Honestly, I used to believe some things belonged to the red light district. Or is it just me? Seeing that I was raised a church boy with little to no experience chiking babes, I couldn’t imagine myself ever dating a girl that now makes me think twice. Like, am I now mad or what? How did I get here?

Since I met this my new girl, it’s just been as if the veil of "ignorance" is beginning to fall off my face; abi guy man don dey spoil go be that ni?

Or how else can I explain to this honorable forum that my current girlfriend, though a manager at her company, likes to wear waist-beads? I mean she even wears it to work!

Although I somehow like the sight of it on her waist, I just can’t get the idea of thinking she might be a corporate olosho out of my head. This thing is sowing seeds of mistrust in me and I really don’t know what to do again. And it’s not like I haven’t told her. Everytime I do she will just look at me with a side-eye, rub my head, and laugh briefly. Shey I never carry load wey no be my own like this? Abi na my mind? Make e no be say na person glory dey on the line so o. The thing dey fear me walahi.

Nairalanders please advise a brother urgently.

SundayNightGist:
Honestly, I used to believe some things belonged to the red light district. Or is it just me? Seeing that I was raised a church boy with little to no experience chiking babes, I couldn’t imagine myself ever dating a girl that now makes me think twice. Like, am I now mad or what? How did I get here?

Since I met this my new girl, it’s just been as if the veil of "ignorance" is beginning to fall off my face; abi guy man don dey spoil go be that ni?

Or how else can I explain to this honorable forum that my current girlfriend, though a manager at her company, likes to wear waist-beads? I mean she even wears it to work!

Although I somehow like the sight of it on her waist, I just can’t get the idea of thinking she might be a corporate olosho out of my head. This thing is sowing seeds of mistrust in me and I really don’t know what to do again. And it’s not like I haven’t told her. Everytime I do she will just look at me with a side-eye, rub my head, and laugh briefly. Shey I never carry load wey no be my own like this? Abi na my mind? Make e no be say na person glory dey on the line so o. The thing dey fear me walahi.

Nairalanders please advise a brother urgently.

All I see is a confused immature male with a lot of insecurities..
If you can't keep up because of the waist beads then you move.

Thanks to the stereotypes made by Nigerians is directly related to the stereo made by the media about Asians pubic parts .

You're just an ignorant fellow bro... There's nothing wrong or fetish about wearing beads. (Jigida)

They are an African beauty accessory that accentuates women's waist... I love seeing it on the waist of ladies.

Your girlfriend is not a corporate Olosho, rather, you're just an ignorant church boy.

Which glory ni abi na the glory make she don carry. Girl laugh rub your head you dey call glory. Better go burn candle oh because if you break up with her na there your case worst

Did you get your girlfriend from Nairaland?
Is her best friend on Nairaland?
Is your spiritual director on Nairaland?
Is your common sense kept here on Nairaland?

Why coming to ask total strangers to tell you if the waist beads YOUR girlfriend is wearing is diabolic?

You did not even upload the pictures of her waist and the beads

I don't see anything wrong with it tho.

If you don't like her wearing it why not speak to her?

Ask her why she is wearing it and if you can't deal with it then move on

Am the daughter of the most high God yet I wear waist beads around my waist
It helps me keeps my weight in check and no man have seen it
Change ur satanic mentality

SundayNightGist:
Honestly, I used to believe some things belonged to the red light district. Or is it just me? Seeing that I was raised a church boy with little to no experience chiking babes, I couldn’t imagine myself ever dating a girl that now makes me think twice. Like, am I now mad or what? How did I get here?

Since I met this my new girl, it’s just been as if the veil of "ignorance" is beginning to fall off my face; abi guy man don dey spoil go be that ni?

Or how else can I explain to this honorable forum that my current girlfriend, though a manager at her company, likes to wear waist-beads? I mean she even wears it to work!

Although I somehow like the sight of it on her waist, I just can’t get the idea of thinking she might be a corporate olosho out of my head. This thing is sowing seeds of mistrust in me and I really don’t know what to do again. And it’s not like I haven’t told her. Everytime I do she will just look at me with a side-eye, rub my head, and laugh briefly. Shey I never carry load wey no be my own like this? Abi na my mind? Make e no be say na person glory dey on the line so o. The thing dey fear me walahi.

Nairalanders please advise a brother urgently.

U have too much time on Ur hand. God help us. What immaturity.

She is innocent

SundayNightGist:
Honestly, I used to believe some things belonged to the red light district. Or is it just me? Seeing that I was raised a church boy with little to no experience chiking babes, I couldn’t imagine myself ever dating a girl that now makes me think twice. Like, am I now mad or what? How did I get here?

Since I met this my new girl, it’s just been as if the veil of "ignorance" is beginning to fall off my face; abi guy man don dey spoil go be that ni?

Or how else can I explain to this honorable forum that my current girlfriend, though a manager at her company, likes to wear waist-beads? I mean she even wears it to work!

Although I somehow like the sight of it on her waist, I just can’t get the idea of thinking she might be a corporate olosho out of my head. This thing is sowing seeds of mistrust in me and I really don’t know what to do again. And it’s not like I haven’t told her. Everytime I do she will just look at me with a side-eye, rub my head, and laugh briefly. Shey I never carry load wey no be my own like this? Abi na my mind? Make e no be say na person glory dey on the line so o. The thing dey fear me walahi.

Nairalanders please advise a brother urgently.

Are olosho not humans or are you better than them?

Some hoeloshoes are even better than non hoeloshoes.

HOLLY GRAM COULD DIS BE TRUE.. WTF MAN

HRHQueenPhil:
Am the daughter of the most high God yet I wear waist beads around my waist
It helps me keeps my weight in check and no man have seen it
Change ur satanic mentality

Daughter of who??
Yet you wear bead on your waist..

If i beat you enh

Waist beads? Say no more. Front page!

Bro, if your babe na wetin you think say she be truly, as a wise guy man wey you be, you go know.
No use your hand chase better girl komot for your life abeg my brother. If na only waist beads be your problem, bro adapt with am please. She fit just like waist beads for fashion.

I had a cousin then when I was small, she used to wear this local waist bead, I never knew why, until I eave drop on my mom and her mom talking about her spiritual husband's, , say na that waist bead dey keep him away, I just weak

Somehow I started liking the idea of seeing waist bead on my girl's waist recently, she doesn't wear and she has told me she does not like it


I use to detest nose ring, multiple ear piercingsankle chain and that waist bead, but recently when she told me she wanted to pierce her ears one more time, somehow I wasn't angry, I was even curious to see how it would come out, I just told her don't get more than one extra piercing, and she just smiled, then I asked her playfully "do u also want to start wearing waist bead and anklet, make I know who I dey deal with" she just burst laugh say she no fit them. So OP, while many of this girls wear it for fashion, others wear it to check their fat, while some wear it to let people know codedly what they are.

I can't say about your girl why she wears it, you will need to get to know her better, go do some back ground check wear she stays those boys for her area go play you her tapes if she get any, that's if you have plans to have something serious with her,

No be to wear waist bead oh, she go fit collect tatata?

Davinity:
No be to wear waist bead oh, she go fit collect tatata?

elucidate

DONT insult or degrade him. Advice him dats all. My opinion OP is to POLITELY speak to her about it and if that doesn’t work, please move on with your life. Peace of mind that’s all.

HRHQueenPhil:
Am the daughter of the most high God yet I wear waist beads around my waist
It helps me keeps my weight in check and no man have seen it
Change ur satanic mentality

How does waist beads keep weight in check

Pls explain in details

Gadafii:
I had a cousin then when I was small, she used to wear this local waist bead, I never knew why, until I eave drop on my mom and her mom talking about her spiritual husband's, , say na that waist bead dey keep him away, I just weak

Somehow I started liking the idea of seeing waist bead on my girl's waist recently, she doesn't wear and she has told me she does not like it


I use to detest nose ring, multiple ear piercingsankle chain and that waist bead, but recently when she told me she wanted to pierce her ears one more time, somehow I wasn't angry, I was even curious to see how it would come out, I just told her don't get more than one extra piercing, and she just smiled, then I asked her playfully "do u also want to start wearing waist bead and anklet, make I know who I dey deal with" she just burst laugh say she no fit them. So OP, while many of this girls wear it for fashion, others wear it to check their fat, while some wear it to let people know codedly what they are.

I can't say about your girl why she wears it, you will need to get to know her better, go do some back ground check wear she stays those boys for her area go play you her tapes if she get any, that's if you have plans to have something serious with her,

How does waist beads keep fat/weight in check. Pls explain in details.

There is nothing wrong with putting on waist beads.
You are either ignorant or insecure.

DeBoyNewton:
There is nothing wrong with putting on waist beads.
You are either ignorant or insecure .

Keep quiet there.. She might just be wearing it for fashion sake that doesn't mean there aren't girls on missions with specially prepared waist beads. Any small thing insecure, insecure.. u even know the meaning

Apart from for protection/contraception/beauty. Beads are mostly worn by assless girls. They believe by wearing beads, it will help their ass to grow bigger. Ur girl might be assless.

ConqueredWest:


How does waist beads keep fat/weight in check. Pls explain in details.

according to her,if it's worn around waist, it helps them to know when they stomach is getting bigger or the waist wider

Gadafii:
according to her,if it's worn around waist, it helps them to know when they stomach is getting bigger or the waist wider

In other words, beads are waist checkers not that it stops addition of weight

DeBoyNewton:
There is nothing wrong with putting on waist beads.
You are either ignorant or insecure.

You never jam possessed girls.

Look well before you jump into ladies with items attached to their bodies

HRHQueenPhil:
Am the daughter of the most high God yet I wear waist beads around my waist
It helps me keeps my weight in check and no man have seen it
Change ur satanic mentality

Can i see them waist nd beads?

95% of the girls for Ghana dey wear beads....has nothing to do with oloshism. Though is now a trend amongst Nigeria olosho..kanyanmata

Who or where is it written that ladies who wear waist beads are hoes? I love waist beads and think a lot of ladies wear it as a fashion statement or to watch their weight. Ladies have been wearing waist, neck and leg beads from time immemorial.