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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....
Thank God say she wear the cucumber condom


Atleast it is better to eat a cucumber that have been through tick and thin with condom than the ones that goes in without condom

Cucumber with style

Failed Man. Your GF dey use cucumber and shame no even dey catch you.

make una no make buhari ban cucumber oh..........the price has increased already.......she wore it condom incase it has STD

Why is the guy posting it in social media as if she cheated in him. He could have bought her a good vibrator, so she stops using cucumber. Or return the one he seized from her.

FalseProphet1:
The average Nigerian girl lies more than Satan. At least Satan admitted to God that he was the masterminder of the alleged plot, a Nigerian girl you caught cheating on camera would tell you it's not her that someone is trying to frame her.

You come to her home and you hear her moaning from outside, and decide to wait till she's done, even if you see her and the guy coming from the room, sweating profusely, she will tell you that the moaning wasn't coming from her a room.

Guys be very careful with Nigerian girls cos even the devil is afraid of them.

This I have seen.

You didn't know by yourself alone!
This was surely revealed to you by the spritual..
All that have ears, let them hear..

IMO...it’s better than finding a man in the closet

Stupid nigga. He should be Glad she didn’t use fresh ducks instead . Mumu man

She couldn't even change the condom after first use
Does she want to infect herself

am shocked by the size of that cucumber

Shalommy:
That guy is ungrateful. He should get her a nice Love Machine jare. What about guys that do soapy?

You also use Love Machine?

All you glorifying the use of cucumber do not see the big picture here. When a lady satisfies herself using cucs, she will not desire her man naturally anymore. Those things she will do for her man expecting sexual gratification may be at night or bed time - things like cooking well for him, being respectful, engaging in long meaningful romance, being excited about him, bonding with him all that - all those things that make relationship sweet will be missing and then cracks come in with frequent quarrels and what should easily settle couples with sweet love making becomes an elusive concept as she trivializes it because good ol cucs is inside the drawer.

When I was still dating - my African American girlfriend wanted to come over to my house for the weekend and I agreed. She said she was missing me terribly and we were only apart for just 1 week and I had exams coming up. However, she made a request that ended the relationship - She asked if she could come with her intimacy gadget? Mind you this is a girl who never ceases to commend my sexual prowess, that she often calls me her African lion - sometimes after she leaves - she will send me voice notes of how I wore her out and how she was getting spasms there bla bla bla - so when she mentioned the intimacy gadget thing, I couldn't just understand and I lost interest COMPLETELY and that was the end. IF YOU KEEP YOUR MATE WHO USES CUCUMBER or intimacy gadget after discovering it, you are not just less of a man but a disgrace to men- and wait for her to serve you quantum disrespect and raise up your blood pressure with unnecessary naggings - reason is because, whatever you think you have to give her pleasure is right with her and she may be getting a better feeling from that use than you sweating all over her all in the name of sex. The only way we can reverse this trend is EITHER the girl in question agrees to have her man buy himself a sex doll - so that when she is using her own vibrator or cucumber - he will be using the sex doll [if he can afford it] OR Just call it quits.. because, no man should ever reward this bad behavior from women who do such.

Trust me, women can't take it - IF you want to know, just tell your babe you masturbated watching porn because you do not want to cheat on her and see how she will receive that news.... ENOUGH SAID!!!!!

Better a cucumber than another phallus.

The only 'ish' I have is the size. If a cucumber this massive has been penetrating her, hardly can any average man be able to satisfy her.

This is extra large!

Shalommy:
That guy is ungrateful. He should get her a nice Love Machine jare. What about guys that do soapy?

You also use dild.o?

You can never make it to heaven.

ChiefSosa:
SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS HER CRIME HERE? What's the point of embarrassing her like this? She should get a lawyer, let's see if the boyfriend and landlady won't regret their actions.

Somebody private matter oh, imagine the nonsense!

Ordinary 2 weeks.

Whereas some folks can stay 2years without thinking of sex.

Poor folks like us shouldn't be thinking of sex this much.

Poverty suppose de annoy you enough to make you abstain from sexual intercourse

The useless Naija galfriend sef na still expenses on top your struggling guy head, her transport fare, her recharge money, her hair money, her fast-food money, her data subscription money, you still per her money to make her happy enough to come again...after losing the energy equivalent Ngolo Kante spends per football match to sexually satisfy her.

They offer nothing but a wet and often foul smelling orifice, they can't even engage you in na sincere intelligent convo...honestly common sense and economics makes masturbation and sex vendors patronage a more viable option.

Shit business.

The zeal to make more money honestly and escape poverty and powerlessness should be too strong to let any frivolity of sexual distractions to crop up.

Just make babies and raise them properly once you have the means and a willing partner

Let him buy her a vibrator. And rest.

An average Nigeria girl will act as if they do not like sex or they do not masturbate, but yet na them dey masturbate pass

Chukwute:
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link

This guy need to return to the villgae,how does that constitute a problem? he rather her have another man?

Telstar:
Hehe, how did you know she didn't cheat on him?

As long as he has no proof that she's servicing herself with another biological dick then she isn't a cheat.

Moreover someone seeing another dick is less likely to masturbate

EXLOVER:
Why are girls doing this to us, i used to enjoy cucumber � with hot groundnut, but now I'm scared of buying it. Haven't seen a guy selling it, cause if those young and old sellers ever feel Hot while at home knowing fully well cucumber is now a intimacy gadget, she's going to use it to insert into her towtow, i can't just imagine myself eating a towtow cucumber.

I can't go to a woman's house and take cucumber from her fridge.

God forbid.

Even the women selling cucumber are suspects.
They or their children can just use the cucumber to masturbatee, clean off the vaginal fluid and drop it back into the market stock.

THAT LADY IS LOYAL TO THE GUY. SHE COULD HAVE GOT SAME FROM MEN OUTSIDE BUT SHE DECIDED TO SATISFY HERSELF WITHOUT CHEATING ON THE MAN.

Chukwute:
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link

Why post her face? Couldn't you blur it?

See you, I personally bought 2 vibrating dildos for my wife to use when I'm not in the mood or didn't last long enough for some reason, infact I love to watch her use it.

Topmaike007:
Sapphiere come and justify this oo

Which law is against intimacy gadgets?

The girl should sue them

twize:
Wetin concern the landlady, amebo

lolz.

Ginaz:
Poor cucumber ... reason I can’t eat cucumber at anyone’s house except it was gotten straight from the market with my two Kro-Kro eyes seeing it.

But he should try to sexually satisfy her to avoid story like this. You can’t satisfy her and she still gonna be left insatiable for 2 weeks . Body not fire wood nawww.

What if , the seller has used it already?

Ginaz:
[/b]Poor cucumber ... reason I can’t eat cucumber at anyone’s house except it was gotten straight from the market with my two Kro-Kro eyes seeing it[b].

But he should try to sexually satisfy her to avoid story like this. You can’t satisfy her and she still gonna be left insatiable for 2 weeks . Body not fire wood nawww.

What if the one from market has also been [/i]used[i]

you no happy say she nor go knack dick outside

Skyfornia:
Personally I'd prefer my lady use cucumber in my absence than cheating with another man.

I think the guy’s a big mumu

If the story na true then the guy na big fool.. she done dey complain say u no dey work am well n she dey try to help herself as u no fit do am yet u dey complain of cucumber Next time na fat preeq weed smoking nigga go begin help u do ur work. And what's the landlady's business btw

Chukwute:
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link

see how big the cucumber is. My concern now be say she would want man prick to big like that.

TOPCRUISE:
Ladies are making cucumber very expensive in the market. I used to buy one cucumber for N100. Now 2 is N250

So it is ladies and not your [/b]darling daddy[b] that caused inflation