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[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Chima and I always have fart contests....so far.... is winning![/quote]do u mean u guys actually play a mess league?

jk lawson: That's so not nice!

its really important to mess honey, n i mean alot of it

Having a sensitive nose makes me hate fart so i told her never to try it in my presence even though she warned me before of her prowees. The last time she came visiting, i broke my own rule by landing a thunderous fart which did not smell at all. She responding later with two silent killers, i had to bury my head inside the bed. I apologized for starting it, begged her to stop it. The whole place smelled like a poutry. Chai, women with their toilet stomach!

Idowuogbo: Yes ke! Y not? Abeg na aroma mehnn!! He go happy sef if my mess na weapon wey go clear Boko bois

Iso to gbayi!

ROFL

honeric01: Having a sensitive nose makes me hate fart so i told her never to try it in my presence even though she warned me before of her prowees. The last time she came visiting, i broke my own rule by landing a thunderous fart which did not smell at all. She responding later with two silent killers, i had to bury my head inside the bed. I apologized for starting it, begged her to stop it. The whole place smelled like a poutry. Chai, women with their toilet stomach!

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH oh my gosh hahahahaa abeg mek I stop laugh lollllllll nvm I can't

honeric01: Having a sensitive nose makes me hate fart so i told her never to try it in my presence even though she warned me before of her prowees. The last time she came visiting, i broke my own rule by landing a thunderous fart which did not smell at all. She responding later with two silent killers, i had to bury my head inside the bed. I apologized for starting it, begged her to stop it. The whole place smelled like a poutry. Chai, women with their toilet stomach!

this is one of the countless prove dat a lady's mess smells more dan a guy's

[quote author=temmy.m3]MESSMERISING Husband and wife. hope you both wont shit in your pants during your special competition..

why would u wanna think of messing at your partners pressence? what is the pride in that If it s by mistake, Fine. but otherwise omo sometin dey happen o, if u get dysentry then try using capsules and flagil or try local herbs and stop being an ONISO o .. puff..puff..poooooo, kai. farting everywhere.. damn, Bad habit.. hope u wont fart at ur inlaw's presence too...

chai.. Look at the Onisos and Onijedijedi gbogbo's comments.. cant believe messing is worth celebratin o.[/quote]Finally yu don tok ur own as I take tok my own

unbranded0029: Sometimes, u can't control mess. In d past, i used to release in my gf's presence. She frown about it at first, and later wud run outside to allow d air cool off. Then came one day she decided to pay me back. U knw gurls, dem too chop sweet things that generate high smellin mess. I was wt her in our room dt faithful day wen she scrambled d air. I shout eh, no b small. D mess smel 4 d whole day. There's nothin i didnt use 2 try 2 clear d air. First i sprayd perfume, no way. I then reach out 4 air freshner, no way. Later, i went 4 camphor so tee my custometic shop customa begin ask me weda rat die 4 my hous. Since dt day, i neva try a m again.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Liar Liar

Shollypopz: Personally, i don't think it's appropriate to freely fart in front of anyone. It's not about who i'm comfortable around.......from a very young age, i was taught that it's bad manners. Be comfortable all you want.........but there's still not a good reason to do it. Do you pick your nose in front of your partner, too? Sit on the toilet with the door wide open for all to see? Tweeze your nipple hairs? Some matters of personal hygiene and bodily functions, in my opinion, should be left private.
You may find it okay to fart but others in the room may not, so why offend them? Why not get up and leave the room for 2 seconds to do what you have to do?
It's a totally natural bodily functions and if it happens accidentally, fine!........p an "excuse" me should be said just like when you burp. But to purposely do it goes against my upbringing so i don't do it.

Just imagining if the farts are released in loud quantum doses in a public place... After every packet, an 'excuse me' would follow. Hmmm

Vikin: The day my guy tried it with me while we were walking to the car, The sound was thunderous, i just smiled and kept a straight face

By the time we entered the car, He turned on the hearter, windows closed, as soon as the temperature became normal, i silently released a North Korea nuclear bomb. Also kept a straight face,

No body tell am to park by the side, and run out of the car. I kept my straight face,

Before he entered, he pleaded with me not to do it again!

Now, before he tries it with me, he has to be sure he will win the battle..

ROTFLMFAO!!!...BADDEST GAL

Notin bad in fartin nau. Jst dpends on d mood of ur boo.

There's no problem at all. It's a natural safety relieve valve that opens when necessary.

Vikin: The day my guy tried it with me while we were walking to the car, The sound was thunderous, i just smiled and kept a straight face

By the time we entered the car, He turned on the hearter, windows closed, as soon as the temperature became normal, i silently released a North Korea nuclear bomb. Also kept a straight face,

No body tell am to park by the side, and run out of the car. I kept my straight face,

Before he entered, he pleaded with me not to do it again!

Now, before he tries it with me, he has to be sure he will win the battle..

Choi lwkmh..
This really cracked me up...

gemstone22: Of course. Why not? Messing togther makes the love stronger.

Now this is crazy

@topic
Yes i can.. but only if he starts it first.. Na there i go show am pepper no dulling.

cindyrella: Now this is crazy

@topic
Yes i can.. but only if he starts it first.. Na there i go show am pepper no dulling.

do u mean ur mess has a peppery smell?

masterpiecer: do u mean ur mess has a peppery smell?

Yes ke!
it is a nose destroyer

cindyrella: Yes ke!
it is a nose destroyer

*runs at speed of light with shoes in hands*
i am already weeping for ur boyfriend, or next boyfriend

i been dey think say Cinderellas nor dey mess o

if you can't fart in front of your partner then you are in trouble!

It is a natural bodily function and if you can put your partner's toto or condo in your mouth....how come you can't tolerate the flatulence?

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PStylish: I hate smelling fart with the whole of my heart. Not even mine is acceptable.

My babe dare not fart in my presence albeit intentionally. I can pardon mistakes.

I usually fart when I'm with ladies (can't explain it) but they never showed any ill feeling. But I felt ahamed of myself each time it happened.

I think we guys are just fart factories.

You are human. Shit happens. No pun intended.

masterpiecer: *runs at speed of light with shoes in hands*
i am already weeping for ur boyfriend, or next boyfriend

Lolz where are you running to?? Come back here joor! b4 i release one for ur head

No need to weep for him he will be fine.

masterpiecer: i been dey think say Cinderellas nor dey mess o

Stay there make pant dey wear you... Na we mess pass sef..

Some guys and ladies here are so gross. Can't fart In front of anyone however close. If my girlfriend does that, i'll smile and tell her not to repeat it.

cindyrella: Stay there make pant dey wear you... Na we mess pass sef..

Eh en, so all dem pretty girls i see in shopping malls and cinemas actually do mess.

its fun to me when a pretty girl does it, i mean if we were dating. truth is, wen a girl does dat in ur presence, she has little or nothing to hide from u anymore, i see it as a level of intimacy.

so all dem pretty ladies, just keep messing, but not d killer type o

masterpiecer: Pls stay n bring d fun back
(Btw y did u stopped replying ma mail?)

Hey masterpiecer, i haven't been on here in awhile...My work is overwhelming at times...I think I will start a thread that will create some gud chaos...hope u have my back

[quote author=Latrice699@gmail.com]Hey masterpiecer, i haven't been on here in awhile...My work is overwhelming at times...I think I will start a thread that will create some gud chaos...hope u have my back[/quote]sure girl, i will always have ur back, patiently waiting to see some drama

the last time i took permision he said it's his pleasure

Yes

Beync: the last time i took permision he said it's his pleasure

dat kinda sound romantic though

If he farts 1st, eheeeeen no wahala will load my stomach with Beans, ground-nuts, moi-moi, akara etc then go release them on him wetin sef

Sure I do, I mean its natural and the isn't no pretence in our relationship, we bath together and I keep him company in d loo likewise him, we even drink tea dre! Cos he stays so long dre! Lol,but not just weeks in d relationship oo