Drsnives:

If to say i be Muslim, Na to send am go meet im maker

Joysticks:
There was this uncle of ours that would come to our house when we were little and konk me if I did anything he didn't like.I never see am now when I don become adult.I for change am for am.Useless man.

chatinent:


See babalawo wey do you this for church.

musa7m:
you are very stupid to bring Muslim into this

DSC7:


Talk nah......

I get time till when I don't know to dey reply u ....

Ogynz:
Well, we had a few cousin visits and they were supposed to stay about 2weeks and I was so happy to see my cousin. Because it been a long ago. The 4 of us were living together in one Room( me my bro and this boy and his sister) my mom and dad live in the other room. So long as they stayed we all had fun, but to cut the story. This boy Frank which is my cousin bro, I'm kinda suspect his sorting behavior. Okay, But we're all cool. Until the day, there were about to live. It's oblivious cuz I was not around when dey was living. Could be live they made away with all my sim card( I had about 10sims and all MTN) guys how much be sim for your area now.

Okay, that one no do am em come also vanish my thousand Naira note! That's my experience.

wellmax:


Dude, your English is VERY bad.

Gkemz:
Back then in 2010 when one of our coursemates hosted us at her birthday party which lasted till dawn. However I didn't pass a night. It was almost 11pm when I decided to disembark to my house which was a stone throw from the venue of birthday party. It was already late and Some friends of mine who were highly intoxicated by alcohol were left stranded after making several attempts to stop a cab but could not find any. So I volunteered to host them in my abode. While we trekked home, one of them staggered till he almost fell inside gutter. I consumed 3 bottles of legend extra stout, 1bottle of Heineken, 2bottles of star and palm wine. This dude wanted to compete with me but unfortunately he had light head that couldn't allow him go for 2bottles of legend. While he was forcing himself to finish the beer, I forcefully retrieved about 2bottles of beer from him by then he was already staggering. While we were heading to my house, drainage gutter was to him a bed. I held him so tight to prevent him from falling inside drainage or running into a moving vehicle. When we arrived home, as I was trying to warm my food for us to eat, this guy vomited inside the put rendering the food useless. I had to clean up the room, prepare another dish. We all ate and slept till the following day when my host departed to their various houses.

TheOneOBI:
You dey castigate another man for not correctly writting in "another man's language", like it's a crime.
Even some native ENGLISH PEOPLE can't even write in Proper ENGLISH.

People like you can't even speak or write in your native language.

SimplyFacts:


Don't forget there are still some NLers who can buy your present & future at a go.

Drsnives:

Watin you want make i talk again

PlayMaker14:
Back then at Asaba, I have this friend of mine called Franklin, dude came to my house one Sunday morning requesting that I drop my keys for him to use my place on Monday morning to entertain one of his numerous Female friends because his girlfriend is still at his apartment.
I said no problem, and showed him where to get a condom should incase.

He came with the lady, and after their time together, she left. When I returned from work, I noticed the bedsheets was scattered, so I quickly changed it, then I went to the kitchen, I was shocked and angry at what I saw there.


My last tuber of Yam is what they prepared to entertain themselves and couldn't dispose the yam peel properly.

I went straight to his house, I saw him drinking Chi Exotic juice on top my yam when he consume. I just enter he kitchen, carry 5 packs of Noddles from the carton and 4 eggs. He just dey laugh as I dey go.

uptownmusic:

So true...most here are angry, broke or disillusioned

musa7m:
you are very stupid to bring Muslim into this

DSC7:


Where u pin?...

NACE13:


And the older sister didn't wash up after the séx? I'm not saying you are lying o but I'm just assuming the older sister must be a very dirty girl to just go home immediately after having séx. She didn't even bother to clean herself up.

The older sister did not notice anything weird when she came in after you hid her sister in the bathroom. She must be pretty dumb or naive though.

Drsnives:

Come out plain my guy,we no dea used to that slang from the creek weh i come from

DSC7:




Where you from?...

Drsnives:

Somewhere in the heart of the Niger Delta

PotatoSalad:

I shock guy. And you know wetin be her reply when I caught her, "you don't cook that much na"

DSC7:


Lols ...

E dey ur body.....

We go reason sha

Drsnives:

abeg if na better i dea wait oo
Reason me faster

Terryindeed:



Bro no vex for me.

I attended a boarding school, but secondary and university, I have never had beans and Macaroni, I know of Spaghetti and sardine, Macaroni and sardine, cold water eba and garsher ( I'm not sure it still in the market) . I no be ajebutter far from it.