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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 3:20pm On May 10, 2012 |
Mrs.Chima: do u mean u guys actually play a mess league? 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 3:25pm On May 10, 2012 |
jk lawson: That's so not nice! its really important to mess honey, n i mean alot of it 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by honeric01(m): 3:48pm On May 10, 2012 |
Having a sensitive nose makes me hate fart so i told her never to try it in my presence even though she warned me before of her prowees. The last time she came visiting, i broke my own rule by landing a thunderous fart which did not smell at all. She responding later with two silent killers, i had to bury my head inside the bed. I apologized for starting it, begged her to stop it. The whole place smelled like a poutry. Chai, women with their toilet stomach! 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Fulaman198(m): 9:34pm On May 10, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Yes ke! Y not? Abeg na aroma mehnn!! He go happy sef if my mess na weapon wey go clear Boko bois ROFL |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Fulaman198(m): 9:35pm On May 10, 2012 |
honeric01: Having a sensitive nose makes me hate fart so i told her never to try it in my presence even though she warned me before of her prowees. The last time she came visiting, i broke my own rule by landing a thunderous fart which did not smell at all. She responding later with two silent killers, i had to bury my head inside the bed. I apologized for starting it, begged her to stop it. The whole place smelled like a poutry. Chai, women with their toilet stomach! HAHAAHAHAHAHAH oh my gosh hahahahaa abeg mek I stop laugh lollllllll nvm I can't |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 10:52am On May 11, 2012 |
honeric01: Having a sensitive nose makes me hate fart so i told her never to try it in my presence even though she warned me before of her prowees. The last time she came visiting, i broke my own rule by landing a thunderous fart which did not smell at all. She responding later with two silent killers, i had to bury my head inside the bed. I apologized for starting it, begged her to stop it. The whole place smelled like a poutry. Chai, women with their toilet stomach! this is one of the countless prove dat a lady's mess smells more dan a guy's 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by koolJ1(f): 1:25pm On May 13, 2012 |
temmy.m3: Finally yu don tok ur own as I take tok my own |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by ajufinz(m): 10:39pm On Jun 06, 2012 |
unbranded0029: Sometimes, u can't control mess. In d past, i used to release in my gf's presence. She frown about it at first, and later wud run outside to allow d air cool off. Then came one day she decided to pay me back. U knw gurls, dem too chop sweet things that generate high smellin mess. I was wt her in our room dt faithful day wen she scrambled d air. I shout eh, no b small. D mess smel 4 d whole day. There's nothin i didnt use 2 try 2 clear d air. First i sprayd perfume, no way. I then reach out 4 air freshner, no way. Later, i went 4 camphor so tee my custometic shop customa begin ask me weda rat die 4 my hous. Since dt day, i neva try a m again.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Liar Liar |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by NaMe4: 8:14am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Shollypopz: Personally, i don't think it's appropriate to freely fart in front of anyone. It's not about who i'm comfortable around.......from a very young age, i was taught that it's bad manners. Be comfortable all you want.........but there's still not a good reason to do it. Do you pick your nose in front of your partner, too? Sit on the toilet with the door wide open for all to see? Tweeze your nipple hairs? Some matters of personal hygiene and bodily functions, in my opinion, should be left private. Just imagining if the farts are released in loud quantum doses in a public place... After every packet, an 'excuse me' would follow. Hmmm |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Jaykizz(m): 6:48pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Vikin: The day my guy tried it with me while we were walking to the car, The sound was thunderous, i just smiled and kept a straight face ROTFLMFAO!!!...BADDEST GAL |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Jaykizz(m): 7:00pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Notin bad in fartin nau. Jst dpends on d mood of ur boo. |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by paix(m): 3:30am On Jun 09, 2012 |
There's no problem at all. It's a natural safety relieve valve that opens when necessary. |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by cindyrella(f): 11:52am On Jun 09, 2012 |
Vikin: The day my guy tried it with me while we were walking to the car, The sound was thunderous, i just smiled and kept a straight face Choi lwkmh.. This really cracked me up... |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by cindyrella(f): 12:09pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
gemstone22: Of course. Why not? Messing togther makes the love stronger. Now this is crazy @topic Yes i can.. but only if he starts it first.. Na there i go show am pepper no dulling. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 2:03pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
cindyrella: do u mean ur mess has a peppery smell? |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by cindyrella(f): 2:34pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
masterpiecer: Yes ke! it is a nose destroyer |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 2:50pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
cindyrella: *runs at speed of light with shoes in hands* i am already weeping for ur boyfriend, or next boyfriend |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 2:52pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
i been dey think say Cinderellas nor dey mess o |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by MrsChima(f): 2:57pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
if you can't fart in front of your partner then you are in trouble! It is a natural bodily function and if you can put your partner's toto or condo in your mouth....how come you can't tolerate the flatulence? 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Nobody: 3:06pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by MrsChima(f): 3:12pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
PStylish: I hate smelling fart with the whole of my heart. Not even mine is acceptable. You are human. Shit happens. No pun intended. |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by cindyrella(f): 4:05pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
masterpiecer: Lolz where are you running to?? Come back here joor! b4 i release one for ur head No need to weep for him he will be fine. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by cindyrella(f): 4:07pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
masterpiecer: i been dey think say Cinderellas nor dey mess o Stay there make pant dey wear you... Na we mess pass sef.. 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by boron10(m): 7:38am On Jun 10, 2012 |
Some guys and ladies here are so gross. Can't fart In front of anyone however close. If my girlfriend does that, i'll smile and tell her not to repeat it. |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 8:07am On Jun 10, 2012 |
cindyrella: Eh en, so all dem pretty girls i see in shopping malls and cinemas actually do mess. its fun to me when a pretty girl does it, i mean if we were dating. truth is, wen a girl does dat in ur presence, she has little or nothing to hide from u anymore, i see it as a level of intimacy. so all dem pretty ladies, just keep messing, but not d killer type o 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Latrice699gmailcom(f): 7:46pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
masterpiecer:Hey masterpiecer, i haven't been on here in awhile...My work is overwhelming at times...I think I will start a thread that will create some gud chaos...hope u have my back |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 6:18am On Aug 04, 2012 |
Latrice699@gmail.com: sure girl, i will always have ur back, patiently waiting to see some drama |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Beync(f): 6:52am On Aug 04, 2012 |
the last time i took permision he said it's his pleasure |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by MMM2(m): 8:21am On Aug 04, 2012 |
Yes |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 8:28am On Aug 04, 2012 |
Beync: the last time i took permision he said it's his pleasure dat kinda sound romantic though |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Black002(f): 11:45am On Dec 06, 2012 |
If he farts 1st, eheeeeen no wahala will load my stomach with Beans, ground-nuts, moi-moi, akara etc then go release them on him wetin sef 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by edelweiss(f): 8:00pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
Sure I do, I mean its natural and the isn't no pretence in our relationship, we bath together and I keep him company in d loo likewise him, we even drink tea dre! Cos he stays so long dre! Lol,but not just weeks in d relationship oo 1 Like |
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