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Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Chukwute: 10:29am On Jun 02, 2021
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by twize(m): 10:39am On Jun 02, 2021
Wetin concern the landlady, amebo

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Zeezy81: 10:42am On Jun 02, 2021
You go fear fear

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by temitope27(m): 10:50am On Jun 02, 2021
twize:
Wetin concern the landlady, amebo
e happen to you?, cos I see say e pain u grin

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by harmargedon: 11:09am On Jun 02, 2021
What if she had cheated? sad ; angry

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by HRMK: 11:32am On Jun 02, 2021
this looks like the real thing to me!but who do u blame if not the guy?she usually complain of not bn sexually satisfied by the man!well,its better that she uses sextoy than cheating with another man......hahaha...

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by proff010: 11:38am On Jun 02, 2021
Cucumber wear condom. Na wa ooo

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by money121(m): 1:44pm On Jun 02, 2021
Ok
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by FalseProphet1(m): 1:44pm On Jun 02, 2021
The average Nigerian girl lies more than Satan. At least Satan admitted to God that he was the masterminder of the alleged plot, a Nigerian girl you caught cheating on camera would tell you it's not her that someone is trying to frame her.

You come to her home and you hear her moaning from outside, and decide to wait till she's done, even if you see her and the guy coming from the room, sweating profusely, she will tell you that the moaning wasn't coming from her room.

Guys be very careful with Nigerian girls cos even the devil is afraid of them.

This I have seen.

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jun 02, 2021
Well she couldn't afford intimacy gadgets and having intimacy gadgets isn't a crime afterall smiley wink?
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by revived: 1:45pm On Jun 02, 2021
E Dun Be , Be That
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by thaoriginator: 1:45pm On Jun 02, 2021
shocked

Fat p u s s y gyal grin

The man cyan give her di satisfaction cos him have a likkle cocky

Batty man ah fraid make she nuh go bruk it so grin

Caw di weh she ah long fi di thing deh, she cyaan wait!

She haffi go get ah big FAT cucumber fi push inna her bumber

Me bloodclaat Fat p u s s y gyay! cry

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Skyfornia(m): 1:45pm On Jun 02, 2021
Personally I'd prefer my lady use cucumber in my absence than cheating with another man.

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by TempUser: 1:45pm On Jun 02, 2021
Hypocrisy everywhere angry

Hypocrites everywhere

We all have our guilty pleasure, it is better a cucumber � than another dic K. Now you're being envious of a mere cucumber grin

See dem!
Hypocrites everywhere angry

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Bvlgari: 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2021
What if that thing break inside the kpekus?

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by leonard002(m): 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2021
Omo see size grin

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by ChiefSosa(m): 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2021
SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS HER CRIME HERE? What's the point of embarrassing her like this? She should get a lawyer, let's see if the boyfriend and landlady won't regret their actions.

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by slawormiir: 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2021
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....
Thank God say she wear the cucumber condom


Atleast it is better to eat a cucumber that have been through tick and thin with condom than the ones that goes in without condom

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by osuofia2(m): 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2021
ACTING AND SCRIPTED, NAIRA LAND SHOULD STOP LETTING THIS NONSENSE MAKE FRONT PAGE

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Xscape047: 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2021
E b things
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by captainamiedi1: 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2021
cucumber wear condom? is it to prevent STD or pregnancy??

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by GABRIEL6036: 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2021
That's what makes her punna in good shape during the two weeks absent.

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Ginaz(f): 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2021
Poor cucumber ... reason I can’t eat cucumber at anyone’s house except it was gotten straight from the market with my two Kro-Kro eyes seeing it.

But he should try to sexually satisfy her to avoid story like this. You can’t satisfy her and she still gonna be left insatiable for 2 weeks . Body not fire wood nawww. grin

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Rofiat3425: 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2021
That's what makes her punna in good shape during the two weeks absent.

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by katlynf73: 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2021
Staged story. But it's still part of drama. Let's enjoy the comments

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by eherbal(m): 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2021
The man finally met his rival grin

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