culf:



A man that gives you his spare key may not be a saint but he is sure a good, trustworthy partner.

Fiscus105:


You are not man enough, I smell you are playing 2nd fiddle in that relationship.

sisisioge:




I really dont know if its appropriate to reiterate that we attract who we are .

PrimadonnaO:


Yup. Plus I hate sneaking up on people... or putting myself or anyone in an awkward situation.

dimeji248:


� what should I done that situation?

Bluezy13:

I hope your write-up makes sense to you.

SmellySperm:
back then during school days,my bae visited unannounced.
I swear she got served what she craved for..

it was too late at night they both refused to go till morning. they both slept on bed while i slept on the cold tile

I sha miss "Mora"

culf:



no need sneaking up on him, he is a good man. Try not to betray him

airminem:
What dah fvck are you sayin Please be comprehensive in your english.

CandyOps:


Reading this literally gave me a migraine. Damn niggah! you skipped lotta English classes or what, bro?

PrimadonnaO:

Lol. Okay.

Babymuchendu:
my experience is not all that good but after the visit we broke up,,, i took a flight from Enugu to Abuja and came back with night bus .
love is wicked as they say but he has a son from his babe mama but want me back me i no want again,, we do chat he even visit Enugu last year was so busy than that i could not see him

Bluezy13:

I hope your write-up makes sense to you.

blackboy:
Only a learner will always announce when he or she is coming. A big time learner and slow poke.
Always used this strategy and it works big time. Gives me the answers I need. Move on or stick with her. Never regretted it. Dont waste your life , time , years in a useless relationship.
Even I will say I'm not coming this period. I'm away. Even when im at her door talking to her im at home where are you? I always love the results. I cant be a fool.

sisisioge:




I really dont know if its appropriate to reiterate that we attract who we are .

Babymuchendu:
my experience is not all that good but after the visit we broke up,,, i took a flight from Enugu to Abuja and came back with night bus .
love is wicked as they say but he has a son from his babe mama but want me back me i no want again,, we do chat he even visit Enugu last year was so busy than that i could not see him

KefeeBRIGHT91:

...english died here!

SmellySperm:

hello babes...been awhile, where have you been?

Twoclans:

Sneaking around

Orubebe01:
Give us the full gist

Kholar211:
Back in uni days, shortly after I defend my project in February; a day to valentine.

I couldn't celebrate the day with her coz I went to school 2 days earlier. I return to my base few days after valentine, this said night, I went to her house ( tho we live close to each other about 1500m dist) on getting there her phone is completely dead and there's was no light everywhere, unfortunately for her we on generator earlier before the normal time in the night when there's no power supply.

To save much talk o, I took her phone so I can transfer some movies.. then I realized the phone is dead, I asked if I could help her charge the phone since we on generator, she agreed!

Boom! When I got home, I charge the phone for some minutes, now I'm ready to transfer those movies.

As usual, guy man will always be guy man. I went straight to her whatsapp o, my brother, wetin my eyes see my mouth no fit close again. My babe dey beg another man make him com take her out for valentine and guy declined. Only this time she came up with this unique and tempting offer a guy would hardly reject, she told the guy to guess what she has for him on that special day of Valentine.. and the offer is.. I don't know the best way to say this but let me just say she offered the guy pack of condoms so they can have more than enough knacking. Ewo!

I think the guy couldn't reject such heartwarming offer. So I don't know if she later went to be with him all day coz they never talked if they guys accepted her to come over.

Further more in their dark business where I was the sole proprietorship of the black market. Aftermath, in the evening, tonly this time she's backed home, she the guy to send the pictures they took together but my greatest surprise, I've never seen such a wicked guy like him, she told her he mistakenly deleted all those picture.. (tho the guy is a ruthless yahoo guy coz I read where she adviced him to stop the illicit act in their previous conversation) the guy man no send pictures o and my gf asked him if he really enjoy the knacking..

Later that night she came to pick her phone, I act like everything is fine.

Since that days, anywhere I see her na to dey kpa-kpa-kpa-kpa, even in the bathroom na to dey kpa-kpa-kpa-kpa , anywhere.. mention it

So, later I tell her to go read a particular chat with xoxo contact in her whatsapp. Lo and behold, the rest is history.

Shora fo birin o, olorun awa pelu yin

Faber:
Nancy told me she is staying with Chisco her elder sister. So she took me to Chisco place. And her sister loved me. Each time I want to see her I will go to her Elder sister house. Her Elder sister is a mother of 3 kids. Each time I visit them, if my babe is not around them go tell me she just left or that she went to market, I will call her and she will come back.

This went on for months. I always buy biscuits for her sister kids. On one or two occasions I gave Evans 500 naira and the small boy no dey use me play. E come be say my babe and her elder sister put hand together flog Evans, as I entered that morning, Evans was crying. Inorder to retaliate, Evans told me everything. Evans took me to Nancy real house. And ran away.

Omo as I knocked for door na 2 pikins come out o. They resemble my babe o. Las Las my babe come out with only wrapper...

Omo na married woman I dey date be that. On hearing a deep voice asking " Nne who is that?" From inside...I pick race. The thing ended that day

Fear women. In case you don't know...na Eve deceive serpent tell am make im climb tree pluck Apple for her, sake of sake she no sabi climb. Don't believe snake tempter Eve.