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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by richmond500: 1:56pm On Jun 02, 2021

The man is stupid, what is wrong if a woman touches herself when her man isn't there?

She didn't cheat o

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 1:56pm On Jun 02, 2021

Chukwute:
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link

Hehe. End time girlfriend. She probably used that to masturbate.

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Prolific007(m): 1:56pm On Jun 02, 2021

This generation is a bunch of no good...all they know is sex and drugs ya knw what I'm saying

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Munzy14(m): 1:57pm On Jun 02, 2021

Ike gwuru...

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Babatojide: 1:57pm On Jun 02, 2021

SO...?
How does this concern the STUPID LANDLADY “truly age is not an accurate measure for sense...
How stupid could a man be by making a stupid mountain out of a mole hill
She denies it... so ?
She masturbates....so?
She’s not comfy telling her man about it cos it’s obvious the cucumber has more sense than the landlady and the half man...
That landlady deserves to be taught a great lesson about respecting/invading of privacy in the court of law
I see 2 mature people in the pics
1. A woman that respects her man and privacy
2. A cucumber that wears condoms (obviously more sensible than that Bomboclat man)

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Crenzywilliams(m): 1:57pm On Jun 02, 2021

I no de do ds one Omo de do that one, na this obey wan de use to satisfy yourself��, that part that real got me was when he told her,ok, no problem, continue.

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Jerrychux18: 1:58pm On Jun 02, 2021

The truth is that 98% of Ladies who masturbate or indulge in self sexual satisfaction hardly reach orgasm with their man. Frequent stimulation of their genitals by females increases the likelihood of being sexually unsatisfied by any man

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Toosure70: 1:58pm On Jun 02, 2021

Let who never masturbate cast the first Stone. Nonsense

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 1:58pm On Jun 02, 2021

richmond500:
The man is stupid, what is wrong if a woman touches herself when her man isn't there?

She didn't cheat o

Hehe, how did you know she didn't cheat on him?

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Yankee101: 1:59pm On Jun 02, 2021

You want another man to fo it then

It's absolutely wrong to post her picture or video online

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 2:00pm On Jun 02, 2021

Jerrychux18:
The truth is that 98% of Ladies who masturbate or indulge in self sexual satisfaction hardly reach orgasm with their man. Frequent stimulation of their genitals by females increases the likelihood of being sexually unsatisfied by any man

Yes. That is why you need to make a woman to become very wet, before you slot in cheesy

otherwise she won't enjoy it.

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by FreeSpirited: 2:01pm On Jun 02, 2021

So what...pvssy ass niggars

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by 12345baba(m): 2:01pm On Jun 02, 2021

E no better say na cucumber?

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by ReeLoaDead(m): 2:01pm On Jun 02, 2021

FalseProphet1:
…Guys be very careful with Nigerian girls cos even the devil is afraid of them….

Wicked guy … pls no yab our sisters like this oh grin

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by FreeSpirited: 2:02pm On Jun 02, 2021

Telstar:
Yes. That is why you need to make a woman to become very wet, before you slot in.

You no geh sense at all. So all the ones that don't have orgasm through penetration no dey wet?

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by SeasonedMEMBER(m): 2:02pm On Jun 02, 2021

osuofia2:
ACTING AND SCRIPTED, NAIRA LAND SHOULD STOP LETTING THIS NONSENSE MAKE FRONT PAGE

Exactly my thought also. These people are aspiring skit makers based in Italy. People just post stuffs here without first making a background check on the authenticity of the story. This same Lady in the video was involved in a pregnancy skit where she was trying to force a young man into believing he was responsible for it.

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by OrdinaryNigeria(m): 2:02pm On Jun 02, 2021

Nonsense boyfriend.

He wud ve prefer another man?

Ha na correct lady oo

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Nobody: 2:02pm On Jun 02, 2021

harmargedon:
What if she had cheated? ;

... Gbaamm ! Is far far better than Cheating !

He should thank God for her resistance to cheating grin

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Kondomatic(m): 2:03pm On Jun 02, 2021

harmargedon:
What if she had cheated? ;

The cucumber looks molested

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Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 2:05pm On Jun 02, 2021

FreeSpirited:
You no geh sense at all. So all the ones that don't have orgasm through penetration no dey wet?

If a woman is not screaming in pleasure and begging you for more during sex, she's not enjoying it. Some women fake orgasm but if you are doing the right, she'll tell you after the show.

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by oluwashimadara(m): 2:06pm On Jun 02, 2021

Is it not better than catching her with another man ......
Nigeria men and Karamo �

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by BareFacedLies(m): 2:06pm On Jun 02, 2021

What's the guy's problem?

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by d1tto(m): 2:06pm On Jun 02, 2021

FalseProphet1:
The average Nigerian girl lies more than Satan. At least Satan admitted to God that he masterminded of the alleged plot, a Nigerian girl you caught cheating on camera would tell you it's not her that someone is trying to frame her.

You come to her home and you hear her moaning from outside, and decide to wait till she's done, even if you see her and the guy coming from the room, sweating profusely, she will tell you that the moaning wasn't coming from her a room.

Guys be very careful with Nigerian girls cos even the devil is afraid of them.

This I have seen.

The one that annoys me most is when they start shedding crocodile tears claiming victim of distrustful, insecured partner.

Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Buksaylor: 2:08pm On Jun 02, 2021

Chukwute:
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

The guy should gift the babe a present..not all these prostitutes around..

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link