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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by DMerciful(m): 1:59pm On Jul 06, 2021
Ordinary gf you're afraid to talk to? Simp!

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by MrJames007: 1:59pm On Jul 06, 2021
You're tire after enough ..............

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by HopeOfTide: 2:01pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear

Be informed that your girlfriend is here on nairaland and has seen this post....

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by frankson1(m): 2:01pm On Jul 06, 2021
lilvicky68:
Just be straight forward.. tell her to go so that you can fornicate with other girls without disturbance..




cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Issues2(m): 2:02pm On Jul 06, 2021
lilvicky68:
Just be straight forward.. tell her to go so that you can fornicate with other girls without disturbance..
Hahahaha tell am oo
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Freestainworld(m): 2:02pm On Jul 06, 2021
Just sing Ajeku iyanoje to her 4 times in the morning, 4times in the afternoon, and 4 times in the evening, she will think you are a ritualist and go, but if she refuses to go, just know that your village people communicating with her through laptop grin.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Curious345: 2:04pm On Jul 06, 2021
Pass me the olosho.. DM her number .. and wat is her weakness?.. sex, money or hair?
Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by nnamdi65(m): 2:04pm On Jul 06, 2021
Pretend to be broke.
Don't bring out any money

She will go even before 7days

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by simplesearch: 2:05pm On Jul 06, 2021
Living together while not yet married. You too are playing away your eternity on the altar of fornication, if you love yourself repent and tell her boldly you are done with living in disobedience to God's law.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by AfonjaBoston: 2:06pm On Jul 06, 2021
Just tell us say her toto done taya you and stop going round and round

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by AfonjaBoston: 2:07pm On Jul 06, 2021
pyyxxaro:
Start coughing every 5mins , strong cough oh

Make sure your eyes are red

Go and get fake doctor report


Tell her you have acute tuberculosis

Just de cough , de sneeze , de messs continuously at the same time


Before day go break she go don reach GOD IS GOOD MOTORS

Story lol na when she go stay put sef

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by voyy: 2:07pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear
Forget what those friends are saying, just tell her you will be travelling and ask if she will be able to stay at home alone.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by NwaEzefuNaMba(m): 2:07pm On Jul 06, 2021
Don't drive her away bro, please don't.
Think about The fact that she have elaborate place where she can hang without stress and still choose to be with you.
Put yourself in her shoe, you needing space should not amount to you detaching yourself from a loved one.

Meanwhile life no balance, the other guy is complaining that his babe is not having enough time with him.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jul 06, 2021
Una don bleep tire grin

No worry, when your energy is restored, you would still come back here to cry over her not giving you enough attention cheesy

Some people & their comments sef, no be person wey get strength dey think of cheating.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by AfonjaBoston: 2:08pm On Jul 06, 2021
post=103426961:
Your relationship right now.........

Guy man choke e peme lol

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by AfonjaBoston: 2:10pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:

Miss am not been bad
Me wanting space doesn’t mean I don’t love her ok

Hire an old man as your dad to come stay ypur house then coach the man to dey preach give am to go back house.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by fredoooooo: 2:10pm On Jul 06, 2021
Oloshi , you don chop ponmo now she dey choke grin grin grin grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by ceeceeco: 2:11pm On Jul 06, 2021
Tell her to shift say anoda banny wan find u come, abobi no reason her mata o, na babe she be, no be wifey. So no dey do simesime. Just man up, no time to luk uche face!

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Suspect33(m): 2:11pm On Jul 06, 2021
pyyxxaro:
Start coughing every 5mins , strong cough oh

Make sure your eyes are red

Go and get fake doctor report


Tell her you have acute tuberculosis

Just de cough , de sneeze , de messs continuously at the same time


Before day go break she go don reach GOD IS GOOD MOTORS
Guy why grin grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by AfonjaBoston: 2:11pm On Jul 06, 2021
frankson1:





cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

No be small thing
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Prechgold1180(m): 2:13pm On Jul 06, 2021
voyy:

Forget what those friends are saying, just tell her you will be travelling and ask if she will be able to stay at home alone.
Boss I have tried this
I even travelled stayed for like four days bae nur even move

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Deicide: 2:14pm On Jul 06, 2021
I just hope the gf comes here and explain her own side of the story

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by correctyourself(m): 2:15pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear

How can you ask your girlfriend to leave because of friends, I blame her dating someone like you whose friends body language controls.

So you think she would be a liability to you forever, all these amateur guys we girls they follow self, once they ate one pack of fried rice they forget their selves without seeing that guy is not a matured guy who would want to settle down with a lady.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Prechgold1180(m): 2:15pm On Jul 06, 2021
Isokoson1:
Mehn this is beyond local man logistics

Op I no even know wetin me wan tel you. . But I want you to know ogoro must Jump. ..

Use style style tell her.... Or force some lie lie call.. And tell her say momcy tell you say make you come say something happened... Tell her say make she dey go if you come back you go let her know.. Say mehn you go take long...

Ogoro must Jump
Nur b to lie be the problem nah d backup and moreover her friend Dey stay close to my house

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by ShawnT(m): 2:15pm On Jul 06, 2021
Do you love her?
Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Ghostmode2two(m): 2:16pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear

Baba OP are you sure she was not deported and due to shame and everything she cannot go to her people? Guy try to understand after all you called her your girlfriend. As you said she is already a graduate why don't you encourage her to find one job doing. Why did she come back after a month of travelling outta of Naija? Face your studies and have patience. But you go don fire Pomo up and down abi? You don hang her legs for burglary tire and do many rofor-rofor baba e nor good ooo. If any guy treat your own blood sister in this manner I am sure you won't be happy. Discuss with her about the way forward.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Kimjongun: 2:17pm On Jul 06, 2021
The funniest post on nairaland.
Actually guy don't chase her like that, as far as she's not a financial burden, when you finally graduate, you will understand why I say this.

When you graduate all those your guy friends will no longer be there, they will go back to their respective states and start life afresh, even the ones living in your street after graduation will hardly have your time, everyone will understand they need to hustle.

Instead of chasing her because of some temporary relationship, examine the kind of person she is first and examine the relationship you guys have together, can you keep such for a long time? If your answer is no, tell her to leave, if your answer is yes, talk to her in a lovely way, you y still make friends and keep your relationship too.

Trust me in this life don't throw away any HONEST person that is ready to stay in your life as far as they are not a liability.

YOU CAN'T WALK THIS LIFE ALONE. YOUR UNIVERSITY GUY FRIENDS WON'T BE IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER, EVERYTHING WILL END AFTER THE FINAL CLEARANCE, LIKE A DREAM

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Prechgold1180(m): 2:17pm On Jul 06, 2021
DMerciful:
Ordinary gf to you're afraid to talk to? Simp!
You wey be champ well done

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by SegFauIt: 2:17pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:

She has a place to stay

Her dad has like three houses
One in edo two in delta

Her elder bro got something big in same delta

I nur just know why she is choking me
She is nice thou
I do love to marry when I am ready but for now I got to breath abeg
is she also supporting you financially?
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by murphyibiam15(m): 2:17pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear
Lol, you don't want to be a married man?? grin angry angry
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by neyo0h: 2:18pm On Jul 06, 2021
Oko madam grin

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