E go be

Sheriman:
Some Nairalanders who never visited ordinary immigration office in their life will come here to tell us lies.

speak for yourself not others

Surprisingly some people came back despite the insecurity, and they caused more price hikes for the locals lol

Abeg make una beg Emeka to leave my wife or I will poison him oh?

I just returned from the United States of America yesterday to celebrate the yuletide. Honestly, the power situation in Nigeria is pretty poor, i have been running my generator all day and nights.

post=108968084:
Good thread

None of us wants to eat ur vulture meat

Iliveforever:


None of us wants to eat ur vulture meat

Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique.
Rule 1.
Rule 2.

Lies upon lies will litter this thread from those that don't even own an international passport.

After a while outside the country, Nigeria feels different. The first thing you notice is the noise and heat.
From April 2019 to December 2021, I drove about 53K Km and I used my horn 5 times and the 5th time was just to disturb a friend. In Nigeria, I try not to use the horn but people use the horn as a toy.

There are no lane marking on some part of 3rd mainland and Oshodi - Gbagada road. Like WTF?

Nobody has billed me. All my friends are currently doing very well in Nigeria.

I don't trust Google maps in Nigeria. It hasn't be so accurate for me.

Oh lastly security makes everyone that calling me by 8pm but in my base, I go out to jog by 2am.

Did I mention the heat?

Update 1
Another difference I just remembered is buying fuel/gas. Since I left Nigeria, It's only once I have had to buy gas/fuel and it was sold by an attendant. 99% of gas/fuel stations are self service. Tap your card, dispense fuel and go.

E no easy

Robisky001:
Lies upon lies will litter this thread from those that don't even own an international passport.

you wey hol passport tell us your own lies Na orishirishi

Furcko:
speak for yourself not others

Don't mind the Idiat!

NLPoliceWoman:

Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique.
Rule 1.
Rule 2.

Shame on you and on your pedigree

Ebubu:
Expect lies from impostors wey never cross deme border just for cruise

Normal levels na...

That awkward moment when you wish this question was suited for you but one day we shall crossover

Bridget95:
I just returned from the United States of America yesterday to celebrate the yuletide. Honestly, the power situation in Nigeria is pretty poor, i have been running my generator all day and nights.

You can try and purchase a mini solar to use at night, I can't sleep without light. Big shame, Nigeria.

Furcko:
you wey hol passport tell us your own lies Na orishirishi

Why are you more interested in my experience so far?

Them dey Nairaland? Na toilet cleaners like Rossike and EgunMogaji2 dey make the most noise here. They should stay back in their host nations. Na empty pockets and accent dem carry come, nothing else.

Hiding from village people, and beggy beggy people.

Abroad people who do come to Nigeria, it's your confidence for me.Don't you fear kidnap, robbery,e.t.c?
Staying alive everyday in Nigeria is just by grace.

Once I leave,I ain't coming back.
I'll just build house here in Naija where I will lease out.Incase conflict happens I will have a home back in Naija to run to.

My wife can come to Naija but none of my kids are gonna come here!

meobizy:
Them dey Nairaland? Na toilet cleaners like Rossike and EgunMogaji2 dey make the most noise here. They should stay back in their host nations. Na empty pockets and accent dem carry come, nothing else.

Pumpumking just came back from London

Who da hell in their right mind would wanna visit that unsecured shithole? So that the thieving nigerian police can arrest or shoot them for owning a 50 quid samsung mobile phone.

Iliveforever:


None of us wants to eat ur vulture meat

I hear they are dead monkey meat also.

2braithe:


Pumpumking just came back from London

Lol.

Iliveforever:
God no go shame us.

East booming like never before.
Thank God for IPOB
BIAFRA
ESN
MAZI NNAMDI KANU

Booming economically and with government services, utilities, facilities and infrastructure maintenance? Can you please provide more details. Thanks

abobote:
I'm coming home, wetin dey my mind, na how to drible my wife and bang some pussy

She will catch you in Jesus name.

Pegi23:
The light here is something else.. I'm not use to it...and damn there is heat..I'm so sad.

shut your damn mouth 'fore you dropped , nigga

I am swanging corners like the city boys that’s how I ride

meobizy:
Them dey Nairaland? Na toilet cleaners like Rossike and EgunMogaji2 dey make the most noise here. They should stay back in their host nations. Na empty pockets and accent dem carry come, nothing else.

What is wrong with cleaning toilets? I cleaned toilets in Macdonalds during my school holidays to make my pocket money.