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MadamVanessa:



For crying out loud what will even make a girl to land a guy slap for wooing her. Listen to him if you want to if he keeps pestering you, ignore him totally. Slapping him, obviously you're inviting a very big trouble to yourself.

A girl once did that to my elder brother, even me I was pitying the girl, because I Know how aggressive my brother is. I just knew that her own is finished. Of all the things to do, you went ahead to slap my brother? ah! aunty sorry o. The beating she received from my brother hand that day, even me, I wasn't pleased with my brother.

A lot of people started blaming my brother for going to that length of giving her bruises , forgetting that it was the girl that started the trouble first.

Before you land a guy a slap, make sure you have the power to withstand whatever that will happen. If you're expecting the crowd to come to your defend because you're a woman, then you're a coward.

Sha na girls were get power de slap guys not girls like us were no get Shishi power

Washington505:
You slap me whatever reason. If you like make your grandmother dey there i dey bit a hell oit of you oo. Nonsesnse. Must the girl slap you? Cant she just nod her head in negative, it will still convince her father. Abi the father wan marry her.

Udoskybest:
[b][/b]I went to toast a pretty girl in 2019 during an end of the year party. While talking, she stood there looking over my shoulder and landed me an end of the year slap.

Long story short, she sent me a written note containing her name, an apology and her contact. She stated that her dad was close and was watching her... We dated the next year and it was fun.

Let's hear yours

mikkyjagga1:
What kind of young men do we have nowdays?
How old are you bro?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram if E like make e take 3yrs to regain...



ONCE I BLA my WEED d health go regain witin 2sc...



WTF MAN!

Kinzo0917:
I don go on 2 months sabbatical. Bleep don make me emaciated. For Bleep, u dey learn from me. I don knack olosho taya

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram No be competition..



LOLZ but STILL on STILL na TRUE matterz u talk..



but I STILL believe sey no be 4 Every BODY..


me de NACK ASHAWOO steady STEADY and I de BLA WEED and take tablet DRUGs but I still Galant...



I believe sey, if MONEY de and u get happiness ur BODY system go de work different..



WTF MAN!

Kinzo0917:
there is d drug that we real niggas take. Has no side effect. Your dick go stand like rod . Na d chenkes go run

CatANDratTHEORY:
Happened to me in my teen years. Sometime in 2006, I followed my cousins to their church and there I saw this damsel, I tried rather vainly to woo her.

I kept following her up but it wasn't easy, I used everything at my disposal to woo her but to no avail. I even got a resounding slap on one of those occasions. Even when I was made a functionary in my school in 2009, she wouldn't still give in to my demands despite the fact that most girls were dying.


I had to let her be and moved on, I even forgot that she existed . Some years later (2011), my phone rang one early morning only for me to pick up and lo and behold she was the one. I couldn't even recognise her voice again cos it's been really long I heard from her.

She explained whom she was and believe me, I was genuinely happy to hear from her. She was like "you just forgot about me, you just stopped talking to me..."
I was like " I couldn't keep trying to woo you forever"

She explained that my cousins told her that I got an admission so she collected my number and called to congratulate me. I thanked her for her gesture...
We are still good friends now, in fact, apart from my fiancee she's got to be the best female friend I have.
She has matured a lot to be very calm, kind, attentive, and compassionate.

MadamVanessa:



For crying out loud what will even make a girl to land a guy slap for wooing her. Listen to him if you want to if he keeps pestering you, ignore him totally. Slapping him, obviously you're inviting a very big trouble to yourself.

A girl once did that to my elder brother, even me I was pitying the girl, because I Know how aggressive my brother is. I just knew that her own is finished. Of all the things to do, you went ahead to slap my brother? ah! aunty sorry o. The beating she received from my brother hand that day, even me, I wasn't pleased with my brother.

A lot of people started blaming my brother for going to that length of giving her bruises , forgetting that it was the girl that started the trouble first.

Before you land a guy a slap, make sure you have the power to withstand whatever that will happen. If you're expecting the crowd to come to your defend because you're a woman, then you're a coward.

Sha na girls were get power de slap guys not girls like us were no get Shishi power

CatANDratTHEORY:
Happened to me in my teen years. Sometime in 2006, I followed my cousins to their church and there I saw this damsel, I tried rather vainly to woo her.

I kept following her up but it wasn't easy, I used everything at my disposal to woo her but to no avail. I even got a resounding slap on one of those occasions. Even when I was made a functionary in my school in 2009, she wouldn't still give in to my demands despite the fact that most girls were dying.


I had to let her be and moved on, I even forgot that she existed . Some years later (2011), my phone rang one early morning only for me to pick up and lo and behold she was the one. I couldn't even recognise her voice again cos it's been really long I heard from her.

She explained whom she was and believe me, I was genuinely happy to hear from her. She was like "you just forgot about me, you just stopped talking to me..."
I was like " I couldn't keep trying to woo you forever"

She explained that my cousins told her that I got an admission so she collected my number and called to congratulate me. I thanked her for her gesture...
We are still good friends now, in fact, apart from my fiancee she's got to be the best female friend I have.
She has matured a lot to be very calm, kind, attentive, and compassionate.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Lolz. normal PAROLE..



WTF MAN!

Evidenx:
YOU DEY LEAVE UR GOD GIVEN WIFE NOW DEY FLOW ANOTHER MAN WIFE TO BE AS FIANCÉE...

D WAY U DESCRIBE THAT UR FRIEND,NA UR WIFE BE THAT.

MadamVanessa:



For crying out loud what will even make a girl to land a guy slap for wooing her. Listen to him if you want to if he keeps pestering you, ignore him totally. Slapping him, obviously you're inviting a very big trouble to yourself.

A girl once did that to my elder brother, even me I was pitying the girl, because I Know how aggressive my brother is. I just knew that her own is finished. Of all the things to do, you went ahead to slap my brother? ah! aunty sorry o. The beating she received from my brother hand that day, even me, I wasn't pleased with my brother.

A lot of people started blaming my brother for going to that length of giving her bruises , forgetting that it was the girl that started the trouble first.

Before you land a guy a slap, make sure you have the power to withstand whatever that will happen. If you're expecting the crowd to come to your defend because you're a woman, then you're a coward.

Sha na girls were get power de slap guys not girls like us were no get Shishi power

CatANDratTHEORY:

My fiancee is more than that, she's just too kind, caring, and supportive.

eddie7:
*Have U noticed that most things about Women's upper body starts with 'B'? E.g. Blouse ,Bra, Beauty, Boobs Etc...*

*And Lower parts starts with 'P' Like Panties, Period, Pad, Pussy*?

*No Wonder Most Men Are Dying Of BP*.

CatANDratTHEORY:
As the hot slap landed on you, shebi tears almost rolled down your cheeks?
Don't lie.