onila, is this you?

Picture #6

blink182: What school did you attend? You are a disgrace to your english teachers.

For your info, she did strike a pose and no one said anything about a striking picture.

Lmaoooooooooooo

DAY11.:
OMG!.. See dat woman front

Na grandmother bosoms be that o

It's hard to believe that that woman n Yoruba attire(Alakia: richest black woman) is in her 60s

Fountain of youth

Coldfeet: Are you okay? Why would you refer to a human being created by God! Someone's wife and mother as whale? you think u are perfect? Comments like this amaze me! Is it meant to be funny?

Obesity complications dont discriminate.
Hope you aren't blocking someone's sunlight with that rice bag you call bakassi

SpicyMimi:
U called that little Are u kiddn me or somfn? Btw lil or not...its a slutty act to xpose one's boobs to d world! Am bursty, I dnt do it...nd wen I dress I stil get all d attention in d world...u dnt need to shove U̶̲̥̅̊я sexiness on pple's face by force, let them Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ it widout u even xposing U̶̲̥̅̊я body! That's called sexy with class! *winks*

Please go and siddon jor
Why won't I show what Obatala gave me before my pikins starting sucking the air out of it
Usually it's girls without boobs that type this shoit
No one is asking you to let your nipp les hang out

Who is Anita again?

This story keeps getting thicker and dirtier

dayokanu:

Some education would benefit you in a lot of ways.

Its easy to spot Alaba "markate" posters on here

Lmaooooo

Van snickers:



That was harsh bro.

Very harsh

I'll let that one go

naijababe: Which kain name be Hycinth for a dude? E be flower?

Thank you.
I don google the name for its Nigerian meaning, I no find am
Thought I was the only one

Van snickers:

My husband.....after watching G.I Joe, no one will ever come between me and The Rock.

Idowuogbo:
Roftlmao!! U go fear African Rapunzel na

Lol I need to n follow this head for real

drnairalov:

now babe ya pretty no doubt u'd be among d top 10 in Nairaland...dodges slap, dodges blow, fork,dodges pant,dodges pot.....yeeee!! mogbe Nairaland i was joking pls

Lmaoooo una too dey evil for this thread

Idowuogbo:
Ex make up joor! na d weave mehn... Jeez!

Dont hate on Nigeria's Pocahunter

Idowuogbo:
Are u drunk?

She's cute
It's just her lack of makeup that puts her at a disadvantage

CFCfan:

Zik was actually born in Zungeru, Niger State.

Lol that dude is an uneducated buffoon.
Forget that one.