E be many things for you op

You be Simpson walahi

See as the pussarian dae use your head

E go be walahi

I think saga was mumu until I read ur story, saga nah tappest guy compare to u, haaa mogbe, the girl they use u and she will never want to loose her ATM, the boy friend even allow her to go with u on her b'day, honestly u are ATM to both of them. fvck you bro.

Botwriter:
Good morning Nairalanders. I have an issue that has been disturbing for long.
So I met a lady two years back and we got talking. However, our communication was mostly restricted to online greetings.

December, 2021, we decided to take things to the next level by meeting physically. We study in the same school, so we met at a designated place. After our first meeting, things started moving fast and we became more connected.

Early this year, I decided to ask the girl out one faithful Saturday morning and her response was that she was in a relationship.

So I left her alone. The issue is this girl bonds with me so well and will often send me messages that she misses me anytime I decide to forget her for some days.

Last month, we all left school and were back home and our bonding became very strong again - we stay in the same city.

She invited me to her church twice and I honored her invitations. On her birthday, I asked her what her plans are and whether her bf is taking her out (jokingly) and her response was, 'which bf?'.

We went ahead to plan a meet up in a restaurant on her birthday but unfortunately something came up and I could not make it, so I sent her some cash to compensate.

*My issues with the lady.*

1. When I send her text on WhatsApp, sometimes it would take her 24 hrs to reply even when she's online. And she will find some flimsy excuses to make. She will even post on her status while my message is delivered but not read or replied.

2. She earlier told me she had a boyfriend, so I don't want to bring any relationship stuff again between us. But it seems she want me to ask her out again.

3. This girl bills me like no tomorrow. Whenever she has any minor issue she will pick phone and call me.

So honestly I'm fed up with her character and I have made up my mind not to talk to her again.

*My problem:

As usual when I decide ghost her again, she will chat me up and sometimes video call and that's what I don't want. I honestly need solutions. It seems this girl is playing mind games with me or she wants me to talk to her about relationship again?

You're such a disgusting idiot.
Senseless human.
Sorry excuse of a man

The moment you say NO to things you can't condone then you become a MAN

For now you still a boy and double as a simp

Abeg who una talk say be buhari successor...


It's red hot out here

Good day my fellow nairalanders I have been having sleepless night for few days now , I can't believe this is happening to me , last week Sunday my money was withdrawn from my account 372 thousand Naira , leaving 3100 naira

when I went to the bank to tell them about the transaction , they told me that my debit card was use to withdraw all the money , they asked me if i use my debit card online , i said yes because i normally use my debit card to order things online I even saved my card details on jumia , konga and all , am new to buying things online . I never knew of the danger of saving my debit card details online ,

Am so confused right now , no work anywhere it's been 3 weeks since I last went to work , am into aluminum work , am from edo state if you have any work for me please call this number 09081104027
This is my account number
3080347109
Polaris bank
Nosa drew Iyoha
Nothing is too small to support my life please thank you ladies and gentlemen
God bless you

Keep wondering. No go find another woman.

Botwriter:


You can choose not to believe sis. But believe me I have spent more than 30k on this girl in the last two months.

That's good. Continue sending her money, she'll soon love you.

Botwriter:
Good morning Nairalanders. I have an issue that has been disturbing for long.
So I met a lady two years back and we got talking. However, our communication was mostly restricted to online greetings.

December, 2021, we decided to take things to the next level by meeting physically. We study in the same school, so we met at a designated place. After our first meeting, things started moving fast and we became more connected.

Early this year, I decided to ask the girl out one faithful Saturday morning and her response was that she was in a relationship.

So I left her alone. The issue is this girl bonds with me so well and will often send me messages that she misses me anytime I decide to forget her for some days.

Last month, we all left school and were back home and our bonding became very strong again - we stay in the same city.

She invited me to her church twice and I honored her invitations. On her birthday, I asked her what her plans are and whether her bf is taking her out (jokingly) and her response was, 'which bf?'.

We went ahead to plan a meet up in a restaurant on her birthday but unfortunately something came up and I could not make it, so I sent her some cash to compensate.

*My issues with the lady.*

1. When I send her text on WhatsApp, sometimes it would take her 24 hrs to reply even when she's online. And she will find some flimsy excuses to make. She will even post on her status while my message is delivered but not read or replied.

2. She earlier told me she had a boyfriend, so I don't want to bring any relationship stuff again between us. But it seems she want me to ask her out again.

3. This girl bills me like no tomorrow. Whenever she has any minor issue she will pick phone and call me.

So honestly I'm fed up with her character and I have made up my mind not to talk to her again.

*My problem:

As usual when I decide ghost her again, she will chat me up and sometimes video call and that's what I don't want. I honestly need solutions. It seems this girl is playing mind games with me or she wants me to talk to her about relationship again?

l will be blunt and a bit abusive so that you can feel a little bad and take actions immediately,, you are a big simp, what does that girl have in-between her legs that other girls dont have , that girl doesn't take you as anything, you are just her money bank and attention giver, the cash you give to her the guy fvcking her is using it to buy condom and ice cream during their romps, l hate it when men are used like this, this ladies need us more than we need them,most of them in their twenties are broke ass, in their late twenties they are already praying for husband at all cost, look at them littered the street why simp for that girl? see brother dont just ignore her chats , tell her to her face that she is a manipulative imp and you are done with her, let her not chat or call u again, if she chatted u up again then let her pay with her pussy, invite her and make ur position clear that f she is not manipulative then u need the pussy now ,, if she give any excuses chase her out of ur room and never have anything to do with that daughter of jezebel again, even if she surrounded the pussy fvck her and always make sure anytime she bills u, you must collect ur own share,, subsequently when u meet any woman dont play any good boy game, ur target should always be to fvck her first even if you will end up marrying her make sure u get that pussy first, women only surrender when the pussy have been eaten.

How you start.. determines how the relationship goes.

You fked up. Dump her.

3. This girl bills me like no tomorrow. Whenever she has any minor issue she will pick phone and call me.



Clientele

Small change.
You still can catch, use, and dump this girl if you get more cash and 'sweet mouth'

Botwriter:


You can choose not to believe sis. But believe me I have spent more than 30k on this girl in the last two months.

My brother, save your breathe and look for a job. Nairalanders only give to ladies.
I live in Benin too. I can introduce you to my friends.

makeherscream:
Good day my fellow nairalanders I have been having sleepless night for few days now , I can't believe this is happening to me , last week Sunday my money was withdrawn from my account 372 thousand Naira , leaving 3100 naira

when I went to the bank to tell them about the transaction , they told me that my debit card was use to withdraw all the money , they asked me if i use my debit card online , i said yes because i normally use my debit card to order things online I even saved my card details on jumia , konga and all , am new to buying things online . I never knew of the danger of saving my debit card details online ,

Am so confused right now , no work anywhere it's been 3 weeks since I last went to work , am into aluminum work , am from edo state if you have any work for me please call this number 09081104027
This is my account number
3080347109
Polaris bank
Nosa drew Iyoha
Nothing is too small to support my life please thank you ladies and gentlemen
God bless you

You be confirmed client be that na babe just de collect on a steady, I swear that babe go sabi dating format for yahoo .

LifeOfTrigga:

3. This girl bills me like no tomorrow. Whenever she has any minor issue she will pick phone and call me.



Clientele

I tell you na Nigeria client be this

Avoid her

Gee64:
My brother, save your breathe and look for a job. Nairalanders only give to ladies.
I live in Benin too. I can introduce you to my friends.

really wow thanks bro please give me your number let me call you

Update: She just sent me a WhatsApp dm and I have deleted it without even reading.

Botwriter:
Good morning Nairalanders. I have an issue that has been disturbing for long.
So I met a lady two years back and we got talking. However, our communication was mostly restricted to online greetings.

December, 2021, we decided to take things to the next level by meeting physically. We study in the same school, so we met at a designated place. After our first meeting, things started moving fast and we became more connected.

Early this year, I decided to ask the girl out one faithful Saturday morning and her response was that she was in a relationship.

So I left her alone. The issue is this girl bonds with me so well and will often send me messages that she misses me anytime I decide to forget her for some days.

Last month, we all left school and were back home and our bonding became very strong again - we stay in the same city.

She invited me to her church twice and I honored her invitations. On her birthday, I asked her what her plans are and whether her bf is taking her out (jokingly) and her response was, 'which bf?'.

We went ahead to plan a meet up in a restaurant on her birthday but unfortunately something came up and I could not make it, so I sent her some cash to compensate.

*My issues with the lady.*

1. When I send her text on WhatsApp, sometimes it would take her 24 hrs to reply even when she's online. And she will find some flimsy excuses to make. She will even post on her status while my message is delivered but not read or replied.

2. She earlier told me she had a boyfriend, so I don't want to bring any relationship stuff again between us. But it seems she want me to ask her out again.

3. This girl bills me like no tomorrow. Whenever she has any minor issue she will pick phone and call me.

So honestly I'm fed up with her character and I have made up my mind not to talk to her again.

*My problem:

As usual when I decide ghost her again, she will chat me up and sometimes video call and that's what I don't want. I honestly need solutions. It seems this girl is playing mind games with me or she wants me to talk to her about relationship again?

Her office (your head) is profitable. Please, don't end the profitable relationship.

Since you won't have sense, allow her to enjoy her life from you.

Keep spending on her. You are her poverty alleviation program

Bluezy13:
Hmmm...


I have nothing to say.
If you can't learn from numerous stories littered all over this platform, then you don't have sense.

abi o

Simping no dey tire una?

Stop giving her unnecessary attention, reply her messages after 48 hours give her flimsy excuses too is she asks.
.
Stop paying her bills.
.
Go where you’re celebrated and not tolerated.

Botwriter:


You can choose not to believe sis. But believe me I have spent more than 30k on this girl in the last two months.

Broski, yur nuh obligated to spend on these bitches.. she has parents.. stop taking up unnecessary responsibilities... When will you motherfuckers learn? Phew!

luscioustrish:
Stop giving her unnecessary attention, reply her messages after 48 hours give her flimsy excuses too is she asks.
.
Stop paying her bills.
.
Go where you’re celebrated and not tolerated.

Fine geh from Zimbabwe

ashawopikin:
Simping no dey tire una?

O weak mi Gaan fa!

H'unku GooodHardDick, come and see something oh

luscioustrish:
Stop giving her unnecessary attention, reply her messages after 48 hours give her flimsy excuses too is she asks.
.
Stop paying her bills.
.
Go where you’re celebrated and not tolerated.

Thank you.

Wotoporiously speaking

That shenkes dey play you tinko and you dey dull up, she don see you as person wey she fit use like this, don't forget women develop different mindset when a guy start getting close to them, they are always checking which category them go play you go and if you fall for the games as you dey fall so then it's game over for you.

You better man dey Bleep up and let her know what you want if that shit y'all got going on is ever gonna go forward. Better not let that ship sail to where it's not pose to sail to.

Put your eyerinse well for ground.

Botwriter:
Update: She just sent me a WhatsApp dm and I have deleted it without even reading.

Wotoporiously speaking

Na the levels I wan dey see you on be this

Man the Bleep up or be used.

It's simple. You need to make it straight to her that as long she is into a relationship. Tell her you are putting your mind in a girl that wi deserve to care more about your feeling rather being used as mood console! Just let it to be known to her that you aren't interested in talking with her that she needs to focus on her relationship and have a peace of mind!

As e be nah u still dey dick ur grave small small, u still dey see and know that this kind girls dey hurt person and u still dey follow her.
Ghost am for some time and be a man, act like say u are busy...
At the 3rd end na she go carry in kpekus come give u.

We have a WhatsApp group for SIMPS






Drop ur contact let's add u immediately