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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by harlesh(m): 2:34pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
cucumber wear condom long life cucumber it enjoy pass the owner self |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by nuelyoyo(m): 2:34pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Honestly I am still finding the wrong the lady did. If she cheats now, the guy will come out and call her a 304. 1 Like |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
lilyheaven:That's why its recommended u buy from aboki or one of those big shopping malls 1 Like |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by AnanseK(m): 2:35pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
What’s the problem here? Guys should buy cucumbers for their women if the men’s work requires going off-shore for weeks. Finding cucumber is a good reassurance, better than finding a guy on top of her. 2 Likes |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
nuelyoyo: What's 304 Modified: Just googled it 304 = olosho |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by ChiefSosa(m): 2:36pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
grossintel:I taya o. With a good lawyer, those people will probably spend time behind bars, offer a public apology and the girl will get compensated. 3 Likes |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by lilyheaven: 2:38pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
dairykidd: Lol! I don’t eat, Because it’s not sweet |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Nobody: 2:41pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
lilyheaven: Really but its nice.. so u only eat sweet things? |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Omolomo4eva(m): 2:42pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Two things: 1. Wetin be the landlady own? She ought to be arrested for invasion of privacy. 2. He should be glad she uses cucumber,what if she cone go meet Nackson(Dada)? 1 Like |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by hhmmcj: 2:44pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
When you have decided to expand and stretch your "kpekus" with such size of cucumber, and then sit down with your friends and other miserable women, complaining how your man can't satisfy you in bed with the "#AllMenAreScum" hash tag. This is the kind of modern day women most men have to put up with today. Disagree to agree with them and they will tag and call you a misogynist and a toxic-masculine. You just can't make a wife off a HOE-lo-sho |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Exodora: 2:48pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
FalseProphet1:I can relate just take heart bro. Just wondering the relationship between what you saying and what is been said all the same take heart. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by habsydiamond(m): 2:48pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Shame will not allow her to confess..... You are the only one staying in the house when he has gone to work... Who is now using cucumber to drill herself if not u.. She no Sabi lie at all... But the landlady sef get problem oo... E fit be say na turning stick she dey use oo wey she dey condemn that lady... Body no be stone... It as been said if u are that type that like sex too much go for ur type and not the opposite 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by luminouz(m): 2:48pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Why was the guy still talking and gesticulating? She go don commot my house once I found out na. The condom on the cucumber is ALL the evidence I need. Small time, they will abuse us that we get small diick...see wetin she dey use chook her pussy na...the pussy don wide like canyon or ogunpa river for Ibadan. N.B: the landlady said she get female children?? She better go check their wardrobes. I'm sure 4 huge cucumbers are wrapped in cellophanes. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Ayomi90: 2:49pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Skyfornia:By the time you return your D will not fit in anymore (loose), then she will start complaining, that will be the beginning of your problem in life. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Skyfornia(m): 2:52pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Ayomi90: That place is elastic I was told..though I'm a virgin, I don't know if its true. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by yusluvad(m): 2:52pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
E don be... |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 2:54pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
richmond500:It depends on how you feel about it. Someone who is sexually disciplined cannot do that. I haven't had sex for over six months now, yet I'm happy. Sometimes, sex is not all you need in life. 1 Like |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by luminouz(m): 2:54pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Babatojide:Damn, you hopeless man |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by luminouz(m): 2:58pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
placeofallure: An average man you say? Most men is closer. Don't you see how huge that mudafucker is? Is like a fuqin baton!!! How doesn't it injure her biko? Women...Una can Sabi Choo huge swallow shaaa 1 Like |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Nobody: 3:00pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Amebo landlady Btw, how could the guy satisfy someone who uses this kind cucumber?
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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by richmond500: 3:00pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Telstar:sexual discipline ko sexual agitation no. Her lover isnt in town for weeks, these offshore workers can leave their houses for months, she is not a wood and she will feel hot, touching herself isn't a crime. I can't remember when masturbation became a crime 1 Like |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by luminouz(m): 3:02pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
dairykidd: Ok...I know you are angry. Calm down. Lemme ask you a question. With the size of that cucumber(length and girth and how the condom couldn't cover everything), imagine what size her pussy is, so can you satisfy such a woman? The landlady was just being like Nigerian landladies. They love gossip |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by skyblue4real(m): 3:03pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
That one big o.... Anyway, i am not surprised, since a child's head can come out from there. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by luminouz(m): 3:04pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Skyfornia:You know nothing, Snow. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by luminouz(m): 3:05pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Telstar:U fuqin liar |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by nuelyoyo(m): 3:05pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
dairykidd: Yea, it means a hoe, when you type 304 in a calculator and turn it upside down, it give you the 'hoe' spelling. 1 Like |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by DonCortino: 3:05pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
so he prefers she brings a guy home. fool |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 3:08pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
richmond500:Only in Africa, it seems like a big deal because what you guys think mostly is sex. If you can get your mind off, you can stay for months without having sex. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by introvertloe(m): 3:09pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Don't be angry nigerian girls are usefull |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
luminouz: Omo.. how i wan take answer this question U know say na elastic and e dey stretch.. maybe guyman no sabi or him pipe np fat reach to fill up the kunchas If the guy no say no be him size na to drop am na. If the guy get fat pipe but no sabi na different issue but if him pipe no fat and she dey need fat sonthin to stretch her punna then na im be say him nor go everly satisfy her one bit. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 3:11pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
luminouz:I did not. I just told you the gospel truth. |
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