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Probably just weird names for cocktails.

HRSweetness:
OMG! What actually makes the OP come across as unintelligent is the fact that he is quick to reach unverified conclusions. Imagine him stating he'd never hang out with his colleague cos he was asked to place his order.

People like the OP are not introverted by nature. Their introvertedness comes from self induced ignorance, hasty generalization and closed mindedness. They are therefore socially awkward yet entrenched in the belief that they are introverted.

Plus Op must be those kind of overly religious and annoying type of Nigerian. Just like that illiterate and foolish pulpit pastor that went viral for telling her sheeples to stop eating noodles...that it's demonic

Adonis86:
A colleague took me and a few other colleagues on a Christmas Eve outing in the popular Abakaliki Street in Awka. I was pressured by them to place an order, which I normally don't do. I'm not just a teetotaler but also an introvert.
So requested for their menu catalog, as I was perusing through, I came across nonsense and ingredient as what they also offer.

I was stunned at the sight. I jokingly called the attention of the host colleague to see what I saw. He boldly looked into my face and asked me to place the order if that's what I want. I was kinda disappointed. I've sworn never to go out with him anymore.

He was busy spraying cash on other of my female colleagues, which I don't understand the meaning. Perhaps due to the Yahoo boys sitting behind us who initiated the money spinning game.

I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.

Those things are names of cocktail drinks. Nothing sinister.

Amotolongbo:
What is your point

Cos these are normal cocktails given funny names

U just typed my mind.

Adonis86:
A colleague took me and a few other colleagues on a Christmas Eve outing in the popular Abakaliki Street in Awka. I was pressured by them to place an order, which I normally don't do. I'm not just a teetotaler but also an introvert.
So requested for their menu catalog, as I was perusing through, I came across nonsense and ingredient as what they also offer.

I was stunned at the sight. I jokingly called the attention of the host colleague to see what I saw. He boldly looked into my face and asked me to place the order if that's what I want. I was kinda disappointed. I've sworn never to go out with him anymore.

He was busy spraying cash on other of my female colleagues, which I don't understand the meaning. Perhaps due to the Yahoo boys sitting behind us who initiated the money spinning game.

I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.

That's the name of the drinks.
It's not really a Mouth Gig or sex menu.
I went to an upscale restaurant I Port Harcourt and met a similar menu.

Don't get worked up for nothing.

Check the menu below

Here is it

Irupetepete:
Wet pussy
Mouth Action
For hotel menu? Biko yeme address

Names of cocktails.

No biggie.

HRSweetness:
Not a big deal that he didn't know, but a very big deal that he didn't care to know before hastily reaching unfounded conclusions.

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My only disappointment is that he didn't order the BJ. God forbid they delivered some cocktail without unzipping his pants. All hell will break loose.
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Unfortunately the op is ignorant. These are "fun" names for the drinks. He will learn as he is more exposed.

Op should tell us the city he came back from, probably Ogbomosho because I knew those are drinks at the age of 18. They are regular menu in Benin City here and all the cities I have been to in the east.

Try dey update yourself before you commot go dey type opata for NL.

Adonis86:
A colleague took me and a few other colleagues on a Christmas Eve outing in the popular Abakaliki Street in Awka. I was pressured by them to place an order, which I normally don't do. I'm not just a teetotaler but also an introvert.
So requested for their menu catalog, as I was perusing through, I came across nonsense and ingredient as what they also offer.

I was stunned at the sight. I jokingly called the attention of the host colleague to see what I saw. He boldly looked into my face and asked me to place the order if that's what I want. I was kinda disappointed. I've sworn never to go out with him anymore.

He was busy spraying cash on other of my female colleagues, which I don't understand the meaning. Perhaps due to the Yahoo boys sitting behind us who initiated the money spinning game.

I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.

chival:
Probably just weird names for cocktails.

You are right.

Ignorance is a bitch.

When a self-righteous village man from Nnewi goes out for the first time, you should expect threads like this. Oga, those are names of cocktails. There is SEX ON THE BEACH, I bet if you had seen that, you will say there is mammywater lurking around to knack you. When they add virgin before the name, e mean say no alcohol.

This is why it is good to go out! It is a training too. Don’t stay inside your house and be claiming introvert and teetotaler, but if you see ordinary escalator, you no fit run am. If you dey commot, you go know say placing order is not for the fainthearted. You go know say you need morale to call waiter when bar full. You go still come know say na senior men dey chop peppered snail.

Njoku stop embarrassing yourself on a public forum!

Adonis86:
The most annoying is that virtually all the bars and hotels clubbing in the street now play gospel songs and worship songs amidst highlife and R&B.

I know I'm not perfect but God, I will kill Amy bitch that will try sit on my body. I don't pretend about my attitude to bitches... I'm single and happy.

Nothing can shock me in this world again but the world is fast closing up

Jeremani:
Sodom and gomorrah dey learn work for this our generation.

Reason why I don't believe some part of the Bible,

How come he destroyed somdom and gomorrah and decide to leave this our generation?

They said he never sleep nor slumber,
I say after that incident he's been sleeping cos
Is obvious.

Am sorry Lord I'm a believer... but I don't believe everything about your holy book.

you just talk. Do you know the kind of terrible atrocities committed by Sodom&Gommorah. It wasn't just homosexuality,gluttony,idleness.

They set up beds at ever corner of the cities and openly raped male visitors visiting their city, this act was approved by their judges and law makers.

They also made a decree to starve anybody visiting their city to death, when the visitor is at the point of death they will strip him of all his belongings and garments and fight over it. This they did despite their excessive wealth.

There was a woman they killed for helping one of their victims while He was being starved to death.

She was killed with bees. They painted her body with honey and unleashed bees on her.

Do not forget they also attempted raping Angels.

Adonis86:
A c.

Op has ran away from the tread after realizing his foolishness
This op is so useless to the point that he couldn't just ask the person that took him out what that means.

Adonis86:
A colleague took me and a few other colleagues on a Christmas Eve outing in the popular Abakaliki Street in Awka. I was pressured by them to place an order, which I normally don't do. I'm not just a teetotaler but also an introvert.
So requested for their menu catalog, as I was perusing through, I came across nonsense and ingredient as what they also offer.

I was stunned at the sight. I jokingly called the attention of the host colleague to see what I saw. He boldly looked into my face and asked me to place the order if that's what I want. I was kinda disappointed. I've sworn never to go out with him anymore.

He was busy spraying cash on other of my female colleagues, which I don't understand the meaning. Perhaps due to the Yahoo boys sitting behind us who initiated the money spinning game.

I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.

Too many ignorant people in Nigeria,no wonder the country is so backward. The o.p probably never stepped outside his father's hut from birth. I do wish the workers at the bar would sue his ass for defamation. Ignorant toerag.

Angelfrost:
I tire for the guy o.... Who even advertises sex on a food menu?!! Brothels don't even stoop that low.

Even went as far as creating a thread.... Whoever moved this to FP is either equally ignorant or wanted to embarrass the guy.

It's sad just how quickly he would demean people working hard to earn a living.

For someone that is literate enough to spell teetotaler , I am really disappointed that the misogyny in him didn't let him google the names of cocktails

arimahoseloka:
you just talk. Do you know the kind of terrible atrocities committed by Sodom&Gommorah. It wasn't just homosexuality,gluttony,idleness.

They set up beds at ever corner of the cities and openly raped male visitors visiting their city, this act was approved by their judges and law makers.

They also made a decree to starve anybody visiting their city to death, when the visitor is at the point of death they will strip him of all his belongings and garments and fight over it. This they did despite their excessive wealth.

There was a woman they killed for helping one of their victims while He was being starved to death.

She was killed with bees. They painted her body with honey and unleashed bees on her.

Do not forget they also attempted raping Angels.

True..... This story is in d quran too

arimahoseloka:
you just talk. Do you know the kind of terrible atrocities committed by Sodom&Gommorah. It wasn't just homosexuality,gluttony,idleness.

They set up beds at ever corner of the cities and openly raped male visitors visiting their city, this act was approved by their judges and law makers.

They also made a decree to starve anybody visiting their city to death, when the visitor is at the point of death they will strip him of all his belongings and garments and fight over it. This they did despite their excessive wealth.

There was a woman they killed for helping one of their victims while He was being starved to death.

She was killed with bees. They painted her body with honey and unleashed bees on her.

Do not forget they also attempted raping Angels.

True..... This story is in d Quran too

pocohantas:
When a self-righteous village man from Nnewi goes out for the first time, you should expect threads like this. Oga, those are names of cocktails. There is SEX ON THE BEACH, I bet if you had seen that, you will say there is mammywater lurking around to knack you. When they add virgin before the name, e mean say no alcohol.

This is why it is good to go out! It is a training too. Don’t stay inside your house and be claiming introvert and teetotaler, but if you see ordinary escalator, you no fit run am. If you dey commot, you go know say placing order is not for the fainthearted. You go know say you need morale to call waiter when bar full. You go still come know say na senior men dey chop peppered snail.

Njoku stop embarrassing yourself on a public forum!

For real The guy local die, like person wey never comot for him life.
I laughed my head off when I saw this crap post. Said all the waiting people are prostitutes. One popular cocktail here in the SE is even named "Virgin Orgasm". Where them wan find virgin for Awka give una for N2,500?

Omo! But Poco, Mama, you tear eye ooo!! See parole knowledge nau

Jeremani:
Sodom and gomorrah dey learn work for this our generation.

Reason why I don't believe some part of the Bible,

How come he destroyed somdom and gomorrah and decide to leave this our generation?

They said he never sleep nor slumber,
I say after that incident he's been sleeping cos
Is obvious.

Am sorry Lord I'm a believer... but I don't believe everything about your holy book.

well i hope this don't stand as testimony against u on the finals, have you heard of the period called "PERIOD OF GRACE"? stop talking like you have read and master the bible, this your statement shows how ignorant you are.

Learnt something new today. Would've also embarrassingly brought my black d1vk out if I was offered a "Mouth Action" or a "wetpussy" by a hot sexy waitress in a night club.

So na name of cocktails? Wow

Abeg mek una no dey insult OP joor cos even me wey don travel small na today I learn this.

phemmyfour:
Illiterate

Some cocktails are given funny names

your father is an illiterate

See your life

Everything up there nah international cocktails

Mind Don dey reason dirty things already

pocohantas:
When a self-righteous village man from Nnewi goes out for the first time, you should expect threads like this. Oga, those are names of cocktails. There is SEX ON THE BEACH, I bet if you had seen that, you will say there is mammywater lurking around to knack you. When they add virgin before the name, e mean say no alcohol.

This is why it is good to go out! It is a training too. Don’t stay inside your house and be claiming introvert and teetotaler, but if you see ordinary escalator, you no fit run am. If you dey commot, you go know say placing order is not for the fainthearted. You go know say you need morale to call waiter when bar full. You go still come know say na senior men dey chop peppered snail.

Njoku stop embarrassing yourself on a public forum!

This girl and her bad mouth. I'm just laffing like a mad man

eduj:
bro you're out of your depth. Yes indecency is the norm of the day, but hypocrisy is part of that norm too.

What am trying to say is that what you saw in that menu is what it truly states- wet pussy and blowjobs are truly a cocktail . If you doubt me, order one.

And to think most of those commenting on this thread are ignorant of the fact

Oh na now u know say local unenlightened people na im full this forum

eduj:
bro you're out of your depth. Yes indecency is the norm of the day, but hypocrisy is part of that norm too.

What am trying to say is that what you saw in that menu is what it truly states- wet pussy and blowjobs are truly a cocktail . If you doubt me, order one.

And to think most of those commenting on this thread are ignorant of the fact

bro thank you jare..... E dey lazy me to explain........even me got to Know last year.

Wet Pussy cocktail has a naughty name, but he tastes fruity and creamy. The combination of the raspberry liqueur and the cream liquor together with the milk give the wet pussy an incomparable taste. if you like it even creamier, you can replace the milk with cream.

INGREDIENTS
30 ml/ 1 oz. Chambord raspberry liqueur
30 ml/ 1 oz. Baileys Irish Cream
90 ml/ 3 oz. milk
90 ml/ 3 oz. cream
METHOD
Add all ingredients into a shaker with ice.
Shake and strain into a chilled glass.
Garnish with some berries.


You couldn't even make research to ascertain what the wet pussy was all about.

brightfuture24:
For real The guy local die, like person wey never comot for him life.
I laughed my head off when I saw this crap post. Said all the waiting people are prostitutes. One popular cocktail here in the SE is even named "Virgin Orgasm". Where them wan find virgin for Awka give una for N2,500?

Omo! But Poco, Mama, you tear eye ooo!! See parole knowledge nau

Very local and close minded individual o. See the way he started telling us he doesn’t place orders because he is a teetotaler. I am a teetotaler too and nobody send my papa. Even mine doesn’t care and I am sure he wouldn’t mind if I dey sip small. Does that stop me from placing orders?

Babe I swear it is good to go out. There are things you would never know stuck in your house. There are people you would never meet inside your room.

When I talk say all these redpillers wey dey quick insult women na ekuke, e go be like I too dey tackle them.

Mate! You are an ignoramus, those are just nicknames for drinks. Ewu gambia! You probarbly considers yourself educated. Fool!

The lesson here for anyone whose at least 30 years old.
If you already know who you are fully, learn to be assertive
Minimise how people influence your opinions and decisions
Make your own life rules.
Especially if you are good at analysing accurately
Trust you instinct & reasoning methods.