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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Totilopussylick(m): 1:47pm On Jun 02, 2021
Women and d**ck tongue
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Wetpuxy: 1:47pm On Jun 02, 2021
My gbola big pass this cucumber nah, somebody share me the address of this lady joor
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Minesbetter(m): 1:47pm On Jun 02, 2021
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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Nonybb: 1:47pm On Jun 02, 2021
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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Unityp: 1:47pm On Jun 02, 2021
Omo,u should b proud of ur Girlfriend
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Letmehearword: 1:47pm On Jun 02, 2021
E suppose dey happy say no be another guy him see inside the cupboard, but all this girl's Sha una own dey una body.mm
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Missyajoke(f): 1:48pm On Jun 02, 2021
Chukwute:
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link
Djd
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by bcomputer101: 1:48pm On Jun 02, 2021
At least she's still faithful
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by akin9ja78(m): 1:48pm On Jun 02, 2021
Nor be condom dey on the cucumber so. Oga o
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Depressed101: 1:48pm On Jun 02, 2021
harmargedon:
What if she had cheated? sad ; angry
asin eh... What's wrong she decides to handle herself huh
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by chachamore(f): 1:49pm On Jun 02, 2021
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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by vikstandon(m): 1:49pm On Jun 02, 2021
Chukwute:
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link
This is the more reason why the guy can't satisfy her... That place is too wide to allow for a natural cause!!!.

Ladies pity us... Say we follow there come, no mean say we go die there!!!
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by highskies(m): 1:49pm On Jun 02, 2021
Lol
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Nobody: 1:49pm On Jun 02, 2021
Jesus is Lord
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by TOPCRUISE(m): 1:49pm On Jun 02, 2021
Ladies are making cucumber very expensive in the market. I used to buy one cucumber for N100. Now 2 is N250 angry
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Thinkfree(m): 1:50pm On Jun 02, 2021
Even Cucumber � de fear stds.
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by EndRape2(f): 1:50pm On Jun 02, 2021
It is better than going outside









quote author=Chukwute post=102290679]Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link[/quote]
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by alizma: 1:50pm On Jun 02, 2021
The woman dey shout for the size of the cucumber, lol
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Curious345: 1:51pm On Jun 02, 2021
Blood of amadioha
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by alizma: 1:51pm On Jun 02, 2021
Depressed101:
asin eh... What's wrong she decides to handle herself huh
Is obvious that you are depressed
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by shiwex: 1:51pm On Jun 02, 2021
This guy is really stupid, is that not better than going out to cheat.....Next time trust me she will go out and cheat.
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by seyz91(m): 1:51pm On Jun 02, 2021
There's nothin bad in this as vagina people are known to be close pal with cucumber

the relationship between vagina people and cucumber is like 5 & 6
Chukwute:
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Curious345: 1:52pm On Jun 02, 2021
Bigger you i pray

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by samwash(m): 1:52pm On Jun 02, 2021
What if he come catch the woman with the real cucumber outside, so the man go just kill him self.
The fault is coming from the man,he may not admit it, he better fix things before it gets out of hand, make he dey call landlady wen be Amebo for the matter, instead of him to quitely resolve it with his wife.
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by adebwalex(m): 1:53pm On Jun 02, 2021
If I be the lady I will say an End to the relationship. The guy better thank her for not going out their to receive what is more than cucumber from Real men out their. He is here calling the landlady instead to go take Hausa medicine and lay his girlfriend on the bed and give her enough F***K for 24hrs....
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by emmyt2: 1:53pm On Jun 02, 2021
Please be calming down
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Curious345: 1:54pm On Jun 02, 2021
8 of EVERY 10 female ate cucumber ..

If you see a lady pricing cucumber in the market , supermarket anywhere , just toast her n look seductive . Guy you will be porking for free.

She will even buy you dinner
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Anijay1212(m): 1:54pm On Jun 02, 2021
huh
FalseProphet1:
sad
Biko wetin prophet see concerning dis matter nah. huh
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by rollandben(m): 1:56pm On Jun 02, 2021
You better thank God she only used cucumber to services herself when ever you are not around. I think she is partially faithful, what if you had caught her with Aboki d*ick?
Guy yu fall hand joo, why not trow away the cucumber and give here correct gbola instead. You and yur babe were acting film while your landlady filming. And your landlady eventually become the producer and manager of your movie. I'm even suspecting you and your land lady.
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Topmaike007(m): 1:56pm On Jun 02, 2021
Sapphiere come and justify this oo
Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by chukwuibuipob:
sad Free the girl.She satisfied herself with the cum rather Dan spread her legs to Musa,Chinedu,Akpan/Kola.
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