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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 10:22am On Nov 27, 2021 |
DSC7: na just the alaye childish act, dey vex me |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:23am On Nov 27, 2021 |
I be alaye sure you don see small thing. If i come dey show you throw back nkoor?? 6months ago nigga hhheheh Born2winKingOG: |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 10:27am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice: wetin be the meaning of alaye, nor be small boy it mean. hahahaha. I nor be Yoruba bush boy o, I be deep south. hahahaha small boy, go through my abandoned born2win account and feed your eyes. we nor be ritualist, But we nor dey beg money to buy lappy |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:28am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Ah wereeay shebi you dey show your mango juice from six months. Werey omo Born2winKingOG: |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:30am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Na your type i dey see dey run cross road if i dey carry my pikin go school inside ac wey dey chill. You go carry crossbag and powerbank. Born2winKingOG: 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 10:33am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice: Nawaooo.... Dodoatirice u dey para ooooo 2secs u just off Kennedy based on little altercation...... Abegggggg give me update wey i go read till night fall 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 10:38am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice: Na abandoned account na. Abi na only mango juice you see there, dig more |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:38am On Nov 27, 2021 |
i say make i do small cruise with that OG ni, i no know say e go long like this. I for don drop plenty update. DSC7: |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 10:41am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice: nor go hustle, you go wait for gofundme die. street nor dey dash Money again, shey you know!. you go hungry die 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:45am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG:
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 10:51am On Nov 27, 2021 |
na shisha be that abi na wetin. dodoatirice observe Wetin dey table here..na wetin men dey take to calm pressure. fûck of here kiddo I nor reply you again, |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 10:53am On Nov 27, 2021 |
calling me a pos vendor, WHAT AN INSULT |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:54am On Nov 27, 2021 |
I’m just one responsible gee. You can see it here. You nor even geh car ode! Born2winKingOG:
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 10:56am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice:no car, but I get filling station. hahahaha 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:59am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG: Oh that says it all, manager of a filling station. Hmm i won’t reply you again ode! |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 11:02am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice: hahahaha. from pos vendor to manager....at least I nor be ritualist like you. hahahaha |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 11:07am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Hahahahahahahaha Make we continue tomorrow, i dey type one long update Born2winKingOG: 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 11:12am On Nov 27, 2021 |
DSC7:hahahaha. I never read am o. the guy put my name for the write up.. this smallie nor be here, I give up...he win.. make i off data 3 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 11:14am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Una don dey derail this fascinating thread wey man dey enjoy You both can open another thread to drag your supremacy battle while we enjoy the captivating posts we've been enjoying before. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by blesskewe(f): 11:17am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Dodoatirice How far na |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 11:37am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Abeg op no mind that badbelle man....just continue sambaring us with sweet updates 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by meneski(m): 12:21pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Nawa o... See roasting.,. I will be back to update the scores of this battle... Op I came out of ghost mode to comment. You dey try., Give us more updates please |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Aragthorn: 12:28pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice:Bros, abeg time weh you used to do this, you for don use am drop update.. Don't spoil this great work with unnecessary matter. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:53pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Soon as i touched down lag, Baba asked me to come bath oshe Asegbe, A spiritual type of soap that if you did anything Evil, you’d bath it and they’ll not trace anything back to you as he explained). Baba insisted i bath it anyway after i argued that I didn’t think anyone could trace Keno’s unbelievable act and that, I didn’t kill Keno, Keno ws the one who’d be arrested and tried. Baba made me understand that some people had powers too and someone might decide to investigate Keno’s act spiritually especially people from his family (and that was pretty logical). I bath the soap, returned to Baba’s coven and then Baba gave more intel. He told me he actually worked on Keno and Sammy Wire, but the spell only worked for Keno because he was just an ordinary human and his spirituality was very low hence why the casting worked on Keno. Sammy nkoor, Baba said regarding him, i needed to let sleeping dogs lie and that Sammy couldn’t be touched. I asked why. He laughed and then gave intel on it. Sammy and me we Spent the same bloodied money, just that, his own cashout just started and i was richer than him. But he had the Some Baba too just like i Have Baba and his coven. Baba then bursted my bubble saying, i reality, Sammy could be cashing out and that i was lucky i went at a time he he had just doubled his hustle and started making money. (Let me quote Baba). “Shey you know say that bobo wey try poison you na the same blood money una dey spend? God save you say na wen that Bobo juju pick na him you go go follow am drag supremacy.. That bobo wey you see so if you go drag with am next month, he go use money Pursue you commot for that place wey una dey flex. If you go meet am next year, he go don get money pass you, all the money wey you think say you get e plenty pass, na change e go be for that boy” I asked Baba if he was wyning me with saying the boy go get money pass me say na God save me the last timeout say the boy juju just dey gbera dey come. Baba told me to open my ears. He then went ahead and explained the type of money ritual the Nigga did. Sammywire’s spiritualist must have given him all the options and he settled for the one with the hen. “Gbenuesoun (Baba quipped after i cut him short with my “shey you dey wyn me question”) I tell you say person go get money pass you leave am like that. That bobo wey you dey see so, if you go meet am in 3/5 years to come, na him Grave yard them go take you go and no think them bury am like them dey bury person, na him body parts them go deposit for the coffin Bury because the kain die wey e go die, na him clothes him family go take recognize am. Na Chicken blood money the guy do. And that one mean say, them dig ground bury chicken for days, spiritually the chicken go survive am, then they’d retrieve it and tie it to a stake in the open, the Beneficiary of the spiritual juju go come carry Corn wey dem don soak spiritually and try to feed the chicken (which of course must have been hungry for days). The Beneficiary then pours out a handful of corn seeds on the floor. As soon as the corn seeds hit the earth, at that point is where the Beneficiary’s fate is decided. If the chicken no chop anything for the corn, he go die and that one mean, the Beneficiary head no carry the Juju and him self go die mysteriously in 3 days. If the chicken come pity am chop just one single seed, the Beneficiary go get money die but only for one year before e die like chicken. If the chicken chop 3 seeds come die, na 3 years the Beneficiary go take get money like sand but himself go die like Chicken after 3 years if the chicken chop 6 seeds come die, na 6 years the Benefi go take get money like sands of the earth but e noor go use pass 6 years before e die like foul. (He stressed further) na why that Bobo dey spend money anyhow for that place wey you go, na why if you go nextmonth, him go use money take disgrace you commot. But that Bobo no go use pass 3years for this life.” He then asked me if i got the point as to why he said I couldn’t match Sammy. I told him i got the point, thanked him and left. Everyone to his own demons. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:56pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Make i dey anticipate my next fiction against February 2022 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 12:57pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG:xo dis is all u been dey try do since? wit ya bad mouth....I bu onye ASAI! |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 1:04pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Op more pls.. as for the next fiction story....hope e go make pass this one?Shey u go add more sweet sweet ingredients to that one?Op u are doing well. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 1:05pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Sammy olololo I fear this your pattern gan. Bobo the vex say money dey but him go soon go. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:10pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Haakeem: Sure if you never add maggi to soup e nor dey sweet. A touch of realism and plenti plenti sugar is that not what makes fiction interesting? If only i was a writer and i could make use of perfect punctuation and paragraphing e for sweet me gannnn |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kpakam(m): 1:15pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Dodoatirice,nice one,u are doing well,but make una nor spoil this thread with quarel,let sleeping dogs lie,abeg |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:16pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Kpakam: Sure Boss, everything Na cruise. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 1:47pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG: .... Make u sef do update ur thread..... Do am as he do you.... |
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