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GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

Put your hands on your head and repeat after me..
Lord have mercy on me...

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

You seems to be starving yourself of sex, when you have lovely girls around you

Untill you strangle the nerves in your groin, you won't know what you are doing to yourself

This one is just desperate for front page

Mhykel217:

she just said it outta love..for d fact that you're her son. She go dey reason am inside her u fall her hand dude

you're right she would have been proud if he was pounding some fat ass instead

Bmaster:
says a chronic fornicator

I am a child of light and not a sinner like yourself

Ladies can masturbate for Africa.

Clitoris self

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

You sick and you need Psychological, mental and spiritual help

Haha this guy self

U need Jesus
Contact mummy G.O

Masturbation isn't my thing (Not when I can easily find a babe and have sex). But I have once had a quick sexual encounter with a girl inside lecture theater at the University back then. Arrived some 15 minutes earlier ahead of other students, we both had decided to throw caution to the wind by having sex on the bare cold floor, just behind the row of seats. It was a daring feat...

That guy tht was. Caught by his mum his mum supposed to bring one girl for u na .he knew u need something to stick it in and ride her to the moon and back.

Why she no bring her friend daughter tht js matured enough to fhuck.

Give ur life to Christ...no be enjoyment. You be like chaf now, when small breeze blow, e go carry you.

Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

haha your mum was enjoying it shaa

[quote author=GuyWise101 post=110442444][/quote]Guy you nur wise

Do you still see customers patronizing you in that shop?. Because i learnt that when you did that in where you are making money, everything stops for you.

Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn!

I once masturbated in class...

Sneaky...

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other...

How did you know

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GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

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Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn!

I once masturbated in class...

Sneaky...

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other...

All these never do well prodigal children. Signs of end time. Haba

Brownshoe:
Do you still see customers patronizing you in that shop?. Because i learnt that when you did that in where you are making money, everything stops for you.

Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

That some white lies.

I make good sales

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

You need help. Seek for help on how to save yourself the shame, scandals and disgusting stigma that would follow you the day you will be caught. Certainly, you will lose some of your customers, you will be termed irresponsible and if will affect your business and finance.
Go for help.

iLegendd:
The end is premaláture ejacûlation when the real deal starts. You're training or have trained your mind to c*m quickily.

Anyway, when you finally get married and you end up being a minute man or or 4 minutes man and not satisfying her, don't forget there is a book that will make you last 7 hours naturally without drugs.

The name is Lasticle. Search for it on Google and download the free version.

Please, don't spend money on sex enhancement drugs or herb — they have side effects in the long run.

Learn how to last as long as you want in bed naturally and permanently by reading Lasticle and practicing the simple secrets revealed in the book.

Thank me later, Mr. Future 4 Minutes Man.

give me discription about the book.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

This is so none sense and topic like this should not hit front-page, I assume lala is short of news. This boy is an idiot and how did you manage to type confidently that you masturbated in the bus and Bush arghh. Tbh, you are so disgusting and yet to know what you want in life. You kept masturbating your life away.

I can tell you for a free, if you don't stop and take caution, it will end in tears and besides it seems you live and feed in your moma house and I don't think a responsible adult will masturbate about like a dog..

If you will want to be liberated, begin with Jesus by giving your life to Christ. Before the spirit of masturbating destroys your goals and aspirations in life.

Ever8090:
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!

Foolishness no get season.

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Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn!

I once masturbated in class...

Sneaky...

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other...

[/s] Children of the devil

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

If you are a Christian pray to God to deliver you from this satanic spirit, it might look very normal to you but trust me it isn't.

Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn!

I once masturbated in class...

Sneaky...

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other...

Nawa o, Seems like Most Nigerians are now embracing masturbation

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

You need deliverance

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

Disgusting human being!
You are even typing it with pride as if it's an achievement!

Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

Your mama sef na gbasky woman

Check yourself into any nearby psychiatric ASAP

Goldbw122:
Upon all you nor still hear word...

Marlians nor dey hear word

It is sad that in this day and age, Nairaland still publishes posts of the lowest of standards and rock bottom depravity.
And they still shockingly shift such posts to FP. Why?

Are you guys not capable of ensuring the best practices on this site?