Nope
Not even once

E dey happen at times

Yes. Jumped on the bed after taking viagra

It wasn't funny. Pain for days

Lol

There Is Nothing Way No Go See Inside Blogging Business.

My woman told me how one man nearly pierced her skirt out of lust...one of those crazy rush hours in Lagos when workers are struggling to catch rides to convey them to work..after waiting for close to 30mins no vehicle and the traffic jam was crazy that day...and the crowd was steadily building up, a bike just came from nowhere and she was lucky enough to hop in ...ordinarily she rides alone but due to the crowd she just allowed a responsible looking man that had already jumped in to ride alongside...Omo how can after about 3 mins on commencement of the journey she started feeling a hard thrust from behind, she had to adjust forward toward the rider to create some space inbetween, within a short while the guy has consumed the space and this time the thrust was with vigour and any bump on the road the man seizes the opportunity to thrust forward,..at some point the rider oblivious of what was happening was almost on his fuel tank because of my baby's constant adjustment...got to a point she couldn't take it anymore she beckoned on the rider to stop the bike ..the rider was confused because they were still far away from their destination...she raised her voice before the rider decided to stop the bike....Oya nau, Oga wey dey back seat come down make madam drop nau...for where mr man refuse to come down oo..the rider was like " Oga come down nau make she drop" for where the man refused asking they continue the journey my poor baby girl and the okada rider had to shout at him before the man sluggishly alighted...Omo she said what greeted their sight scared not only her but the okada rider...the man's Instruments was as turgid and erect as julius Berger pillar with semen soiling his trousers.

Madam screamed and ran away to join another bike and the rider was in utter shock...she said the rider engaged the randy man on verbal attacks..people started gathering and she zoomed off with her new bike man with a vow never to board a bike with anyone else not even her fellow woman.

The undeniable truth is that some men lack control when it comes to women, some by mere sighting of a female they get erection, while some have taken it to extreme of rape and abuse even to minors...some when even standing on a cue behind the opposite sex gives them erection. Such men are victims of their own lust with total lack of self control. It's TRUE men are moved by sight but some are so wired that what they see triggers wide imagination which cuts off self control and sets in intense sexual urges.

Drella:


You get mind..
I'm gonna tuck that nigga up my waist band if i urgently need to stand.

Lol..

Tonymegabush1:
Mine was inside nysc camp. As the thing begin react to stimulus I quickly changed the position of my waist purse to that area and the babe code wetin dey sup she even stretch her hands towards there lifting the purse up to be sure of what is happening, the mistake I did was I would've gave a knock.....

it happened in the 2019 right?

That's when u serve.

Not really, I'll just put my hands in my pocket and hold the stubborn boy down

Small dicky community don't worry about embarrassing erection

Xenry:
The picture below made me to ask this question .
Having a stubborn erection isn't funny though.

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"Cops beat up teen after bank teller mistakes his erection for a pistol"

i de toast girl at same time de think the positions wey I go give d girl..I no remember say na joggers I wear..d girl just de look d tin like say na black mamba she see

During a prayer section in our church then...a woman came and tap me that guy control yourself...i felt embarassed though and i went out and came in after 10min

Canvass:
Back in those days I was in OAU. I stayed off campus on Ondo Road. Jejely I boarded one of those town-Igboro mini-buses going on to campus on my gross anatomy incourse exam day. My head was vibing trying to memorize the 12 cranial nerves but I couldn't help noticing this indegene girl beside me rubbing her ripe bweasts on my arms. Small time now, mini-me sprung into action. I threw caution to the wind and groped her to my satisfaction. At least, she gave me a relief from exam pressure.
Then came the time to alight and I realised I was all tucked in with starched-shirt in straight pants. Mini-me was jutting out crazily. I got down and realised the tenting was so obvious I got a couple of unwelcomed glances. I had to quickly cover my fly with my lab coat. Even with the lab coat shielding me, an elderly lady looked straight into my eyes and smiled wickedly. I was so embarrassed I wished I could disappear.

if I were you, I would put my hand into my pocket and hold it

The number of people viewing this thread right now is....terrible!!!

A lot.
I remember one time when one beautiful sister from fellowship was preaching Jesus to me in the domitary. And at that moment despite trying so hard to fight back the incoming massive erection coming up steadily and gradually the thing just got up angrily and refuse to come down. (I was begging it inside me). When sister cate was leaving and was going down the stair case while I was at the elevation, she looked back intending to shake my hand but the moment she saw the thing at an angle close to her chest she withdrew immediately and said see you in tomorrow in church. Part of my mind said she didn't see it. Another part said she did but men I was embarrassed. I tried avoiding her till I graduate but we were in talking terms. Since that incident I am always afraid of approaching beautiful ladies because of that rude idiot in my trousers that will always want to interrupt our conversation uninvited.

Whenever I go to crush's class to talk to her, I do lean towards her locker. Immediately I hear that soft voice, my mechanism shoots up like a SpaceX Falcon 9 booster on take off. Unfortunately, my leaning posture conceals my gbagagba (in my own perspective), but not hers. As a 16-year-old being hit by a wave of neurones during puberty, those permanent marker shaped erections do last a while, and leave well, temporary marks too.
This happened for some time until crush sent a friend to dismiss me.
16-year-old me got crushed.

2.
Was in a trance during a boring afternoon class in the physics lab. We were in our games uniform: a soft polyester material that gave a sensation of nudity whilst fully clothed. The trance kinda raised some issues, iincluding some body parts. I was in a state of euphoria, enjoying the solid state of my pinball flippers. "Stanley, Stanley, Stanley (real name withheld)". The physics teacher must have called my name more than 3 times to wipe the board. I hesitated to stand up with the massive rock of Gibraltar below. I managed to get to the board with my arms in my shorts pockets looking like a prospective house owner inspecting a new property.
I picked the duster and cleaned the board for ages. Even when the teacher said, "stop, STOP!", I couldn't. I started cleaning the bezels of the blackboard with my meat getting stronger at every Stop!
I eventually stomped out the front door like a wounded lion and ended up skipping that class for a week. I don't even want to talk about the aftermath...

Remind me of the 1999 movie the wood

Nah cuz i control my erection with my mind

Damn
So many times but i can't say it

I had an embarrassing situation. In fact I do get regular erection in public places. I just dunno how to control it sometimes. It is so embarrassing

Yankee101:
The number of people viewing this thread right now is....terrible!!!

Because Nigerians love sex

If u have an erection in public and u want to get rid of it in seconds, just stiff all you body muscle by contrasting them... Hold for a few seconds and let go.

The erection will be gone in less than 1 minute

Canvass:
Back in those days I was in OAU. I stayed off campus on Ondo Road. Jejely I boarded one of those town-Igboro mini-buses going on to campus on my gross anatomy incourse exam day. My head was vibing trying to memorize the 12 cranial nerves but I couldn't help noticing this indegene girl beside me rubbing her ripe bweasts on my arms. Small time now, mini-me sprung into action. I threw caution to the wind and groped her to my satisfaction. At least, she gave me a relief from exam pressure.
Then came the time to alight and I realised I was all tucked in with starched-shirt in straight pants. Mini-me was jutting out crazily. I got down and realised the tenting was so obvious I got a couple of unwelcomed glances. I had to quickly cover my fly with my lab coat. Even with the lab coat shielding me, an elderly lady looked straight into my eyes and smiled wickedly. I was so embarrassed I wished I could disappear.

Which one is ripe breast again nah. Is breast not breast.

CaptainZubi:
Always wear briefs and not all those lose boxers wey fit disgrace you.

Those loose boxers are healthier for every man's fertile health.

silvoclaira:
How do female get erection

since buhari come to power my mind left sexual matter alone and 24/7 my mind is consumed by how do i make money and fast!

@ssoil ever been in such a situation

Angelfrost:



Those loose boxers are healthier for every man's fertile health.

I don’t understand,Explain please
Because I don’t wear those loose boxers

No be lie. See people naw

sweetkev:
Because Nigerians love sex

sweetkev:
Because Nigerians love sex

Too much sex is a sign of poverty and low productivity

Keep the stories coming guys.

Mine was also at NYSC camp...donkey years ago. Me I no de kuku too show myself but guyman know say he dey talented right from time. I bin come do stand-up comedy for one of our social gathering sotay I make everybody laugh that night after my performance. The next day in the morning, na so one hot babe with 'big boobs' just hijack me for road, give me hug say she gbadun my performance and that she no even know say I fit yarn like that. Small time wey she take rub my body na so my 'John Wick' just dey do press-up come up small small. How I take escape her hand that day na only by God's grace...but I sure say she see am as e dey go.

That's true.

Yankee101:


Too much sex is a sign of poverty and low productivity