obinna58:
You didn't finish it. We want the full story

that one go be story for another day

Vinnie2000:



Mosdii said ALL!!
Why can't you understand??

Try MannaVultureGriller instead!!
He is a good Suyaman n also is a Buhari Boy!! Him get money ooo..

Nice description, hope he's not a woman beater ooo

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

lmao, una no go kill person for this site

Rolly22:
Omo naso I dey chat one babe for Facebook two weeks ago she was really into me and I later realized we even live very close, she has been telling me how she would love us to Fuk each other, omo naso body and Prick Just dey sweet me, I rush go shave arrange myself well, I come tell am say I go like come her side because she told me she was lonely and Hot that evening, Naso I Rush go buy Condom, trek reach the babe house come dey gate call am say I dey her gate, omo this babe waste time before she came out, low and behold see rara oh, she short ehhh come dey waka like say her head dey heavy am, chai E do me like say make ground swallow me, I Just manage stage am there talk small with am come tell am say I wan go see my guy wey dey stay around, omo I discharge run, wetin pain me na expensive condom wey I buy come shave on top.

so if no be for the fvck u no for shave, u for dey carry evil forest dey waka Upandan

pocohantas:


Ishi leave this talk o. Chemistry is important, but physical appearance is importa-nkpa.

For some girls it is filter and I was thinking to myself yesterday, filter has done more harm than good. Why would you deceive yourself and deceive others. In my own case, I look shorter and slimmer in pictures, but I don’t fail to tell people “I am not slim or short o”.

na why you no wan gree for my govmenti, òkwa ya?
all these fine gyals and shakara sef!!

danietohbadt:



Lol, nope... the pictures are recent ones, although she hasn't really changed (added weight) in the time period... 2013 till now

You dey notice am too

walyx:
Yea... I got d contact nd we fixed a date at chicken lovers in sango. But told her to call me when she gets to sango ota under bridge. She called as expected o but wetin my eye see na rara o( dwarf). D funniest part b say i was behind her when she was calling after describing the cloth she wore, i knew it was her. Mehn! I loss interest. Just switched my phone off and took ijoko road home. We no talk since then.

Na my area be that

I also had similar experience too, we chatted on facebook for 6 months and finally decided to meet at an eatery in warri here, we were chatting on watsapp and i asked her if she is inside yet and she said yes and she said where are you, and i turned around and she has been standing 10 feet from me all this while and she looks nothing like her profile pics because it was like her grandmother was standing beside me, i could not sneaked out because it's too late she has seen, while we were chatting she was like a keyboard gangster, but here she is standing next to so shy, and she could not even stare at me in the eyes, it was a very horible experience, i just pretend, we ate lunch together, i gave her tfare and block her on facebook and blacklisted her number

Olajydeey:
I dont "japa".
I'll keep up with the date,Talk and gist if reciprocated.
Then after we wave each other goodbye,and i ask her if she's gotten home.
I'll then delete number

Ika
You are wicked

udede:
I'm meeting one today by 3pm. I hope i like her.
Today na today.

Guy how market

Back then in 2013 i accompanied a friend to date in the Uk and the babe showed up in a wheel chair at Tesco aunderland city centre with her care giver my guy has been talking with her on Bbm and all that when she finally showed up we were kind of disappointeed but again it wasnt her fault so we made her feel at home and she felt like a queen but that was the end .

NewDelhi:

Too bad be immature of you.

Sori bro. Mk i dey folo rara about bah ? U know d wahala,calling i do b4 she say mk we meet.

OlawaleBammie:


Guy how market

I hope his date was worth it o. Though we waiting for his response.

Aabheaven:
Ok, This nearly happened with me. We bonded on 2go and talked for a long while before we decided to see. On that fateful day, we decided the time to meet should be 12pm but by 11.30pm I was at the fast food restaurant standing at one corner to observe if the lady is what I am seeing online.[color=#006600][/color]

By 12.30pm she called she was at the fast food (I still can't understand why ladies find it out to keep to time especially during outings this is by the way though) and I noticed while we were communicating she was not the exact image of what I saw online infact I nearly japa but as I just decided well make I just treat her nice after all she took out her time for us to see.

We barely talked for one hour and I noticed the morale wasn't there to go along, I just interrupted her and told her I need to be someone as at that time. I paid for our meals and we bade goodbyes.

But how can a lady look good in pictures and bad in person, can someone explain? Let's make it fun, share your experiences.

my on experience is also on 2go chatting site. I bonded with this girl on 2go for 4 days and we decided to meet. I stayed in Surulere while she stayed at Ikorodu. I decided to meet her at Ikorodu.. Na so me too hide for one corner dey observe. I called her and she said she around...when l saw her was downcast she was around 17 y.o l nearly run but l decided to say hi, guesed what this girl told me that I should look for a hotel so we can relax. I quickly told her l am sorry that she is still too young for me to go out with and l gave #2k and left. I felt sorry for her she seems like a girl that's fending for herself... living with guardians that don't give a shit about her.

Reelmii:
so if no be for the fvck u no for shave, u for dey carry evil forest dey waka Upandan

Lmao, my brother no be say I dey too bushy oh I say make I level everywhere wella.

Rolly22:


Lmao, my brother no be say I dey too bushy oh I say make I level everywhere wella.

baba na so sha... make everywhere stew

haykes:
You dey notice am too

definitely

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

lmao

Though I've never abandoned a lady after first date. However I can't forget this very beautiful girl I got hooked up to via social media. During our phone conversation, I observed that she finds it difficult to hear from me. Of course I blamed it on her phone's earpiece which I presumed to be faulty. We fixed a date. While coming, I bought her a surprise gift but I was surprised by her inability to hear me during our conversation as she struggled to listen. In other words she's suffering from partial deafness. Subsequently, I tried to help her by booking an appointment with a doctor and buying hearing aid but she refused to use it while on phone conversation with me. When you say something, she hears another, giving it a different meaning. I had to move on not because of her disability but due to her stubbornness to help herself.

GreenDee:
lmao, una no go kill person for this site

Fine kopa. If na u I swear I won't japa

Vinnie2000:



Kai!!
No wonder some one said he almost died wen he could not access Nairaland diz morning!!!
Crazy ass members!!

Ishilove:
So many immature, shallow people. This is why when they come online to cry about heartbreak I don't have any sympathy for them because you put looks over character. The two of you chat and discover you have chemistry. You are comfortable with this person, you flow with this person, they make you laugh, you both share the same interests and worldview, but because you are shallow and you can't see past the physical appearance which will fade in time, you cut off someone that can make you happy in the long run.

Foolishness on all fours

Just share your story or read others and move on. No need for moral instruction. Besides, most the experiences shared here were from long ago when men were still very young men.

Abiababe:


Nice description, hope he's not a woman beater ooo

Hmmm .
With Manna d VultureMan, u hav'Got to be careful!!
Since you are interested, just DM him later or tomorrow!!
Heard he is stranded in Abuja after entering Free Bus to support Buhari for d fee of N1000...

Ishilove:
So many immature, shallow people. This is why when they come online to cry about heartbreak I don't have any sympathy for them because you put looks over character. The two of you chat and discover you have chemistry. You are comfortable with this person, you flow with this person, they make you laugh, you both share the same interests and worldview, but because you are shallow and you can't see past the physical appearance which will fade in time, you cut off someone that can make you happy in the long run.

Foolishness on all fours

Baba God bless you for your post last last someone with sense is talking i hope dem go listen sha but i doubt it.

OlawaleBammie:


Guy how market

the babe came ooo.
She no bad at all .i think I'm lucky

walyx:
Yea... I got d contact nd we fixed a date at chicken lovers in sango. But told her to call me when she gets to sango ota under bridge. She called as expected o but wetin my eye see na rara o( dwarf). D funniest part b say i was behind her when she was calling after describing the cloth she wore, i knew it was her. Mehn! I loss interest. Just switched my phone off and took ijoko road home. We no talk since then.

Pure wickedness

Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

Chai, u no try babe, u for give am the fuxk of his life nah, shuuuu! You just chop clean mouth, just like that?

On a serious note u girls are taking risks woo, a sleepover date with a total stranger you haven't met before, what if as he was, he organised his friends to come force u into the fuxk he wan fuxk u? Or brandished a fun and ask u to off cloth and open leg?

[quote author=Frales6 post=102640302]mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well.

Lols
So funny

Frales6:

God know whatsup na

Call ur boo

Valkan:
Mine was in 2009 we scheduled a meet but had to reschedule since she wasn't living close though,on that day I was excited cos we already had more than chemistry online,well after the date I was disappointed not that she was ugly but jeez aunty was always on the phone during the date at a point I wanted to throw away her phone but I decided not to instead me as sharp guy just brought out my own
since I no get anybody to call I just enter Facebook na so we just sit there till I decided we have fooled ourselves enough paid the bills and left reached home deleted her number and blocked her and didn't even call to know if she has reached home and up till now she never call not that I was expecting her to

Big turn off.

Abba114:
just three weeks ago. a girl called me early in the morning i picked the call she start stammering saying its a wrong number. i said no prblm what is ur name nd where u calling from she told me. my mind told me maybe its ur lucky day, i gather courage and said to her f u wont bother i will like u to visit me since u live close to where i live, she said no problem she will come i told her where she should stay when she arrived. 20mins later she called me nd said she is there waiting for me to come and pay the keke driver as she doesnt have any money. i went there but i stay far from where she said she was i called her number nd said i am at the place where are u. to my suprise a fat short creature came out from the keke holding a phone to come if its her i said which colour of cloth are u wearing she said the one wth blue shirt. damn she is the fat creature that i saw. i quickly put my phone in silent mode and runaway, she kept calling my number i pick nd told he we cant meet my ogo just call me nd he is sending me to do an important work she begged me to just come and pay the keke driver i said i cant. to cut it short the keke driver send his account number nd i sent 200 to him

Wicked people everywhere!