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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by maiquel: 10:34am On Jul 02, 2021
Darkseid:

GTFOH angry angry

You go just die untimely, take care of your heart guy.
Na women dey give una high BP. cheesy
Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by Darkseid(m): 11:01am On Jul 02, 2021
maiquel:


You go just die untimely, take care of your heart guy.
Na women dey give una high BP. cheesy
Wetin concern me with women, I'm just enjoying my life peacefully and quietly. But still if I catch you, I go force that redpill with bobo juice down your throat grin grin

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by pregnantMan: 11:52am On Jul 02, 2021
grin grin I remember my uni days.. there was dis bitch I was hitting her kuchi steady steady.. without giving her kobo..one Senior simp from Abuja was always sending her money.. even bought her an iPhone and way billed it to campus..Guess wat? Nigga hasn't even seen dis my babe before! If him send money, she go use am stock foodstuffs for my room, I go chop still bang her grin
My birthday/Valentine, na d simp send money wey my babe use take me out.. later dumped d bitch before graduating..truly some guys are mumu embarassed

Death to all simps angry

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by maiquel: 12:16pm On Jul 02, 2021
Darkseid:
Wetin concern me with women, I'm just enjoying my life peacefully and quietly. But still if I catch you, I go force that redpill with bobo juice down your throat grin grin
I have sth better than the nonsense redpill that makes Y'all objectify ladies women.
Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by ekene101: 4:37pm On Jul 02, 2021
maiquel:

I have sth better than the nonsense redpill that makes Y'all objectify ladies women.
care to share, CHIEF SIMP?

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by Missmossy(f): 5:37pm On Jul 02, 2021
I can’t laugh enough grin

This guy you are mean!!!

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by Femi8586(m): 6:05pm On Jul 02, 2021
maiquel:

I have sth better than the nonsense redpill that makes Y'all objectify ladies women.

You called redpill nonsense?
OK, share with us the "better something" you have

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by KiNg0G: 6:16pm On Jul 02, 2021
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Don't be cheap bro... let's turn the table around.

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by SILENTandSMART2: 6:23pm On Jul 02, 2021
Like bro you doing all this for what ?...... grin




Keep on deceiving yourself...... until the real practical come your way then you know what it is.... smiley
Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by SILENTandSMART2: 6:27pm On Jul 02, 2021
pregnantMan:
grin grin I remember my uni days.. there was dis bitch I was hitting her kuchi steady steady.. without giving her kobo..one Senior simp from Abuja was always sending her money.. even bought her an iPhone and way billed it to campus..Guess wat? Nigga hasn't even seen dis my babe before! If him send money, she go use am stock foodstuffs for my room, I go chop still bang her grin
My birthday/Valentine, na d simp send money wey my babe use take me out.. later dumped d bitch before graduating..truly some guys are mumu embarassed

Death to all simps angry


Nah great achievement be dat ?..... cheesy

And 4 other eleribuus liked your post.... grin


Mtcheeeew you're spitting trash with confidence...... ....

It's not new though ,. It has been said earlier dat during end time what that is meant to be private will be said with no shame........ cheesy
Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by BarrSly: 10:35pm On Jul 02, 2021
He thinks he is a Gentleman . #simp

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by pregnantMan: 12:17am On Jul 03, 2021
Mr Simpson grin
SILENTandSMART2:



Nah great achievement be dat ?..... cheesy

And 4 other eleribuus liked your post.... grin


Mtcheeeew you're spitting trash with confidence...... ....

It's not new though ,. It has been said earlier dat during end time what that is meant to be private will be said with no shame........ cheesy

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by Kkzy90(m): 5:47am On Jul 03, 2021
Okay,this ish happened recently to one of my closest friends.
He came to me 2 days ago to narrate his ordeal, according to him he started noticing strange changes in his body some days ago and decided to go for a test.
Turned out he got an infection,then he confronted his bae of 4years plus.this girl pledged her faithfulness and blamed it on toilet and stuffs.
This is a girl he rented and furnished a house for,assisted her financially via her school. She's actually waiting for nysc now.
He took her for same lab test and treatment just to be on the safe side,along the line a call came in..well your guess is as good as mine..
Contacts name is "My Irreplaceable ".
Turned out she has been sleeping with one small broke boy that lives in the compound where my guy paid for her,when my guy confronted her she begin para oh,form vex storm out of the place and stopped picking his calls.
My guy had the guts to send people to talk to the girl so she can forgive him,when it didn't work he paid her a visit Tuesday morning.
Guess what, the girl didn't grant him access into the house cos the compound boy spent the night with her in her room my friend paid for oh.
My friend come meet me open mouth dey tell me sey he dey heart broken, that he has been pleading with her to calm down cos he wants to pay her bride price by December even after all this incidents..
Now my question is-
Is that Simping, Madness or the girl knack am Juju cos me I'm not understanding again..

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by SILENTandSMART2: 7:38am On Jul 03, 2021
pregnantMan:
Mr Simpson grin



Yes nah i am a simp, but a sensible simp...... cheesy

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by phemy36(m): 11:21am On Jul 03, 2021
SILENTandSMART2:




Yes nah i am a simp, but a sensible simp...... cheesy

Nothing sensible about simping

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by phemy36(m): 11:21am On Jul 03, 2021
Kkzy90:
Okay,this ish happened recently to one of my closest friends.
He came to me 2 days ago to narrate his ordeal, according to him he started noticing strange changes in his body some days ago and decided to go for a test.
Turned out he got an infection,then he confronted his bae of 4years plus.this girl pledged her faithfulness and blamed it on toilet and stuffs.
This is a girl he rented and furnished a house for,assisted her financially via her school. She's actually waiting for nysc now.
He took her for same lab test and treatment just to be on the safe side,along the line a call came in..well your guess is as good as mine..
Contacts name is "My Irreplaceable ".
Turned out she has been sleeping with one small broke boy that lives in the compound where my guy paid for her,when my guy confronted her she begin para oh,form vex storm out of the place and stopped picking his calls.
My guy had the guts to send people to talk to the girl so she can forgive him,when it didn't work he paid her a visit Tuesday morning.
Guess what, the girl didn't grant him access into the house cos the compound boy spent the night with her in her room my friend paid for oh.
My friend come meet me open mouth dey tell me sey he dey heart broken, that he has been pleading with her to calm down cos he wants to pay her bride price by December even after all this incidents..
Now my question is-
Is that Simping, Madness or the girl knack am Juju cos me I'm not understanding again..

Oh my goodness. This is Serious
Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by SILENTandSMART2: 12:35pm On Jul 03, 2021
phemy36:


Nothing sensible about simping



It's sensible bro .....if done wisely...... cheesy
Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by KiNg0G: 12:41pm On Jul 03, 2021
SILENTandSMART2:




Yes nah i am a simp, but a sensible simp...... cheesy

Simps like you deserve this

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by SILENTandSMART2: 1:11pm On Jul 03, 2021
KiNg0G:



Simps like you deserve this


Hahahaha cheesy very funny cheesy
Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by wizdomnzube(m): 1:13pm On Jul 03, 2021
Kkzy90:
Okay,this ish happened recently to one of my closest friends.
He came to me 2 days ago to narrate his ordeal, according to him he started noticing strange changes in his body some days ago and decided to go for a test.
Turned out he got an infection,then he confronted his bae of 4years plus.this girl pledged her faithfulness and blamed it on toilet and stuffs.
This is a girl he rented and furnished a house for,assisted her financially via her school. She's actually waiting for nysc now.
He took her for same lab test and treatment just to be on the safe side,along the line a call came in..well your guess is as good as mine..
Contacts name is "My Irreplaceable ".
Turned out she has been sleeping with one small broke boy that lives in the compound where my guy paid for her,when my guy confronted her she begin para oh,form vex storm out of the place and stopped picking his calls.
My guy had the guts to send people to talk to the girl so she can forgive him,when it didn't work he paid her a visit Tuesday morning.
Guess what, the girl didn't grant him access into the house cos the compound boy spent the night with her in her room my friend paid for oh.
My friend come meet me open mouth dey tell me sey he dey heart broken, that he has been pleading with her to calm down cos he wants to pay her bride price by December even after all this incidents..
Now my question is-
Is that Simping, Madness or the girl knack am Juju cos me I'm not understanding again..
That your friend, if not you, na the oga kpatakpata of all simps.

If I get this kind brother, I go arrange boys make them beat craze comot he body angry

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by KiNg0G: 3:40pm On Jul 03, 2021
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You get it?

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by pregnantMan: 4:40pm On Jul 03, 2021
SILENTandSMART2:




Yes nah i am a simp, but a sensible simp...... cheesy
Oga there is nothing and can never be anything good or sensible about being a simp.. better liberate yourself before it's too late

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by MrCodeSolo: 6:40pm On Jul 03, 2021
Women are somewhat terrified of dz new redpill movement, it is like Adam biting the apple first before passing it to eve again undecided so woke d Fvck up, oh! you fvcking simps! shocked

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by KiNg0G: 7:12pm On Jul 03, 2021
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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by MasterOfAllElem(m): 11:10pm On Jul 03, 2021
ravensckar:
Long Live the Redpillers Movement! Sincerely, you guys rock! If not for this brotherhood, Naija ladies for continue to show guys pepper. cheesy cheesy cheesy


Please i am in need of your assistance over something, can I contact you privately?
Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by ravensckar(m): 12:40am On Jul 04, 2021
MasterOfAllElem:



Please i am in need of your assistance over something, can I contact you privately?
Over what precisely? I hope it's not what I'm thinking? cheesy cheesy

I've seen your PM, I'll respond asap.
Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by TheGidRedpiller(m): 4:10am On Jul 04, 2021
I have found this thread.
How many of you know me here? Because i'm ok if some simp calls me mysogynist again. I'm following

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Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by virginboy1(m): 7:52am On Jul 04, 2021
KiNg0G:
As stated by an OG.


Even the strongest of men are simps.









Even yahoo boys are simps.....but they don't know they are simping

Hahahahaha stillmaticOG d baller of ballers come and see ooo. grin
Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by Kkzy90(m): 7:54am On Jul 04, 2021
wizdomnzube:
That your friend, if not you, na the oga kpatakpata of all simps.

If I get this kind brother, I go arrange boys make them beat craze comot he body angry

Lol
Bro trust me, I'm the most cold blooded mvtherfvcker on earth when it comes to emotions..
Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by KiNg0G: 11:41am On Jul 04, 2021
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don't be a Simp like this Sissy here.

Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by Nobody: 12:20pm On Jul 04, 2021
Kkzy90:
Okay,this ish happened recently to one of my closest friends.
He came to me 2 days ago to narrate his ordeal, according to him he started noticing strange changes in his body some days ago and decided to go for a test.
Turned out he got an infection,then he confronted his bae of 4years plus.this girl pledged her faithfulness and blamed it on toilet and stuffs.
This is a girl he rented and furnished a house for,assisted her financially via her school. She's actually waiting for nysc now.
He took her for same lab test and treatment just to be on the safe side,along the line a call came in..well your guess is as good as mine..
Contacts name is "My Irreplaceable ".
Turned out she has been sleeping with one small broke boy that lives in the compound where my guy paid for her,when my guy confronted her she begin para oh,form vex storm out of the place and stopped picking his calls.
My guy had the guts to send people to talk to the girl so she can forgive him,when it didn't work he paid her a visit Tuesday morning.
Guess what, the girl didn't grant him access into the house cos the compound boy spent the night with her in her room my friend paid for oh.
My friend come meet me open mouth dey tell me sey he dey heart broken, that he has been pleading with her to calm down cos he wants to pay her bride price by December even after all this incidents..
Now my question is-
Is that Simping, Madness or the girl knack am Juju cos me I'm not understanding again..
no be juju be dat? grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by SeekerofTruth1: 12:25pm On Jul 04, 2021
And this is The End goal of Feminism

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