Karleb:
Ejiro, you sef fall now.

ahnie:
To be continued





Mah rest,I have not fully recovered tho,still on the process.

OlujobaSamuel:
My maale partner. I had to tell her not to give my wife anything for my son to use again, neither should she relate my matter with any pastor again.
I remember coming home one day and I saw my bro(last born) at home with mantle(handkerchief) tied to wrist, I no even noticed the mantle, I was just like, why are you at home, no school today, maale ans sey he dey weak but he is getting better.
Next day, you no go sch, he is still weak, why he no go see doctor, he don use mantle, I was like man...what? So that nonsense white handkerchief wey I dey see is the drug you have been giving him since yesterday, you don tell dad? no. Okay ooo, if una 2 no want wahala, make he go see Dr oo.
As much as I value a praying mum, I don't subscribe to them having so many pastors in the name of prophecy, breakthrough and deliverance, it takes away the wisdom of solving problems the right way, everything is attributed to unknown forces
One also told her to tell me to stop eating a particular food, I was like, shey na the same Bible we dey read e get am from, me I go chop the food and nothing go happen. She refused to prepare the food at home because of me back then, after few years, she got tired when she noticed that I prepare it myself whenever I want to eat it or I go get it outside, she now prepares the food at home later on

Newusername:
I can't stop laughing . Well your mum is just like mine but thank God I spoke sense into her and she never bothered me about all this pastor/prophet/prophetess rubbish again.

The last straw that broke the camel's back was when she called about some months ago that a particular garment church prophetess came to our house and told my mom that I have joined cultists in school, wetin pain me pass be say my mama ko dey shake tell me for phone say I don join cultist and I don dey notice say she wan dey cry.

I was so angry in my spirit because two days to the day she called me I didn't see anything to eat, so I ask her that person wey nova chop dey join cultist abi? I told to stop entertaining those sets of people mk Dem no cause division for her family and moreover she know the kind person wey I be I no know the wan wey Dem dey tell lam o.

God go help this our Africa mothers with their over religion stuff

Xcelinteriors:
That was how my cousin's pastor connected her to one brother in the church and gave them a prophecy that God has ordained them from heaven to be husband and wife. They started the wedding plan o. The brother already paid bride price and was planning for traditional and white wedding. Both of them did not bother checking their blood group since it was pastor prophecy. The plan has already gone far before they both discovered they were both As. The pastor couldn't say anything again and that was how everything scattered o. Stupid people everywhere calling themselves pastors

Dybala11:

Chai, I remembered a similar occurrence that happened to me while I was still an undergraduate. My mom went as far as making enquires from my hostel mates, hostel agent and even the Christian fellowship I was attending that time.

Candidlady:
I envy you!

wishing i had a mother who spoils me with things of god than just money/properties/fashion/parties that i wont take anywhere!

kudos to her(your mum)!! And trust me all her prayerz/intercesionz concerning your family wont be a waste *amen*

this life truly no balance

i can sell my dad to buy your mum! E beta i get 2mama than papa and mama

Newusername:


Lol . Omo I can imagine you feeling like

ahnie:
Before that visitation,I visited last two years when I needed mothers comfort,just little headache,my mother said it was the enemies trying to harm me.

That let's go to church so her pastor could pray for me.i reluctantly followed her to church and due to the pastors flows and yarnings,we spent like 6 hours at that particular church.

In all fairness,the pastor get flows...he ended up dashing me one bottle of holy Communion,but let's not kid ourselves,I know say na zobo he dash me.

Time for praises came,we danced,time for deliverance came,those that were swirling were swirling in the spirit that was controlling them.

Mother just cudnt let me be...instead of her to concentrate on her own deliverance,let me concentrate on mine.

I cud hear my mum breaking inside the circle, whispering in my ear....Ejiro fall nau,you nor wan fall?

Karleb:
Ejiro, you sef fall now.

vastolord4:
That was how one pastor would text my wife and other congregation (confirmed) about church activities. That was how I scolded my wife about such cos as per guy we I be, I know wetin that pastor fit do... my wife told him what I told her and ever since then, once he sees me, he would feel like melting.. which show's that he had a bad motive

Dybala11:

Omo, that was how some of those guys began to call me mommy's boy o, a whole me.
The fact that they got to know that I'm an only child didn't even help matter too.

ahnie:
To be continued





Mah rest,I have not fully recovered tho,still on the process.

ahnie:

Fall wetin....what if I faked the falling and I ended up breaking an equipment in the church or broke my neck.

Newusername:


Chai! After you don form big boy finish and you be the only child again omo na double protection mama go dey do on top you . Nothing pass mother's love.

ahnie:
Before that visitation,I visited last two years when I needed mothers comfort,just little headache,my mother said it was the enemies trying to harm me.

That let's go to church so her pastor could pray for me.i reluctantly followed her to church and due to the pastors flows and yarnings,we spent like 6 hours at that particular church.

In all fairness,the pastor get flows...he ended up dashing me one bottle of holy Communion,but let's not kid ourselves,I know say na zobo he dash me.

Time for praises came,we danced,time for deliverance came,those that were swirling were swirling in the spirit that was controlling them.

Mother just cudnt let me be...instead of her to concentrate on her own deliverance,let me concentrate on mine.

I cud hear my mum breaking inside the circle, whispering in my ear....Ejiro fall nau,you nor wan fall?

ahnie:
I was wondering wetin concern my mum and me falling on the floor of the church?
We were placed as a group and instructed to form a circle.

Pastor hope started moving from one person to another praying and casting out imaginary demons.

My mom came back again and I cud hear her pleading with the pastor...
The things I don see for my mama hands eeh.

Thank God say,I'm married,if not my mum would have taken me to all the pastors in abraka.

Candidlady:
I envy you!

wishing i had a mother who spoils me with things of god than just money/properties/fashion/parties that i wont take anywhere!

kudos to her(your mum)!! And trust me all her prayerz/intercesionz concerning your family wont be a waste *amen*

this life truly no balance

i can sell my dad to buy your mum! E beta i get 2mama than papa and mama

BigDawsNet:
Ejiro
Ogaga

Wher are you from exactly
Pretty funny names

ahnie:
Mothers are sweet with their little troubles.
My mum is a handful.i think I inherited my drama from her.

Gift her units,she would never use it to call you,but would flash the hell outta of life.she prefer using the units to call her various pastors holding her on a kentro level.

I could recollect vividly during the last holidays when I took my kids to visit her, Immediately she entered inside the house with her hair scattered like someone that narrowly escaped being electrocuted.

The first thing that came out from her mouth was...ehen Ejiro welcome,oya stand up make we go see my new pastor .
Imagine someone that just came from a journey.

I told her,I was tired,but the truth was...I wasnt tired,I just detest her dragging me round her ring of pastors.
I found out that,they ve opened account on my mother,from monies to foodstuffs...it's even a miracle she haven't used my lil nephew ogaga as seed offering.

ahnie:
To be continued





Mah rest,I have not fully recovered tho,still on the process.