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Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link

Wetin concern the landlady, amebo

You go fear fear

twize:
Wetin concern the landlady, amebo

e happen to you?, cos I see say e pain u

What if she had cheated? ;

this looks like the real thing to me!but who do u blame if not the guy?she usually complain of not bn sexually satisfied by the man!well,its better that she uses sextoy than cheating with another man......hahaha...

Cucumber wear condom. Na wa ooo

Ok

The average Nigerian girl lies more than Satan. At least Satan admitted to God that he was the masterminder of the alleged plot, a Nigerian girl you caught cheating on camera would tell you it's not her that someone is trying to frame her.

You come to her home and you hear her moaning from outside, and decide to wait till she's done, even if you see her and the guy coming from the room, sweating profusely, she will tell you that the moaning wasn't coming from her room.

Guys be very careful with Nigerian girls cos even the devil is afraid of them.

This I have seen.

Well she couldn't afford intimacy gadgets and having intimacy gadgets isn't a crime afterall ?

E Dun Be , Be That

Fat p u s s y gyal

The man cyan give her di satisfaction cos him have a likkle cocky

Batty man ah fraid make she nuh go bruk it so

Caw di weh she ah long fi di thing deh, she cyaan wait!

She haffi go get ah big FAT cucumber fi push inna her bumber

Me bloodclaat Fat p u s s y gyay!

Personally I'd prefer my lady use cucumber in my absence than cheating with another man.

Hypocrisy everywhere

Hypocrites everywhere

We all have our guilty pleasure, it is better a cucumber � than another dic K. Now you're being envious of a mere cucumber

See dem!
Hypocrites everywhere

What if that thing break inside the kpekus?

Omo see size

Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....
Thank God say she wear the cucumber condom


Atleast it is better to eat a cucumber that have been through tick and thin with condom than the ones that goes in without condom

ACTING AND SCRIPTED, NAIRA LAND SHOULD STOP LETTING THIS NONSENSE MAKE FRONT PAGE

E b things

cucumber wear condom? is it to prevent STD or pregnancy??

That's what makes her punna in good shape during the two weeks absent.

Poor cucumber ... reason I can’t eat cucumber at anyone’s house except it was gotten straight from the market with my two Kro-Kro eyes seeing it.

But he should try to sexually satisfy her to avoid story like this. You can’t satisfy her and she still gonna be left insatiable for 2 weeks . Body not fire wood nawww.

That's what makes her punna in good shape during the two weeks absent.

Staged story. But it's still part of drama. Let's enjoy the comments

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