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EMIRofPUSSY:
In the wake of the trending video showing a lady having sex with a dog, let us remember that this act is as old as mankind.

The Holy Bible describes the first 'sexual act' in the Book of Genesis (supposedly written by Moses).

Though the writer painted the picture of the act using symbols, a good Theologian would be able to decode what really happened in the Garden of Eden.

The Serpent was the wisest animal in the Garden. At that time, he was a beast having four legs. He was a giant about the size of a youth and very witty.

He lured Eve and explained the art of 'sexual intercourse' to her. Eve became instantly interested because she wanted to try out new things.

She banged Eve and taught her different sexual styles. He deflowered Eve and ejaculated his seeds into her.

Eve became pregnant with Cain.

Later that day, Adam came back from his daily work and met Eve. Eve taught him what she learnt from Serpent and they had sex again.

Adam ejaculated his seeds into her and she became pregnant with Abel.

yanabasee:
Omo...


People will just think nonsense and where to dump them... And will come to nairaland to drop it....


Weldone Mr Olodo..... God's special assistant on Eve and Adams matter ....

Jmichael1:
Were u cum take see dis one for bible.....

EMIRofPUSSY:
Go and seek for knowledge instead of exhibiting sheer ignorance on a public forum.

yanabasee:
Mr Seek for knowledge.....


People like you try to make meaning from nothing..... You always try to be smart when actually you don't even know anything...


The Bible is very simple... But you try to twist things out just so you will fill up your empty head with something meaningless....

EMIRofPUSSY:
You still have a very long way to go. I guess you perfectly understand the book of Revelations

yanabasee:
Do you want me to school you about it?

Beebah2000:
Op, you are crazy. Very very crazy

tee59:
Just to be noted sha. Why this nonsense? Must you display your lunatic behavior here trying to mis interpret the scripture? What do you take God for? Your father or Uncle, that you can just say stupid things about? No matter what you believe or say against God, doesn't change who HE is. It's you that will be destroyed in the end.

killmods:
NL has finally turned to something else.. na to leave am jejelly for una oo

EMIRofPUSSY:
Shift.
From my little interaction with you here, I know your type.

Please don't quote me again, my moniker is not available for ignorant people.

yanabasee:
[s]Mr "I know people by chatting with them"


You are an Emir of foolery, Emir of Olodo....
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Nonexisting:
Well said brother man. Bible editors can only deceive the gullible, not some of us. We all know what happened in that garden between the snake and the the vaginarian, Eve. Everyone knows how fish-brained an average vaginarian is, yet some believed the snake explained the art of sex to Eve without using the opportunity to fucck her silly when his dick must have been hard all through the times he was doing the explaining.

Aboks:
You must be a mad man

Vinnie2000:
OP, I have seen this assertion b4 and there is an iota of truth in it. Its likely Adam and Eve had sex and God angrily threw them out of the garden of Eden. And again, satan must have fuccked Eve!. We know how he likes to destroy anything God creates.

EMIRofPUSSY:
In the wake of the trending video showing a lady having sex with a dog, let us remember that this act is as old as mankind.

The Holy Bible describes the first 'sexual act' in the Book of Genesis (supposedly written by Moses).

Though the writer painted the picture of the act using symbols, a good Theologian would be able to decode what really happened in the Garden of Eden.

The Serpent was the wisest animal in the Garden. At that time, he was a beast having four legs. He was a giant about the size of a youth and very witty.

He lured Eve and explained the art of 'sexual intercourse' to her. Eve became instantly interested because she wanted to try out new things.

She banged Eve and taught her different sexual styles. He deflowered Eve and ejaculated his seeds into her.

Eve became pregnant with Cain.

Later that day, Adam came back from his daily work and met Eve. Eve taught him what she learnt from Serpent and they had sex again.

Adam ejaculated his seeds into her and she became pregnant with Abel.

Note
The bible describes this sexual act using 'apples and trees'

When God laid curses on Adam and Eve, God targeted their private parts and not the mouths they used to eat the symbolical 'apples'

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For Christians, you can get the book Serpent's Seed by Rev. William Marion Branham.

EMIRofPUSSY:
In the wake of the trending video showing a lady having sex with a dog, let us remember that this act is as old as mankind.

The Holy Bible describes the first 'sexual act' in the Book of Genesis (supposedly written by Moses).

Though the writer painted the picture of the act using symbols, a good Theologian would be able to decode what really happened in the Garden of Eden.

The Serpent was the wisest animal in the Garden. At that time, he was a beast having four legs. He was a giant about the size of a youth and very witty.

He lured Eve and explained the art of 'sexual intercourse' to her. Eve became instantly interested because she wanted to try out new things.

She banged Eve and taught her different sexual styles. He deflowered Eve and ejaculated his seeds into her.

Eve became pregnant with Cain.

Later that day, Adam came back from his daily work and met Eve. Eve taught him what she learnt from Serpent and they had sex again.

Adam ejaculated his seeds into her and she became pregnant with Abel.

Note
The bible describes this sexual act using 'apples and trees'

When God laid curses on Adam and Eve, God targeted their private parts and not the mouths they used to eat the symbolical 'apples'

---

For Christians, you can get the book Serpent's Seed by Rev. William Marion Branham.