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| Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by GuyWise101(op): 11:18am On Feb 22, 2022*. Modified: 5:13pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk...... I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle. I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself  This time I wasn't almost caught. 64 Likes 10 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Haakeem(m): 11:25am On Feb 22, 2022 |
clown  , this sound so weird. 277 Likes 15 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Nobody: 11:27am On Feb 22, 2022 |
Omg!!! Damn! I once masturbated in class...  Sneaky... Lol... Nope... Never! I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other... 265 Likes 18 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by heniford2: 11:28am On Feb 22, 2022 |
Yeah 4 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Ever8090: 11:29am On Feb 22, 2022 |
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!! 516 Likes 34 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Vinnie2000(m): 11:32am On Feb 22, 2022 |
OP, There is a part in d book of proverbs which says it takes a bad experience for us to change our ways. One day, sb will watch and film you, rubbing ur dick. Ur sex tape go burst out for social media like Oxlade n Tiwa. Ur eye go clear. 176 Likes 12 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Vinnie2000(m): 11:39am On Feb 22, 2022 |
Ever8090:I Suspect dat dem still dey chop free food from dier mama pot. If u re paying ur own bills, you wont have time for certain things. 270 Likes 31 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Goldbw122(m): 11:44am On Feb 22, 2022 |
GuyWise101:This one don pass be careful.. 50 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Goldbw122(m): 11:45am On Feb 22, 2022 |
Datboredberri:Upon all you nor still hear word... 8 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Whazar(m): 11:46am On Feb 22, 2022 |
This op nah eleribu Masturbate for commercial bus? Who even masturbate where he makes money? 240 Likes 14 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by chigoziri2403(m): 11:46am On Feb 22, 2022 |
Datboredberri:you are a legend 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by SenecaTheYonger: 11:49am On Feb 22, 2022*. Modified: 3:42pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Vinnie2000:But why una too dey lie for this website? You mean you’re hustling 18 hours a day without any breaks? C’mon getat 21 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Kollins11: 11:56am On Feb 22, 2022*. Modified: 4:52pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo! One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate. I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece. She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room. So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“ 628 Likes 45 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Mhykel217(m): 12:21pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Kollins11: she just said it outta love..for d fact that you're her son. She go dey reason am inside her  u fall her hand dude 297 Likes 10 Shares
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| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Kollins11: 12:39pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Mhykel217: You know how many times, my mama don catch me with woman pants down. Asin.. I and the girl dey completely naked. She go almost wan chase the girls out with their unclothedness. She don tire to dey warn me and yet she no want make I go rent my own apartment. 103 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Mhykel217(m): 12:49pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Kollins11:sharrap..thats not wah we're talking about. ur mom should be happy seeing u pants down with a chicc than masturbating boy  64 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Kollins11: 12:53pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Mhykel217:Ogbeni.. Be calming down please. 18 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Kollins11: 12:53pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Mhykel217:Ogbeni.. Be calming down please. 8 Likes |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Haakeem(m): 1:08pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Mhykel217:rubbish! Masturbating is worse, fornicating is worstest azin nt worster o, worstest! 18 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Thesaint141(m): 1:16pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Kollins11: 14 Likes
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| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Mastakija(m): 3:22pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Haakeem:no sin is worse All sins are thesame Its just d way we humman view them 45 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Vinnie2000(m): 3:30pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Kollins11:Lol, its like your libido dey high o. 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Vifx: 3:31pm On Feb 22, 2022*. Modified: 12:27am On Aug 12, 2023 |
Lol 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Kingjames(m): 3:49pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Please which is a lesser sin : Masturbation, sex with a prostitute or with a girlfriend this konji of mine won't hear word and am entangled with Religious doctrine etc pls help *not financially and emotionally ready to marry yet 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Mhykel217(m): 4:52pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
[s] Haakeem:[/s] 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by shilenji(m): 5:03pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
I came in here to laugh and only reading a few comments did it thanks collins 52 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Rexymania(m): 5:06pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Your mum is very funny Kollins11: 14 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by SimeonOTC(m): 5:08pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
GuyWise101:O.P i am just curious to know what you used as a lubricant in that bus wetti you use  21 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by GuyWise101(op): 5:13pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
SimeonOTC:Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I carry my Vaseline enter bus 15 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by dilini(m): 5:20pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Masturbating is a sin against your body and a odorful smell to the nostrils of God just same way fornication and adultery rots too Anywayz, this guy below had his best friend gave him the shock of his life from the way she was licking this in his car https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teOLMNnlk3w 6 Likes |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Szilard: 5:37pm On Feb 22, 2022*. Modified: 2:30pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Wait, Like you masturbate in your shop and in a commercial bus too?? This is mad naw...jeez Modified: There's no way you can tell me that seun isn't liasing with these mods to post stupid controversial topics on FP... Like...why on earth is this on FP!...damn! 18 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by terrezo2002(m): 5:39pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
GuyWise101:This your life is not normal. It would land you in serious troubles if you continue. 15 Likes 1 Share |
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