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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by AvalonSpace(m): 6:54pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
At least, she didn't cheat with another man |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Havertz10: 7:14pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Actors and movie director, we sabi una work |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Tinalex26: 7:30pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Skyfornia:Choi!!! Correct man!!!! |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by BabbanBura(m): 8:13pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Chukwute: The things ladies take down there dey shock me no be small wallai! |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by luminouz(m): 8:31pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
princewarri1985: Lmaooooo...cow pussy? You are a bad guy |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Dminister(m): 8:38pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
This is why you don't go to girl's house eating cucumber anyhow 1 Like |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by thatNigerian: 9:00pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
I think the large size of that fruit is the main reason the guy is upset. I don't mean to be insensitive but that cucumber looks bigger than what most guys are packing down there. I don't know of the length, but that thing fat pass my own. I'm going to sound like a simp for saying this but she's probably denying using that stuff because she doesn't want to embarrass the guy. If she simply used the makeshift shaft to satisfy herself in his long absence. I honestly don't see what's wrong in doing so. Better the makeshift shaft than another guy, right? But las las, if he can't satisfy her sexually and she needs something with more girth, i don't see why they should remain in that relationship; she might end up cheating on him. These things happen. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by harmargedon: 9:07pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
adonis89:what are you even saying. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by SLcherrY24(m): 9:20pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Aunty no want make E cum inside her she wear am condom
But e no too big?
#Condomized_Cucumber |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Temileyi79: 9:43pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Abeg wetin be the landlady own there, secondly is it not better that the lady satisfy herself with the cucumber rather than giving herself to other men, lastly what does the guy expect when he left her all alone and went away for 2 weeks, can he too swear that he does not see other ladies when he's away. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Codes151(m): 10:10pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Indeed a fool. So a cheating on you would hv been better |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by ogubolokento(m): 11:29pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Nigerian women wey nothing dey belly full,see fine size she choose?? |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by ledaman: 11:41pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
So what the big deal about it? |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by DedeNkem: 11:43pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
I don't see anything wrong here. Her guy was not available so she used the cucumber to satisfy herself! What's wrong with that? Is it not better than cheating on him with another man?! He supposed to be happy she didn't f*uck another man! S*ex toys keep most ladies from cheating. It's a fact! Most women can't stay months without sex. So let's be realistic here |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Uzosaint(m): 11:52pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
Person wey dey promiscuous dey promiscuous!!! Just two weeks Using cucumber/sextoy or even cheating are all Same cos she's seeking satisfaction outside,while not simply walk away and look for another relationship wia she can be satisfied as she desires Person wey prick no satisfy nah cucumber go satisfy am |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by godofuck231: 12:21am On Jun 03, 2021 |
harmargedon:the idiot would have committed suicide 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Marpol2021(m): 12:35am On Jun 03, 2021 |
False prophet welcome back. Where have u been? FalseProphet1: |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by olmoRoc: 12:50am On Jun 03, 2021 |
Chukwute: Would it have been better for her to be sleeping around? If that's as far as she would go, then he should leave her alone. Even that landlady would love a vibrator the first time she tries it. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Vision101(m): 1:44am On Jun 03, 2021 |
@Ginaz Poor cucumber ... reason I can’t eat cucumber at anyone’s house except it was gotten straight from the market with my two Kro-Kro eyes seeing it. @me Hahahaha........so you believe what they are saying that cucumber has become preq assistant. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by anyicash(m): 3:13am On Jun 03, 2021 |
The Boy and the landlady are very stupid. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by IQUIT(m): 4:37am On Jun 03, 2021 |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by steam74: 6:39am On Jun 03, 2021 |
I don't understand this guy? Would he rather have her cheat with other guys instead? |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Whatshallido: 7:24am On Jun 03, 2021 |
Nawao. Na dem they make cocumba cost. Later them go say boys no dey satisfy dem. How boys go satisfy you after u done widen that place with that cocumba wey big pass ur guy dik Rubish. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 6:06pm On Jun 04, 2021 |
Ginaz:Sharap there! as if you don't stick that same cucumber in your pussy. Since dicks can't satisfy y'all, infact nothing can satisfy some of you. And you have to steal someone picture and upload on your profile, is that how low you can get? Pretender! 1 Like |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by AlphaJazz: 1:06pm On Jun 27, 2021 |
Chukwute:Eeewww! |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Pricelessruby(f): 1:22pm On Jun 27, 2021 |
, saw this on a friend's phone, can't stop laughing, it is better than cheating on him 1 Like |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Iceyjayz: 2:56pm On Jun 27, 2021 |
Pricelessruby:Don't tell me you use big cucumber like that too on your pussy, if not ehn.. |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Pricelessruby(f): 3:13pm On Jun 27, 2021 |
For what now, Iceyjayz: |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Iceyjayz: 3:45pm On Jun 27, 2021 |
Pricelessruby:What do you use then |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Pricelessruby(f): 4:26pm On Jun 27, 2021 |
I don't know why you are hell bent on Iceyjayz: |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Iceyjayz: 4:28pm On Jun 27, 2021 |
Pricelessruby:Well I want to know, if you aren't using cucumber then intimacy gadget should be the answer, I hope I'm right |
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by MediMedi(m): 12:01pm On Jun 28, 2021 |
e better pass u cum meet man inside |
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