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Telstar:
Only in Africa, it seems like a big deal because what you guys think mostly is sex. If you can get your mind off, you can stay for months without having sex.

Chukwute:
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link

dairykidd:
Really but its nice.. so u only eat sweet things?

Telstar:
If a woman is not screaming in pleasure and begging you for more during sex, she's not enjoying it. Some women fake orgasm but if you are doing the right, she'll tell you after the show.

lilyheaven:
Sweet tooth like me .
I like mango
Pawpaw
Oranges
Pineapple
Banana etc

But
Apple
Garden egg
Cucumber, they are not sweet

Especially cucumber

dairykidd:
Omo.. how i wan take answer this question
U know say na elastic and e dey stretch.. maybe guyman no sabi or him pipe np fat reach to fill up the kunchas
If the guy no say no be him size na to drop am na. If the guy get fat pipe but no sabi na different issue but if him pipe no fat and she dey need fat sonthin to stretch her punna then na im be say him nor go everly satisfy her one bit.

Telstar:
I did not. I just told you the gospel truth.

dairykidd:
Well those are healthy natural sugars soo.. and u say apple no sweet?
Me when dey chew raw fresh bitterleaf nko?

FBIBOT:
Isn't it better than she cheating with another man... She even wear CD For the thing.. Bt the size of this thing is scary o i think that's why the outburst from the man knowing his manhood will never reach that size imagine dragging your gal with a cucumber.... That's the real pain

luminouz:
I saw you in my dreams last night. So I know what you did

luminouz:
Do you know Young's modulus? It's about stress versus strain. That girl's pussy has surpassed the elastic limit and is now broken because it's overstretched. No normal man can satisfy that one biko. I haven't seen a man whose pipe fat reach that cucumber biko... Or you no dey see am? Is your diick fat like that? Even Mandingo own no fat like that naaaaaaaaaaa....

FreeSpirited:
U are a kid forming IndecentStar

lilyheaven:
Why are you chewing bitterleaf ?

Telstar:
Fvk you. Who are you calling a kid?

CSTRR:
I can't go to a woman's house and take cucumber from her fridge.

God forbid.

Even the women selling cucumber are suspects.
They or their children can just use the cucumber to masturbatee, clean off the vaginal fluid and drop it back into the market stock.

HRMK:
this looks like the real thing to me!but who do u blame if not the guy?she usually complain of not bn sexually satisfied by the man!well,its better that she uses sextoy than cheating with another man......hahaha...

FreeSpirited:
Grow up

dairykidd:
No naaaa.. if i get that kind preeq na mojo i go just dey act. True some pussies are over used sha but then na positioning u go take dey finish work so that u go dey get the proper angle of elevation, pressure points and flexibility. But then is she worth the stress? So now what ur saying is she is beyond redemption? That's harsh na.. she can still be satisfied but it will take extra careful workings tho

Telstar:
Haha. You saw your girlfriend, not me.

Babyforever:
If my boyfriend can't statisfy me sexually i rather use cucumber than cheat and he has no business with what i do to satisfy myself since he can't.

luminouz:
Bro...I never experienced borehole pussy before but I heard stories on the ashewo beer parlour thread. That stuff is worse than death. You can't feel anything but just the 'slop, slop, posshaaaaa' sounds of pussy farts(caused by too much air entering a slackened pussy). It's like the fuqin void swallowed your dick.

Which style you wan do again? Unless na doggy or maybe cowgeh... It's best for her to leave biko.

luminouz:
Ain't you my girlfriend or are u a dude?

COdeGenesis:
Easier said than done