PlayMaker14:
Back then at Asaba, I have this friend of mine called Franklin, dude came to my house one Sunday morning requesting that I drop my keys for him to use my place on Monday morning to entertain one of his numerous Female friends because his girlfriend is still at his apartment.
I said no problem, and showed him where to get a condom should incase.

He came with the lady, and after their time together, she left. When I returned from work, I noticed the bedsheets was scattered, so I quickly changed it, then I went to the kitchen, I was shocked and angry at what I saw there.


My last tuber of Yam is what they prepared to entertain themselves and couldn't dispose the yam peel properly.

I went straight to his house, I saw him drinking Chi Exotic juice on top my yam when he consume. I just enter he kitchen, carry 5 packs of Noddles from the carton and 4 eggs. He just dey laugh as I dey go.

WoundedLamb:


They remained friends simply because of the personality of the his friend. The guy that took the pain to go to his friend's house to take indomie and eggs in retaliation for what the guy took from him is not different from the women you're criticizing. He was willing to damn the consequences. Good his friend just laughed about it.

pepetua:
Mine is the person always
puting his hand inside his nicker holdingg his penis mostly when he's asleep as if someone will steal his manhood and I dislike the sight of it because I have two female teenagers.

Juliusmomoh:
Mine is:

Back then in 2005 anty visited us, my parent went out to visit someone in the hospital. He remain only me with anty. ... Guess what anty did. After my parent comes back she ask my dad to collect my phone that she over-hear me speaking to one girl on phone telling her 'i love you'.. I was like anty kilode .. ... To cut the story short, my dad collect my phone and i start giving her attitude to leave... E pain me..

Now share yours

Pumpumking:



.Julie...ok so u say i love u to yor aunty becus yor Dad dint buy u phone & u in love with yor aunty.......correct? ...bro are u ok sir?
U need doctor!(no oofeinse)

pepetua:
Mine is the person always
puting his hand inside his nicker holdingg his penis mostly when he's asleep as if someone will steal his manhood and I dislike the sight of it because I have two female teenagers.

Juliusmomoh:
Mine is:

Back then in 2005 anty visited us, my parent went out to visit someone in the hospital. He remain only me with anty. ... Guess what anty did. After my parent comes back she ask my dad to collect my phone that she over-hear me speaking to one girl on phone telling her 'i love you'.. I was like anty kilode .. ... To cut the story short, my dad collect my phone and i start giving her attitude to leave... E pain me..

Now share yours

2times2:
T'was sometime last year, when My uncle visited us unannounced. We were in the sitting room watching one animation like dat, when this niggar walked straight to the wall socket and switched off everything.
He started preaching to us how cartoons are demons and how watching ungodly films can affect our lives. If no be say na Pastor ehn, I for damage im face.
Nonsense

SmellySperm:

Try to be psychological,if he was really mad he wouldn't have taken the noodles and egg in retaliation. He would have probably confronted him,rant insult on him and warn him never to bring a hoe to his house.

Him taking those noodles and egg was sarcasm, probably he was hungry so he took it as pals wey them be.
I repeat, Guy na Guy. They both still remained OGs after

lildonn222:
A class mate of secondary school payed me a visit.He said he's on his way to a nearby town and decided to visit me and would also like to spend the night,I was happy to see him, served him correct dinner,chatted for hours before I dozed off.
Unfortunately for me he disappeared with my two cellphones the following morning ,it's been four years now and I've never ever see or heard of him again .I've learned my lesson ever since no more visitors in my house.

SimplyFacts:


One cannot be too careful

IgweBUIKE1:
I do this too but in my house

SimplyFacts:


You have time to reply that one. You could have ignored her. Obviously, she's already taking it personal.

uptownmusic:
Seems a lot of broke people use nairaland, please dear foreigners nairaland is not a true reflection of Nigeria and Nigerians.

Plut01:

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The guy is probably one of the Vaseline gang.

But how you seff take know say nah dick he dey hold. you wouldn't understand asin we leave in a room and parlour apartment and he used to sleep on the three sitters chair in the parlour and if he spent six hours in sleeping na so his hand will be inside his nicker holding his manhood for six hours and of a truth ,that sleeping,"" should I call it style"" has mastered him but a very bad habit though I don't think he's a so called vasline whatsoever.


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Sonnobax15:

I was in school then...One night, around 11 p.m,my then roomie came home from a birthday party with 7 girls.....Just imagine....When I asked the dude,he said they were suppose to go to their various homes but they were later informed that police were arresting people for late hours movement...So that was why had to help them out.
I understood him and I had to obliged.....

Wetin cor pain me na be say these girls had to go to where my pot of soup was and they dished soup and eba without my consent.....The funny thing was that that was the first time I cooked banga soup....

The following morning,i realized the soup has already got soured..Very annoying and lose kinda girls...

naturalflow:
Back then,landlord came to the house to collect rent.After I gave him money and some food,he took a nap on the sofa,only to wake up latter with urine on my sofa.na abeg abeg end am.

SimplyFacts:


Too bad
Such a being can kill one overnight if he sets his eyez on much money

Jolomenas:

Nairaland is a place where people with 100mb hang around

shegzbillionz:
My guy come my house, come change my usb cord go do am mark �...